Author Topic: Did Flannel Girl blow YOU off today? (Read 3075 times)

demi · « **on:** March 06, 2009, 04:46:49 PM »

Let us know

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:03:22 PM »

nope, i don't talk to girls that wear flannel

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:18:48 PM »

Nope, my name isn't malek.

Reb · « **Reply #3 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:21:14 PM »

What did Father_Mike do this time?

Yeti · « **Reply #4 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:31:54 PM »

I haven't heard from flannel girl ALL DAY.

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:34:16 PM »

Flannel Girl told me Malek needs to shave his neck beard.

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:42:30 PM »

Quote from: diunx on March 06, 2009, 05:18:48 PM

Nope, my name isn't malek.

But if your name was Malek. Would you kill yourself?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:43:20 PM »

nope, she begged me to satisfy her in a way malek never could

and when i ravaged her holes, she made me call her a dirty canuck

Diunx · « **Reply #8 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:45:46 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 06, 2009, 05:42:30 PM

Quote from: diunx on March 06, 2009, 05:18:48 PM
Nope, my name isn't malek.

But if your name was Malek. Would you kill yourself?

no, but I would shave my beard...

Eric P · « **Reply #9 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:58:55 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 06, 2009, 05:43:20 PM

nope, she begged me to satisfy her in a way malek never could

and when i ravaged her holes, she made me call her a dirty canuck

maple syrup bukkake?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:59:01 PM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #11 on:** March 06, 2009, 06:13:08 PM »

I don't know if blow off is the right phrase, but she told me she's cutting me off until I find a new apartment. $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** March 06, 2009, 06:24:16 PM »

Klondike bars are awesome. Wish I bought more than eight.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:36:10 AM »

Quote from: Malek on March 06, 2009, 06:24:16 PM

Klondike bars are awesome. Wish I bought more than eight.

Much like turning on the bat signal tells Batman something is up, this post tells me to make sure to hit record on Malek's toilet cam tonight.

Yeti · « **Reply #14 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:08:49 PM »

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Would you screw up the courage to strike up a conversation with flannel girl?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:19:24 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on March 07, 2009, 01:08:49 PM

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Would you screw up the courage to strike up a conversation with flannel girl?

Actually I somehow found the nerve to talk to her yesterday when she sat down next to me in class (there weren't many seats left). She mumbled one word responses and didn't even look at me. I just sat there--dejected--thinking about all the Klondike bars I'd eat when I got home. Then I got home and remembered that I forgot to pick up a binder from the general office, and had to go back to school to pick it up. sigh

crappy day

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:26:23 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 07, 2009, 01:19:24 PM

Quote from: Yeti on March 07, 2009, 01:08:49 PM
What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Would you screw up the courage to strike up a conversation with flannel girl?

Actually I somehow found the nerve to talk to her yesterday when she sat down next to me in class (there weren't many seats left). She mumbled one word responses and didn't even look at me. I just sat there--dejected--thinking about all the Klondike bars I'd eat when I got home. Then I got home and remembered that I forgot to pick up a binder from the general office, and had to go back to school to pick it up. sigh

crappy day

You should have made something up, like fake being confused about something the teacher said

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:30:31 PM »

Ask how she likes the class and then make fun of the teacher. Get her laughing and you win. Dude if I can do that anyone can

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:32:13 PM »

Yeah, that's what got PD laid.

Cheebs · « **Reply #19 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:32:50 PM »

The fact she sat next to you gives you an excuse to sit next to her now without seeming weird at least.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:33:24 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 07, 2009, 01:26:23 PM

Quote from: Malek on March 07, 2009, 01:19:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 07, 2009, 01:08:49 PM
What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Would you screw up the courage to strike up a conversation with flannel girl?

Actually I somehow found the nerve to talk to her yesterday when she sat down next to me in class (there weren't many seats left). She mumbled one word responses and didn't even look at me. I just sat there--dejected--thinking about all the Klondike bars I'd eat when I got home. Then I got home and remembered that I forgot to pick up a binder from the general office, and had to go back to school to pick it up. sigh

crappy day
You should have made something up, like fake being confused about something the teacher said

I can't feign ignorance. And she would have probably blown me off again by telling me to re-read the case or to go ask the prof.

Phoenix, the prof is disabled. I think she'd give me a pretty dirty look if I started making fun of him--even if I wasn't making fun of anything connected to his disability.

Cheebs, there weren't any good seats left. She didn't choose to sit next to me.
Also, she always seems to arrive late to class, while I arrive early to reserve a seat in the back corner.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:35:12 PM »

Good point Jacob

Just make a random comment, about the weather or about a stupid assignment or whatever. Open up dialogue which revolves around asking her what she thinks. I'm not saying you're going to get in her pants - clearly she doesn't find you attractive - but if you can talk to her, you can talk to anyone.

Cheebs · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:38:07 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 07, 2009, 01:33:24 PM

Cheebs, there weren't any good seats left. She didn't choose to sit next to me.
Also, she always seems to arrive late to class, while I arrive early to reserve a seat in the back corner.

Regardless, it makes it far less weird to sit next to her since it already happened before regardless of the circumstance. It's like she is going to look at you with disgust and move to another spot.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:39:14 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2009, 01:35:12 PM

- clearly she doesn't find you attractive -

"It's like she is going to look at you with disgust and move to another spot."

I can see that happening.

Cheebs · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:40:09 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 07, 2009, 01:39:14 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2009, 01:35:12 PM
- clearly she doesn't find you attractive -

"It's like she is going to look at you with disgust and move to another spot."

I can see that happening.

It'd be a good story to tell your children one day after you woo her.

Cheebs · « **Reply #25 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:41:28 PM »

WAIT I GOT IT.

Shave your beard, all of it. Show up a bit late, sit next to her. If she says "hey, you shaved your beard" it opens a conversation up and you win.

If she says nothing that means she doesn't even notice you exist and its a lost cause and go home and jack off to pictures of jenny lewis.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:41:45 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 07, 2009, 01:40:09 PM

Quote from: Malek on March 07, 2009, 01:39:14 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2009, 01:35:12 PM
- clearly she doesn't find you attractive -

"It's like she is going to look at you with disgust and move to another spot."

I can see that happening.
It'd be a good story to tell your children one day after you woo her.

I'll just get sued by the producers of "How I Met Your Mother."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:41:52 PM »

I'm pretty sure he meant "it's NOT like..."

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:43:43 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 07, 2009, 01:41:28 PM

WAIT I GOT IT.

Shave your beard, all of it. Show up a bit late, sit next to her. If she says "hey, you shaved your beard" it opens a conversation up and you win.

If she says nothing that means she doesn't even notice you exist and its a lost cause and go home and jack off to pictures of jenny lewis.

But my beard is the source of my power. And I recently burned my face going on mid day walks in the snow-covered park (I should leave the park walking to Himuro). It would look really weird if I shaved now.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:44:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2009, 01:41:52 PM

I'm pretty sure he meant "it's NOT like..."

He meant what he meant. No take-backs.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #30 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:46:46 PM »

she's a lost cause. You should try to get a sample of her hair/flannel while you still have the chance.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:48:13 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on March 07, 2009, 01:46:46 PM

she's a lost cause. You should try to get a sample of her hair/flannel while you still have the chance.

Do I come off as crazy online?

This is a serious question.

Cheebs · « **Reply #32 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:48:33 PM »

Then copy the damn 500 Days of Summer Trailer. Make a fake facebook account since you say hers is private, add her hope she is the type to add anyone who requests. Look at the music she lists she likes.

Show up listening to one of them VERY loudly on a ipod and sit next to her and take them off while it is playing to make sure she hears it.

Will work without fail just like in the indie movies.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:49:45 PM »

Adding classmates on facebook is rather stalkerish dude...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Maybe you could talk to an unattractive chick? And build your confidence up that way

Barry Egan · « **Reply #34 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:51:07 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 07, 2009, 01:48:13 PM

Quote from: Chipopo on March 07, 2009, 01:46:46 PM
she's a lost cause. You should try to get a sample of her hair/flannel while you still have the chance.

Do I come off as crazy online?

This is a serious question.

Not really. For the most part you just sound like you haven't been given enough/aren't taking antidepressants.

Reb · « **Reply #35 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:51:57 PM »

Ugly chicks, now we're talking!

Cheebs · « **Reply #36 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:53:21 PM »

Talk to really ugly fat chicks on online dating sites.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:54:37 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 07, 2009, 01:48:33 PM

Then copy the damn 500 Days of Summer Trailer. Make a fake facebook account since you say hers is private, add her hope she is the type to add anyone who requests. Look at the music she lists she likes.

Show up listening to one of them VERY loudly on a ipod and sit next to her and take them off while it is playing to make sure she hears it.

Will work without fail just like in the indie movies.

I'm twice as awkward as either Michael Cera or Joseph Gordon-Levitt, so this should work!

"Ugly chicks, now we're talking!"

No thanks. I'm so introverted and self-sufficient that I don't need to settle. I'd rather be alone.

"Talk to really ugly fat chicks on online dating sites."

This "advice" seems mean-spirited.

Reb · « **Reply #38 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:54:45 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 07, 2009, 01:53:21 PM

Talk to really ugly fat chicks on online dating sites.

No, less internet, more real girls.

Quote from: Malek on March 07, 2009, 01:54:37 PM

No thanks. I'm so introverted and self-sufficient that I don't need to settle. I'd rather be alone.

It's about the practice, not about sharing your live or some such shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:55:45 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 07, 2009, 01:53:21 PM

Talk to really ugly fat chicks on online dating sites.

Signing up for PoF was a mistake. $:-\$

Cheebs · « **Reply #40 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:56:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2009, 01:55:45 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on March 07, 2009, 01:53:21 PM
Talk to really ugly fat chicks on online dating sites.

Signing up for PoF was a mistake. $:-\$

How's okcupid treating ya' these days

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:58:37 PM »

I think either I'm horrendously ugly and don't like it, or most chicks browse anonymously so they don't appear in Stalker lists (good way to avoid getting contacted by annoying/horny dudes like say Amir0x). One of those explains why no one views my profile outside of a fat chick everynow and then, or Bloodwake

bud · « **Reply #42 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:58:52 PM »

malek's kinda reminding me of arvie now. i'm so sorry. :'(

Reb · « **Reply #43 on:** March 07, 2009, 02:00:14 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 07, 2009, 01:58:52 PM

malek's kinda reminding me of arvie now. i'm so sorry. :'(

Rebiak vindicated.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #44 on:** March 07, 2009, 02:00:31 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on March 07, 2009, 01:54:45 PM

Quote from: Malek on March 07, 2009, 01:54:37 PM
No thanks. I'm so introverted and self-sufficient that I don't need to settle. I'd rather be alone.

It's about the practice, not about sharing your live or some such shit.

I've been with unattractive or semi-attractive women in the past and that never seemed to help me move on to more attractive women.

Quote from: bud on March 07, 2009, 01:58:52 PM

malek's kinda reminding me of arvie now. i'm so sorry. :'(

This meme needs to die.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** March 07, 2009, 02:10:52 PM »

Speaking of Arvie, he hasn't been online since February.

See what you did Rebiak?

Reb · « **Reply #46 on:** March 07, 2009, 02:12:34 PM »

bud · « **Reply #47 on:** March 07, 2009, 02:17:25 PM »

i didn't know that was a meme.

i should browse eb more often.

what you're describing is basically what arvie says he is. but maybe you're joking or something.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** March 07, 2009, 02:22:50 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 07, 2009, 02:17:25 PM

i didn't know that was a meme.
i should browse eb more often.

what you're describing is basically what arvie says he is. but maybe you're joking or something.

While I might be exaggerating just how socially awkward I am, I'm not joking or making things up. So, I guess I'm similar to Arvie in that respect.

Reb · « **Reply #49 on:** March 07, 2009, 02:34:41 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 07, 2009, 02:17:25 PM

i didn't know that was a meme.

Not really a meme.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=28772.0

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #50 on:** March 08, 2009, 07:13:53 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 07, 2009, 02:10:52 PM

Speaking of Arvie, he hasn't been online since February.

See what you did Rebiak?

I'm swamped with school work. I only came back to make a thread which I will do now before I start reading every missed thread. PM the story behind this thread!

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Author Topic: Did Flannel Girl blow YOU off today? (Read 3075 times)