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Tieno

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How do I make poles?
« on: February 27, 2009, 04:32:26 PM »
I just turned senior and thought I'd be able to create poles...how do I do that?

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Crushed

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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 04:38:28 PM »
Ask Kosma or Borys.
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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2009, 04:44:05 PM »
You need two Polacks, some rope, and a bottle of vodka. Then wait nine months.


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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2009, 05:04:52 PM »
Basicly you want to know how polish babby is formed?
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drew

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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2009, 05:41:08 PM »
you can buy them @ Home Depot i think

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AdmiralViscen

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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2009, 05:43:33 PM »
eastern european ethnicity

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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2009, 05:44:01 PM »
It would be awesome if every senior member could create an army of poles, and make them do battle in the Arctic!
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drew

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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2009, 05:46:04 PM »
is this some sort of crazy euro shit

now im genuinely interested

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Flannel Boy

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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2009, 05:51:11 PM »
It would be awesome if every senior member could create an army of poles, and make them do battle in the Arctic!

I don't think you've read any history books.

Tieno

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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2009, 05:52:26 PM »
nevermind, I was pushing the wrong button.  :-[

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Reb

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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2009, 04:49:31 AM »
It would be awesome if every senior member could create an army of poles, and make them do battle in the Arctic!

I don't think you've read any history books.

You are correct, I have very little interest in either history or poles.

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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2009, 05:17:24 AM »
Glen: How many Polacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen. One?
Glen: Nope, it takes three.
[Glen laughs. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Polacks to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen.
Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid!
[Glen laughs again. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Shit, man, loosen up! Don't ya get it?
H.I.: No, Glen, I sure don't.
Glen: Shit, man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer."
H.I.: Why's that?
Glen: 'Cause you only get it on the way home.
H.I.: I'm already home, Glen.
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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2009, 10:41:51 AM »
Glen: How many Polacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen. One?
Glen: Nope, it takes three.
[Glen laughs. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Polacks to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen.
Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid!
[Glen laughs again. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Shit, man, loosen up! Don't ya get it?
H.I.: No, Glen, I sure don't.
Glen: Shit, man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer."
H.I.: Why's that?
Glen: 'Cause you only get it on the way home.
H.I.: I'm already home, Glen.

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Re: How do I make poles?
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2009, 07:20:24 PM »
WTF is this thread about?

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