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The Fake Shemp

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I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« on: December 05, 2006, 01:08:43 PM »
So I stowed my rather large YARD O' BEEF with me so I could bring it on the airplane, and when going through airport security, my YARD O' BEEF was scrutinized due to the size of the object.  They pulled out the YARD O' BEEF and swabbed it, in addition to patting me down, chemical tests on my carry-ons and were very disparaging towards me due to the obvious national security threat my YARD O' BEEF posed.  I mean - what? - was I going to whip out my YARD O' BEEF on the flight and go around whacking people with it?  Was I going to storm the cockpit with my YARD O' BEEF and threaten the pilots?

It's a friggin' YARD O' BEEF, not a bomb.  TSA sucks.
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Itch

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2006, 01:12:59 PM »
LOL cockpit.


Oh TSA sucks cuz they confiscated my favorite lighter. The weird part is that they only noticed I had it on the return flight.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2006, 01:15:03 PM by Itch »
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2006, 01:15:48 PM »
I give you the fire from Olympus that is the YARD O' BEEF and you laugh at cockpit?  Oh well, my YARD O' BEEF is not that impressive, I guess; it's not even a yard...

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MrAngryFace

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2006, 01:23:38 PM »
YARD O BEEF
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2006, 01:24:03 PM »
It is pretty awesome.
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Vizzys

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2006, 01:24:07 PM »
looks delicious
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2006, 01:25:47 PM »
It so is.  You just lather it in honey mustard or put some cheese spread on it, and you can gulp it down.  I don't think anyone can swallow the whole thing at once, though!
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Bacon

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2006, 01:30:33 PM »
Honey mustard is gross. I eat summer sausage with crackers and cheeeeese slices.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2006, 01:34:52 PM by Bacon »
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2006, 01:33:04 PM »
Will says:
BEEF
Will says:
O
Will says:
YARD
Ryan says:
YARD
Ryan says:
O BEEF
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2006, 01:33:44 PM »
I think I am going to have to put the YARD O' BEEF on the front page.
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Vizzys

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2006, 01:40:52 PM »
So are you planing on sharing that YARD O' BEEF or what.
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whiteACID

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2006, 01:51:19 PM »
Good stocking stuffer, as some may say
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Disposable White Guy

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2006, 01:52:24 PM »
Yard O Beef is indeed delicious.  We should enter your Yard into Beef Racing.
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Itch

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2006, 01:56:29 PM »
Quote from: Viz on December 05, 2006, 01:40:52 PM
So are you planing on sharing that YARD O' BEEF or what.

Yeah dude, that's a mighty fine lookin' YARD O' BEEF you got there. Cut me up a slice of that bad boy and send it my way.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2006, 01:57:03 PM »
Quote from: Viz on December 05, 2006, 01:40:52 PM
So are you planing on sharing that YARD O' BEEF or what.

I only share my YARD O' BEEF with those I love.

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Good stocking stuffer, as some may say

Yes, but my YARD O' BEEF might be too large for most stockings.

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Yard O Beef is indeed delicious.  We should enter your Yard into Beef Racing.

Indeed.

Disposable White Guy spent most of Sunday eating my scrumptious YARD O' BEEF and playing ping pong... but not at the same time.  That'd be too physically exerting.
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Disposable White Guy

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2006, 03:39:39 PM »
It's best when eaten with the thick creamy stuff slathered on!
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CrystalGemini

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Re: I was accosted by TSA for trying to bring my YARD O' BEEF on the airplane
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2006, 09:08:13 PM »
Gawd, you guys are so gay.  :duh
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