WHISKEY IN MAH 'NOG AND I'M DARK SHAKE FREE

[Van Cruncheon]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

[TVC15]

[Van Cruncheon]

Your Penn Jillette pimpin' can't kill MY buzz, Randroid!

I gots my eggnog

I gots my scotch

Kid is in bed, wife is on the bike

And there's no Dark Shake in sight

all I needs is some PORN

[TVC15]

The wife is. . .SPINNING?

[Raguel]

I will refer you to this site for your pornographic needs Drinky. The Saint Corny recommends it.

...I thought this website was about a girl with double d's...... :'(

let me help you.


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[Van Cruncheon]

she's at her own SPIN CLASS, instructed remotely by DAVID BOREANAZ as ANGEL

[Van Cruncheon]

corny is a gentleman of taste and breeding 

[Phoenix Dark]

My momma got monie in the bank
Shorty what you drank?

[whiteACID]

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

        While wiping his chin,
        He said with a grin,

    "If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."

[Bacon]

redWOOD's gots lots of dreams of her own
She sits with her mountain of pills by the phone
And sooner or later the kids will come home
To a stipper who's dance all she can

[Saint Cornelius]

That last line was motherfucking clunky