Author Topic: Evilbore Question: How is water 100% PURE OXYGEN ADDED (Read 6890 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** December 04, 2006, 11:46:58 PM »

I bought some 'different' water today cause they were out of my favorite stuff, and it was on sale so whatever. But the shit is all 100% PURE OXYGEN ADDED.

What the god damn fuck does that mean?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** December 04, 2006, 11:47:58 PM »

It's oxygen dude! Because you breathe with your stomach.

BlackMage · « **Reply #2 on:** December 04, 2006, 11:48:36 PM »

oxygen that doesn't bind with hydrogen?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** December 04, 2006, 11:50:11 PM »

"Science would have us believe that chimps are 3% different from humans genetically; in other words, they are 97% human. Now, a cloud consists of 98% water. Does that mean the difference between a cloud and water is 2%?"

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** December 04, 2006, 11:50:23 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 04, 2006, 11:47:58 PM

It's oxygen dude! Because you breathe with your stomach.

I DONT GET HOW MORE OXYGEN IS ADDED!

Raguel · « **Reply #5 on:** December 04, 2006, 11:56:13 PM »

Oxygen is actually pretty dangerous to the lining of several of your organs. They form these radicals call super oxides and becomes a volatile molecule that is biologically toxic. Thanks to the presence of superoxide dismutase, an enzyme that neutralizes the ions by breaking it apart, are we able to live in the presence of oxygen. In other words, they're trying to kill you with the addition of 100% pure oxygen. I smell lawsuit

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:01:31 AM »

*drops water in garbage*

Raguel · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:03:04 AM »

That's why you drink PURPLE DRANK!!!

xnikki118x · « **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:05:49 AM »

If there's something added, even if it's an element making up the water, the water is no longer 100% pure. I call false advertisement!

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:06:56 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 04, 2006, 11:50:23 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 04, 2006, 11:47:58 PM
It's oxygen dude! Because you breathe with your stomach.

I DONT GET HOW MORE OXYGEN IS ADDED!

They just pass oxygen through the water, sort of like carbonation, except in this case completely pointless. It's a marketing gimmick like those fruity oxygen bars a few years back.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2006, 11:50:11 PM

"Science would have us believe that chimps are 3% different from humans genetically; in other words, they are 97% human. Now, a cloud consists of 98% water. Does that mean the difference between a cloud and water is 2%?"

PD, you would get more sex if you learned science. Chicks, despite what TV says, actually want to fuck smart people, they're biologically programmed to try to have the smartest babies possible.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:09:11 AM »

Raguel · « **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:11:03 AM »

That pic gets me everytime. There's so many hidden subtext in it.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:13:53 AM »

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:43:57 AM »

PURPLE DRANK IMA GRIP AND SIP

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:45:46 AM »

xnikki118x · « **Reply #15 on:** December 05, 2006, 01:30:25 AM »

Quote from: Fatghost28 on December 05, 2006, 12:06:56 AM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 04, 2006, 11:50:23 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 04, 2006, 11:47:58 PM
It's oxygen dude! Because you breathe with your stomach.

I DONT GET HOW MORE OXYGEN IS ADDED!

They just pass oxygen through the water, sort of like carbonation, except in this case completely pointless. It's a marketing gimmick like those fruity oxygen bars a few years back.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2006, 11:50:11 PM
"Science would have us believe that chimps are 3% different from humans genetically; in other words, they are 97% human. Now, a cloud consists of 98% water. Does that mean the difference between a cloud and water is 2%?"

PD, you would get more sex if you learned science. Chicks, despite what TV says, actually want to fuck smart people, they're biologically programmed to try to have the smartest babies possible.

I wanna fuck smart guys.

The kid I dated before Ecro is a genius to every extent of the word--socially distinguished mentally-challenged, though, and we also think he's gay. The point still stands though, brains are important.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2006, 01:31:28 AM »

I THINK you meant to say PURPLE DRANK is important.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2006, 01:41:19 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on December 05, 2006, 01:30:25 AM

Quote from: Fatghost28 on December 05, 2006, 12:06:56 AM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 04, 2006, 11:50:23 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 04, 2006, 11:47:58 PM
It's oxygen dude! Because you breathe with your stomach.

I DONT GET HOW MORE OXYGEN IS ADDED!

They just pass oxygen through the water, sort of like carbonation, except in this case completely pointless. It's a marketing gimmick like those fruity oxygen bars a few years back.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2006, 11:50:11 PM
"Science would have us believe that chimps are 3% different from humans genetically; in other words, they are 97% human. Now, a cloud consists of 98% water. Does that mean the difference between a cloud and water is 2%?"

PD, you would get more sex if you learned science. Chicks, despite what TV says, actually want to fuck smart people, they're biologically programmed to try to have the smartest babies possible.

I wanna fuck smart guys. The kid I dated before Ecro is a genius to every extent of the word--socially distinguished mentally-challenged, though, and we also think he's gay. The point still stands though, brains are important.

$:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2006, 01:45:00 AM »

Quote from: Fatghost28 on December 05, 2006, 12:06:56 AM

PD, you would get more sex if you learned science. Chicks, despite what TV says, actually want to fuck smart people, they're biologically programmed to try to have the smartest babies possible.

You think I believe that? Look at the post again

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:00:12 AM »

Hurf hurf, I's smart too.

We's a down and out to the get down of the store tonight in this places. Oh yes!

xnikki118x · « **Reply #20 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:04:58 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 05, 2006, 02:00:12 AM

Hurf hurf, I's smart too.

We's a down and out to the get down of the store tonight in this places. Oh yes!

That was the point, silly. You're smart, AND you have social skills, AND you're attracted to women. Bonus!

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #21 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:16:59 AM »

You have a whore mouth.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:19:55 AM »

Someone's not gettin no loving tonite!

xnikki118x · « **Reply #23 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:21:18 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 05, 2006, 02:16:59 AM

You have a whore mouth.

You have a troll beard.

haHA!

/ thread derailment

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:22:48 AM »

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #25 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:26:32 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on December 05, 2006, 02:21:18 AM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 05, 2006, 02:16:59 AM
You have a whore mouth.

You have a troll beard.

haHA!

/ thread derailment

MAF, you're sure it wasn't like processed water? By that I mean, you're positive it wasn't some new-fangled 100% pure, made-straight-at-the-chemical-factory-by-combining-hydrogen-and-oxygen water?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:34:23 AM »

No, its AIRWATER.

I love the crap on the bottle:

"A WATERFALL.....
AIR IN LIQUID MOTION
A TASTE YOU WILL SENSE
A FRESHNESS YOU WILL FEEL"

Am I supposed to bathe with this too?

Raguel · « **Reply #27 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:35:28 AM »

Ecroflirt looks like a large Abraham Lincoln....a child molesting abraham lincoln. I'm afraid.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #28 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:37:37 AM »

mmMMMMMmmm.... I sure do LOOVE the sound of that water. I gots to get me some of that.

And then maybe later I'll get a kid to molest or something. WTF you damn weirdo.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #29 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:38:26 AM »

Hahaha

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:43:18 AM »

Quote from: Raguel on December 05, 2006, 02:35:28 AM

Ecroflirt looks like a large Abraham Lincoln....a child molesting abraham lincoln. I'm afraid.

He looks more like Robert Trujillo

xnikki118x · « **Reply #31 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:44:38 AM »

No matter how good you look, unkempt/out of control facial hair makes you look like a child molester.

MAF, you should get like 500 bottles of this water and bathe in it. It just might be the best thing ever.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #32 on:** December 05, 2006, 02:58:57 AM »

Thats like 500 bux

xnikki118x · « **Reply #33 on:** December 05, 2006, 03:02:06 AM »

Maybe you get a discount if you buy in bulk. Oh, the possibilities!

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #34 on:** December 05, 2006, 03:09:58 AM »

Oh, if they only sold that water at Staples when you worked there.

FlaviusG · « **Reply #35 on:** December 05, 2006, 04:08:26 AM »

cooters works at staples

:rollin

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #36 on:** December 05, 2006, 11:34:59 AM »

I quit staples a while ago. people sure are lazy in their information gathering

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Author Topic: Evilbore Question: How is water 100% PURE OXYGEN ADDED (Read 6890 times)