Author Topic: apple finally admits their laptop batteries are shit and fixes problem(s) (Read 1126 times)

drew · « **on:** February 26, 2009, 01:46:46 PM »

[youtube=780,464]9CnOI98D98Y[/youtube]

only on the 17" model

8 hours charge time

a good rule of thumb is to always subtract 1 hour battery capacity per each month owned

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G The Resurrected · « **Reply #1 on:** February 26, 2009, 01:59:23 PM »

You'd think with all this advanced technology we'd have awesome batteries but we don't. I'm so happy my new laptop doesnt require the battery be plugged in for it to function.

I'm gonna go throw dog shit on apples windows be back in 30

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #2 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:01:23 PM »

Wasn't there that tech where laptop batteries would be hydrogen fueled? Is that still in the pipeline or was it just a useless pipedream?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:02:10 PM »

christ, that excerpt is fucking pretentious as hell

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #4 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:05:09 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on February 26, 2009, 01:46:46 PM

Quote from: USA Today
CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA 2/26/2009 - in the heart of "silicon valley" today apple employees everywhere stopped fiddling with their iphones between pops of dexedrine and taking bumps off of glossy screened monitors and instead used their formerly barren & pristine IKEA desks for grinding condensed graphite onto thin slices of microscopically textured wood. laundromats surrounding the area have reportedly been overrun with thousands of american apparell v neck t-shirts and black chino turtlenecks with sweat ridden collars. it is unclear whether this epedemic is due to the strain of opening up lawsuits from burn victims or if mental exertion is to blame - Associated Press, Toomene Adjectivesironica McWordyski

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:11:11 PM »

LoL, macs.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:11:43 PM »

I'm posting this on my Pro as we speak, in class.

Oh shi-

Tauntaun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:15:45 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 26, 2009, 02:11:43 PM

I'm posting this on my Pro as we speak, in class.

Oh shi-

Did it just burn your dick?

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G The Resurrected · « **Reply #8 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:17:31 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on February 26, 2009, 02:01:23 PM

Wasn't there that tech where laptop batteries would be hydrogen fueled? Is that still in the pipeline or was it just a useless pipedream?

Fuelcells are still on their way, its just a matter of how long now do we have to wait.

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:20:36 PM »

Quote from: InfectedGib on February 26, 2009, 02:05:09 PM

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #10 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:32:22 PM »

wow...

I never knew about the burn thing.

mac laptops

drew · « **Reply #11 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:55:27 PM »

yep

the temp inside my pro atm is 174^oF

im also on my second battery, about to be on my third, this new advert bragging about how awesome their batteries are kinda pisses me off

also my current battery is basically on its deathbed, istat says its health is @ 29% and it wont fully charge, also it averages about 20 mins unplugged. lol.

drew · « **Reply #12 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:59:04 PM »

also smh @ the top of my op

i blame add/adhd medication $:-\$

T234 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 26, 2009, 06:38:36 PM »

lol macfags

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** February 26, 2009, 08:40:49 PM »

lol predictability

patrickula · « **Reply #15 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:00:15 PM »

lol @ the green thing.
Like carving the case out of a solid block of aluminum is green.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:02:15 PM »

Quote from: InfectedGib on February 26, 2009, 02:32:22 PM

wow...

I never knew about the burn thing.

mac laptops

Actually, Sony made the batteries that did that. Shocking.

drew · « **Reply #17 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:47:06 PM »

Quote from: patrickula on February 26, 2009, 09:00:15 PM

lol @ the green thing.
Like carving the case out of a solid block of aluminum is green.

thats actually a pretty big deal if youre familiar with mbps

the steel on the "old" model is kind of bendy & too flexible

i could grip it on both side and bend it into a V if i wanted

patrickula · « **Reply #18 on:** February 26, 2009, 11:15:35 PM »

I'm not saying it isn't cool or functional.
It's just not all that energy/resource efficient.

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** February 26, 2009, 11:34:32 PM »

lolz drunk post

drew · « **Reply #20 on:** February 27, 2009, 12:07:37 AM »

god i want this new 17" so bad

im just sitting here looking at half a desktop lined with movie files

and

over how good it must look on that giant led backlit 1920 by 1200 gloss

T234 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 27, 2009, 01:18:15 AM »

nanannanananaananana macfags

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #22 on:** February 27, 2009, 01:31:32 AM »

I used to assume that lawsuits about overheated batteries were frivolous. But seriously, if something like the above pics happened while it was cradled on my junk, I'd be out for vengeance too.

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Author Topic: apple finally admits their laptop batteries are shit and fixes problem(s) (Read 1126 times)