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T234

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Who else is drunk?
« on: March 14, 2009, 04:36:26 AM »
I've been drinking Heaven Hill Green chased by Maker's Mark, and then I was given a 24oz coke bottle full of Jim Beam 4 year old and I drank all of this in an hour some chick beat me in a titty size compitition but I still won that shit cause I saw some titties, and then I went back inside and some taco called me gay and I was like "my penis is the size of yer forearm" and slapped the bar and walked out and then the same chick who beat me earlier totally licked my nipples so all in all it was a good night
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drew

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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2009, 05:28:55 AM »
Quote from: T234 on March 14, 2009, 04:36:26 AM
I'VE BEEN DRINKING HEAVEN HILL GREEN CHASED BY MAKERS MARK, AND THEN I WAS GIVEN A 24OZ COKE BOTTLE FULL OF JIM BEAM 4 YEAR OLD AND I DRANK ALL OF THIS IN AN HOUR SOME CHICK BEAT ME IN A TITTY SIZE COMPITITION BUT I STILL WON THAT SHIT CAUSE I SAW SOME TITTIES, AND THEN I WENT BACK INSIDE AND SOME distinguished effete fellow CALLED ME GAY AND I WAS LIKE "MY PENIS IS THE SIZE OF YER FOREARM" AND SLAPPED THE BAR AND WALKED OUT AND THEN THE SAME CHICK WHO BEAT ME EARLIER TOTALLY LICKED MY NIPPLES SO ALL IN ALL IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT

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Bloodwake

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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2009, 12:56:06 PM »
lmfao, I wish I had that phone conversation recorded. It was verbatim the same thing he posted.
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muckhole

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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2009, 01:00:33 PM »
 :lol

There also hasn't been a good GilloD drunk thread in a bit. :wtf
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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 01:40:00 PM »
I was last night in my friend's attic for his birthday. Drunk chicks are so entertaining. :lol
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ch1nchilla

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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2009, 02:25:40 PM »
I had a bunch of really good whiskey, Stella Artois, and Coors Light last night. It was good.

Even though I thought "hey, it's cold in here" before I went to bed and turned on the heater like a jackass. My bedroom was like an oven this morning.
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Bacchus7

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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2009, 03:06:56 PM »
Still pretty drunk, got beaten 10-0 in Beirut last night, did a naked run for it instead of buying a case, woke up with my boxers on backwards, thought I got laid. Jesus.
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Bloodwake

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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2009, 03:25:53 PM »
Getting drunk tonight. Hopefully it quits raining, because there might be a bonfire.
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ch1nchilla

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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2009, 08:26:30 PM »
I've now descended into a terrible hangover, my headache is so bad I don't even want to play videogames. And no, I don't have any Advil. FML. I don't think I'm going to drink again tonight because I don't want a repeat of this.
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Positive Touch

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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2009, 08:31:10 PM »
whoops almost out of drinky and i can't get to the liquor store.  it's only 6:30 tho so i'll be able to make it there before they close easily.
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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2009, 08:54:18 PM »
Just cracked my first beer. Cheers EB! :heartbeat
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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2009, 08:57:51 PM »
Drinking vodka again. Alone, again.
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drozmight

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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2009, 10:16:11 PM »
I've not binge drank since I passed out on some dude's lawn in Aberdeen.  Though I think I started out passed out in the back of this truck.

It was a sign from God to never drink again.
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ch1nchilla

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Re: Who else is drunk?
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2009, 10:40:59 PM »
I think I've had the most unhealthy weekend of my life. We have a bunch of cookies, so I've had like 15 of those (at least), yesterday I had eggs, cheese, a cheese quesadilla, mac and cheese with chicken, and finally pizza. And today I've had chiken friend rice, a chai, and 4 Advil. I haven't ran since Thursday, I feel like a fat fuck. Tomorrow I WILL NOT be hung over, and I will run tomorrow, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Then I'll be on a plane for fucking 10 hours, and jet-lagged or not I WILL RUN.

4-5 beers maximum for me tonight, will probably drink Wednesday night so I can stay up to beat the jet-lag. Or not. We'll see.
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