Author Topic: Chris Brown Appreciation Thread (Read 1804 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** March 05, 2009, 05:23:22 PM »

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/05/chris.brown.charged/?iref=mpstoryview

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"Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.

"A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

"Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

"Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the s--t out of you when we get home! You wait and see!' "

The detective said she then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant ... who did not answer.

"Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.'

"After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'

"Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.

"Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.

"Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

"Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

"Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle ... and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.

"Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

"She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

"Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order."

At the end of his statement, Andrews said Brown sent her text message apologizing nine days later.

"In the text message, Brown apologized for what he had done to Robyn F. and advised [the second personal assistant] that he was going to get help."

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2009, 05:37:18 PM »

Never quite understood your jokes Father_Mike.

Reb · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2009, 05:39:04 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on March 05, 2009, 05:37:18 PM

Never quite understood your jokes Father_Mike.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2009, 05:40:11 PM »

I bet the only reason Jay-Z hasn't had Brown...dealt with is because he doesn't want to upset Rhianna. Won't stop him from blacklisting Brown, Joe Budden style

motherfucking punk. People in the industry acting like this is no big deal seriously piss me off. God damn that culure is far too obsessed with the idiotic idea of "haters"

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2009, 05:41:24 PM »

He did all that while still driving? That's pretty impressive.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I came

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Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2009, 05:41:58 PM »

She apparently will not testify against him in court, ugh

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2009, 05:46:32 PM »

He fucking bit her ear!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2009, 05:50:06 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2009, 06:18:13 PM »

Clearly an E.Honda player.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2009, 06:20:55 PM »

I'm still waiting for a rapper to put it into their lyrics:
Like Ike beat Turner
Like Bobby beat Whitney
Like Chris beat Rihanna...doesn't quite fit.

Robo · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2009, 06:24:08 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2009, 06:27:00 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 05, 2009, 06:20:55 PM

I'm still waiting for a rapper to put it into their lyrics:
Like Ike beat Turner
Like Bobby beat Whitney
Like Chris beat Rihanna...doesn't quite fit.

I have no idea how they'll ever get Bobby Brown and Chris Brown to rhyme.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2009, 07:46:05 PM »

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At the end of his statement, Andrews said Brown sent her text message apologizing nine days later.

Awesome.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2009, 09:23:12 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 05, 2009, 06:20:55 PM

Like Ike beat Tina
Like Bobby beat Whitney
Like Chris beat Rihanna
Like they begged 'em, "Hit me"

fixed?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2009, 11:03:43 PM »

edit: smh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** March 07, 2009, 03:59:59 AM »

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LOS ANGELES - With Chris Brown’s arraignment on charges of assault and criminal threats delayed until April 6, the Chicago Sun-Times reported on Thursday that the singer’s management team is working toward rehabbing his image with a possible deal with Rihanna.

According to Sun-Times columnist Bill Zwecker, Brown and Rihanna plan to co-author a book about abuse and appear together on a number of talk shows in a deal, which also reportedly includes a $10 million clause regarding Brown’s future actions toward her.

(more at link)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29556850/

You've got to be fucking shitting me. Throw the tough girl image out the fucking window, please. Or I'm going to crash my car laughing the next time Take A Bow comes on the radio

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 07, 2009, 04:21:35 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2009, 03:59:59 AM

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LOS ANGELES - With Chris Brown’s arraignment on charges of assault and criminal threats delayed until April 6, the Chicago Sun-Times reported on Thursday that the singer’s management team is working toward rehabbing his image with a possible deal with Rihanna.

According to Sun-Times columnist Bill Zwecker, Brown and Rihanna plan to co-author a book about abuse and appear together on a number of talk shows in a deal, which also reportedly includes a $10 million clause regarding Brown’s future actions toward her.
(more at link)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29556850/

You've got to be fucking shitting me. Throw the tough girl image out the fucking window, please. Or I'm going to crash my car laughing the next time Take A Bow comes on the radio

I'm not sure this scenario could get any more repugnant.

Chain of events:
1. Domestic dispute w/ violence
2. Rihanna goes back to her man, teaching a generation of fans that yes, he only does it because he loves you so much
3. Book deal/positive publicity
4. Profit

These pieces of scummy shit--both of them--need to be beheaded at the same event where they execute all the greedsters that flushed this country down the toilet.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #17 on:** March 07, 2009, 06:09:47 AM »

I propose:
- Chris Brown goes to jail for 10+ years
- Rhianna goes to jail for being a dumb cunt for 2+ years, her release on condition of a review board acknowledging that bitch got things straight.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18 on:** March 07, 2009, 08:06:14 AM »

Kill them both I say.

That deal is a joke. Nobody is going to read their book (most of their fans communicate by texting - if it can't be texted, it won't be read) and their talk show circuit will involve Chris apologizing and the two saying they will work through their problems together.

Then Chris Brown will make another song, come up with some new dance moves, and this whole incident will be forgotten.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19 on:** March 07, 2009, 09:31:45 AM »

This should be the cover of the book:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** March 07, 2009, 11:50:54 AM »

Oprah has the balls to get them on the couch, whip out that picture and ask "wtf were you thinking, and why are you still together"

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #21 on:** March 13, 2009, 02:07:27 PM »

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2009_03_13_Survey_finds_many_Hub_kids_placing_blame_on_Rihanna:_The_beat_goes_on/srvc=home&position=also

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Of the 200 Boston youths (ages 12 to 19) surveyed last month, 51 percent said Chris Brown was responsible for the incident, 46 percent said Rihanna was responsible and 52 percent said both were to blame; 52 percent said the media was treating Brown unfairly; 44 percent said fighting was a normal part of a relationship; and a “significant” number said “Rihanna was destroying Chris Brown’s career.” Women blamed Rihanna as much as men did.

Boston. smh

Eric P · « **Reply #22 on:** March 13, 2009, 02:13:55 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 13, 2009, 02:07:27 PM

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2009_03_13_Survey_finds_many_Hub_kids_placing_blame_on_Rihanna:_The_beat_goes_on/srvc=home&position=also
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Of the 200 Boston youths (ages 12 to 19) surveyed last month, 51 percent said Chris Brown was responsible for the incident, 46 percent said Rihanna was responsible and 52 percent said both were to blame; 52 percent said the media was treating Brown unfairly; 44 percent said fighting was a normal part of a relationship; and a “significant” number said “Rihanna was destroying Chris Brown’s career.” Women blamed Rihanna as much as men did.

Boston. smh

i'd like to know the ethnic and class divides in that survey

oh they're all teens. nevermind

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #23 on:** March 13, 2009, 02:21:49 PM »

200 people is kind of a small sample size. But still ridiculous results.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #24 on:** March 13, 2009, 02:33:16 PM »

This whole catastrofuck is awesome.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #25 on:** March 13, 2009, 02:41:43 PM »

Sweet god, this entire story smells of STUPID.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** March 13, 2009, 03:26:53 PM »

The sexism and misogyny in urban music is so ridiculous, it's not shocking that people are taking Brown's side. He beat the SHIT out of her. Remember when people were saying "wait till the picks come out, Brown is fucked"? Well the pics came out and Brown hasn't taking a lick, outside of advertisers dropping him. As I predicted

I still think that herpes story was leaked by someone in Brown's camp

Diunx · « **Reply #27 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:38:45 PM »

Sounds like a nice guy.

Robo · « **Reply #28 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:43:22 PM »

Did people even know who Chris Brown was before this incident? I sure as hell didn't. I'm still not exactly sure.

Eric P · « **Reply #29 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:51:12 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on March 13, 2009, 06:43:22 PM

Did people even know who Chris Brown was before this incident? I sure as hell didn't. I'm still not exactly sure.

same

hmm, has viral marketing gone to far?

edit: though it's better than the first time i ever heard of 50 Cent which involved the death of Jam Master Jay.

Diunx · « **Reply #30 on:** March 13, 2009, 07:08:36 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on March 13, 2009, 06:43:22 PM

Did people even know who Chris Brown was before this incident? I sure as hell didn't. I'm still not exactly sure.

I thought that he was Whitney Houston's husband.

Eric P · « **Reply #31 on:** March 13, 2009, 07:14:44 PM »

Quote from: diunx on March 13, 2009, 07:08:36 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on March 13, 2009, 06:43:22 PM
Did people even know who Chris Brown was before this incident? I sure as hell didn't. I'm still not exactly sure.

I thought that he was Whitney Houston's husband.

that's a different Brown

Oblivion · « **Reply #32 on:** March 13, 2009, 07:29:01 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on March 07, 2009, 06:09:47 AM

- Rhianna goes to jail for being a dumb cunt for 2+ years, her release on condition of a review board acknowledging that bitch got things straight.

Probably won't happen. Best we can hope for is that Brown's next beating is lethal (or coma inducing).

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** March 13, 2009, 07:29:32 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 13, 2009, 07:14:44 PM

Quote from: diunx on March 13, 2009, 07:08:36 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on March 13, 2009, 06:43:22 PM
Did people even know who Chris Brown was before this incident? I sure as hell didn't. I'm still not exactly sure.

I thought that he was Whitney Houston's husband.

that's a different Brown

They all look the same to me LOL

Diunx · « **Reply #34 on:** March 13, 2009, 07:36:51 PM »

lol I was going to post that.

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 13, 2009, 07:44:51 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 13, 2009, 02:21:49 PM

200 people is kind of a small sample size. But still ridiculous results.

it sounds like it could be right. Boston proper is what, 500-600k (not counting burbs). You'd need a sample size of 400-500 people for that. Considering we are just dealing with teenagers here, we are dealing with far less than 500-600k, so 200ish might be an adequate sample size.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #36 on:** March 13, 2009, 10:04:25 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 13, 2009, 07:52:30 PM

you only need to talk to one teenager to realize that they're stupid.

Chris Brown is a teenager.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** March 13, 2009, 11:48:08 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 13, 2009, 10:04:25 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 13, 2009, 07:52:30 PM
you only need to talk to one teenager to realize that they're stupid.

Chris Brown is a teenager.

Well there you go, we don't even need to talk to him. Case closed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** March 13, 2009, 11:55:06 PM »

[youtube=560,345]4DC4Rb9quKk[/youtube]
65mil views

Not into r&b/pop/t-pain/autotune but this is the jam

Trent Dole · « **Reply #39 on:** March 14, 2009, 12:15:24 AM »

Rhianna should go to jail for this...
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Author Topic: Chris Brown Appreciation Thread (Read 1804 times)