Author Topic: Are all ntards like this? (Read 2289 times)

Himu · « **on:** March 05, 2009, 08:44:06 PM »

I walk in my place, see my house mate playing shitty new Sonic game on Wii. I look at it for a bit. Looks like crap as expected. He then notices I'm there, freaks out, turns the tv off and goes to his room.

What an asshole. Are all ntards like this or is it because I'm black? He does this all the time. I walk into a room, he freaks, he goes the other way or into his room.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2009, 08:45:30 PM »

Because you're black. Obviously.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2009, 08:46:24 PM »

because you're black AND Muslim, Fez.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2009, 08:48:04 PM »

He never showers and he has a big ass neckbeard. He also has a huge mustache, so he ends up looking like Mario.

archie4208 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2009, 08:51:22 PM »

Were his pants off? He might be a secret furry.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2009, 08:52:00 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2009, 08:52:20 PM »

Dude's just a wannabe. Real ntards have no shame.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2009, 08:54:16 PM »

I'm seriously amazed he bought that new sonic game.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2009, 09:08:01 PM »

.............................................

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2009, 09:19:20 PM »

Why are you housemates with a schizoid?
And please find a tactful way to tell him he smells.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2009, 09:22:14 PM »

Oh and tell him to trade that turd in for a wii points card and download some real sonic games on the VC. Old school sonic is one of my few nostalgic pleasures.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2009, 10:09:23 PM »

the obvious answer is that he was ashamed to be seen playing it (Wii or Sonic, either is shame worthy). Ask yourself this, would the same thing have happened if you caught him masturbating?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2009, 10:22:51 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 05, 2009, 08:52:00 PM

no

Were your pants off? If he keeps seeing the himu-schlong, this might explain his constant retreat.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2009, 10:41:48 PM »

because you is black

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2009, 10:46:50 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2009, 09:19:20 PM

And please find a tactful way to tell him he smells.

This, and maybe he'll stop playing Sonic games, or the Wii for that matter, soon thereafter.

tiesto · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2009, 11:37:38 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 05, 2009, 08:52:20 PM

Dude's just a wannabe. Real ntards have no shame.

A real ntard would have pulled out a bulletin board and explained to you the history of Nintendo from their inception as a hanafuda card company in the 1800's to the 'blue ocean strategy' of today.

Remember that one guy who wanted to make a presentation on Nintendo for his girlfriend?

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #16 on:** March 06, 2009, 12:08:43 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 05, 2009, 10:46:50 PM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2009, 09:19:20 PM
And please find a tactful way to tell him he smells.

This, and maybe he'll stop playing Sonic games, or the Wii for that matter, soon thereafter.

This is a lie. I am a very hygenic nthing. I even have moist towlettes for my button!

However, Sonic games need to stop happening. They don't even sell well anymore!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17 on:** March 06, 2009, 12:37:29 AM »

A true Nintendo fan would run up to you and show you a bunch of sales charts, proving why Wagamama Girls Mode is awesome and is worth paying attention to.

You may have found a rare breed of nintard: socially awkward and plays games. The typical nintard is just the former.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** March 06, 2009, 12:55:34 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 06, 2009, 01:22:48 AM »

It's probably better than Shenmue 2.

etiolate · « **Reply #20 on:** March 06, 2009, 01:36:02 AM »

Maybe Allah appears in the game and he's afraid you'd jihad.

Bildi · « **Reply #21 on:** March 06, 2009, 02:03:28 AM »

Black asians...

Third · « **Reply #22 on:** March 06, 2009, 07:34:09 AM »

Is your roommate asian?

And I don't think he's an ntard. Ntard extremists still hate Sonic.

dammitmattt · « **Reply #23 on:** March 06, 2009, 08:33:45 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2009, 09:22:14 PM

Oh and tell him to trade that turd in for a wii points card and download some real sonic games on the VC. Old school sonic is one of my few nostalgic pleasures.

Or better yet, buy Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection on real systems for $30, which has every good Sonic game except Sonic CD.

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** March 06, 2009, 09:42:10 AM »

Quote from: Third on March 06, 2009, 07:34:09 AM

Is your roommate asian?

And I don't think he's an ntard. Ntard extremists still hate Sonic.

he's white

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** March 06, 2009, 09:53:54 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 06, 2009, 09:42:10 AM

Quote from: Third on March 06, 2009, 07:34:09 AM
Is your roommate asian?

And I don't think he's an ntard. Ntard extremists still hate Sonic.

he's white

No shit he's white. Ever see an Asian with a neckbeard?

tiesto · « **Reply #26 on:** March 06, 2009, 10:19:05 AM »

Quote from: dammitmattt on March 06, 2009, 08:33:45 AM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2009, 09:22:14 PM
Oh and tell him to trade that turd in for a wii points card and download some real sonic games on the VC. Old school sonic is one of my few nostalgic pleasures.

Or better yet, buy Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection on real systems for $30, which has every good Sonic game except Sonic CD.

It's also missing the combined Sonic 3 and Knuckles

Oblivion · « **Reply #27 on:** March 06, 2009, 01:54:13 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on March 06, 2009, 11:23:45 AM

Actually Himu, this is what most *gamers* are like. Stare now into the frightening reflection of your own social distinguished mentally-challenged.

Bart (after wearing glasses and orthopedic shoes): *Gasp* I'm a nerd!
Milhouse: Oh my god, so am I!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #28 on:** March 06, 2009, 02:03:52 PM »

There's probably more to this story. What did you do to scare your poor roommate himu? :'(

Oblivion · « **Reply #29 on:** March 06, 2009, 02:14:30 PM »

If it makes you feel any better, Himu, there's a lot of negro folk that would probably prefer to be (back) in your position.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** March 06, 2009, 02:28:24 PM »

I would say this definitely fits Oblivion's description.

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** March 06, 2009, 02:31:10 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on March 06, 2009, 02:03:52 PM

There's probably more to this story. What did you do to scare your poor roommate himu? :'(

Nada

he's been like this since i moved in about a month ago

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #32 on:** March 06, 2009, 07:34:17 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on March 06, 2009, 08:37:58 AM

Quote from: T EXP on March 06, 2009, 12:37:29 AM
A true Nintendo fan would run up to you and show you a bunch of sales charts, proving why Wagamama Girls Mode is awesome and is worth paying attention to.
That's a real game? I thought you just pulled a random title out of your ass.

Believe it brah

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Author Topic: Are all ntards like this? (Read 2289 times)