Author Topic: OH MY GOD I AM FREAKING OUT (Read 1639 times)

T234 · « **on:** February 25, 2009, 01:36:39 PM »

Is it possible to have a drank a liter of water this morning over the course of an hour, and barely piss like maybe ten ounces, and have your side and wang hurt a bit. I've drank another 20 ounce bottle of water and not much has come out since and it feels like I have to piss BAD constantly, but every time I try I get nothing or if I'm lucky maybe an ounce.

Also every movement I see anybody make has ink trails like Street Fighter 4, only instead of ink it is caramel syrup.

Rman · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:44:18 PM »

GO TO A DOCTOR.

Robo · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:45:43 PM »

Quote from: T234 on February 25, 2009, 01:36:39 PM

Also every movement I see anybody make has ink trails like Street Fighter 4, only instead of ink it is caramel syrup.

If you're not dead already, maybe you should see a physician.

archie4208 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:46:49 PM »

You're fine. Go take a nap or something.

T234 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:48:05 PM »

The hallucinations are part of being without caffeine, I expected they were coming.

The pissing is what's bothering me.

Eric P · « **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:50:11 PM »

you could just be really, really dehydrated

but still that's enough to go see a doctor

T234 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:51:43 PM »

I feel like I could float a boat, I thought the waterworks might be backing up or something.

Tieno · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:54:49 PM »

Instead of peeing go to a sauna so you can dehydrate again. Problem fixed!

T234 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:08:36 PM »

None, I used to drink pepsi made of HFCS.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:12:21 PM »

Suggestion: doctor

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:13:28 PM »

This is the horrors of pop. Go to a doctor.

Bocsius · « **Reply #11 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:14:50 PM »

Just drink a cola.

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T234 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:23:25 PM »

I just pissed like normal, side and wang still hurt a bit.

Piss is very slightly yellow, as opposed to the complete clarity as when I quit drinking pop.

Robo · « **Reply #13 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:25:37 PM »

If it's a kidney stone, you'll know for sure soon enough.

BlackMage · « **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:27:39 PM »

T234 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:37:23 PM »

I looked up the UTI symptoms online and that describes what I'm feeling EXACTLY.

Time to go to the doctor tomorrow.

BlackMage · « **Reply #16 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:42:02 PM »

Quote from: T234 on February 25, 2009, 02:37:23 PM

I looked up the UTI symptoms online and that describes what I'm feeling EXACTLY.

Time to go to the doctor tomorrow.

next time remember to keep your penis clean, you bum

Bloodwake · « **Reply #17 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:49:15 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on February 25, 2009, 02:42:02 PM

Quote from: T234 on February 25, 2009, 02:37:23 PM
I looked up the UTI symptoms online and that describes what I'm feeling EXACTLY.

Time to go to the doctor tomorrow.

next time remember to keep your penis clean, you bum

yeah, clean that bitch out

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** February 25, 2009, 03:33:38 PM »

Did you wipe your butt with your hand then JO?

muckhole · « **Reply #19 on:** February 25, 2009, 04:48:56 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 25, 2009, 02:49:15 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on February 25, 2009, 02:42:02 PM
Quote from: T234 on February 25, 2009, 02:37:23 PM
I looked up the UTI symptoms online and that describes what I'm feeling EXACTLY.

Time to go to the doctor tomorrow.

next time remember to keep your penis clean, you bum

yeah, clean that bitch out

A little bleach and a Q-Tip down the urethra should fix it.

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:09:40 PM »

T234 IS DYING

I'M SORRY I TROLLED HL2

FORGIVE ME

Eric P · « **Reply #21 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:12:02 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 25, 2009, 05:09:40 PM

T234 IS DYING

I'M SORRY I TROLLED HL2

FORGIVE ME

you trolled half life 2?

you're dead to me

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:36:48 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 25, 2009, 05:12:02 PM

Quote from: Himuro on February 25, 2009, 05:09:40 PM
T234 IS DYING

I'M SORRY I TROLLED HL2

FORGIVE ME

you trolled half life 2?

you're dead to me

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=28568.msg779912#msg779912

Eric P · « **Reply #23 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:37:56 PM »

what on earth?

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:38:51 PM »

ALL I SAID WAS RIDDICK WAS BETTER THAN HL2!!!! AND IT RESULTED IN HIS DEATH

T234 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:40:38 PM »

I'M NOT DYING YOU CHURCH-BATHROOM-BEATER-OFFER

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:40:59 PM »

ARE YOU SURE?

T234 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:44:09 PM »

IF I STOP POSTING FOR MORE THAN TWO DAYS TELL BLOODWAKE TO CALL ME

UNTIL THEN I AM NOT DEAD SINGAPOREAN

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:49:18 PM »

I'M NOT FROM SINGAPORE!!!!

T234 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:04:57 PM »

http://forums.speedguide.net/showthread.php?t=14906

THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU WERE

BlackMage · « **Reply #30 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:07:56 PM »

Quote from: T234 on February 25, 2009, 06:04:57 PM

http://forums.speedguide.net/showthread.php?t=14906

THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU WERE

he didn't want people to know he's from Texas. Would you?

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:04:55 PM »

IT'S ANOTHER PERSON

drew · « **Reply #32 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:10:47 PM »

i always knew there was something in the water in kentucky

also wellwater is bad for you t234, cut down on that shit

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:32:48 PM »

Your body is setting up for pew pew out of the pee pee.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:07:30 PM »

You've probably caught Knee-AIDS from TVC and it's spread into your wang.

BlackMage · « **Reply #35 on:** February 25, 2009, 10:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 25, 2009, 09:07:30 PM

You've probably caught Knee-AIDS from TVC and it's spread into your wang.

do you think it's swollen?

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Author Topic: OH MY GOD I AM FREAKING OUT (Read 1639 times)