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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #60 on: March 17, 2009, 02:38:28 PM »
There was this creep I used to go to to get my hair cut. Every time he'd ask why I'm getting the haircut and I'll answer "no reason"

then he'd reply with: "oh really? :smug"
and put his hands next to each other (like this  ////_ _\\\\)
I guess to recreate a vagina, then he'd put his tongue in there and start twirling it around. WOW very subtle you fuck.

I still hate myself for letting him continue cutting after that.

You could report him to the police
wtf, you would?

why not? clearly this man is in violation of Islamic law
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Cheebs

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #61 on: March 17, 2009, 02:40:10 PM »
 :smug

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #62 on: March 17, 2009, 02:45:03 PM »
I haven't paid for a haircut in like ten years, lol.  When I started balding I just bought some clippers and started doing it myself.
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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #63 on: March 17, 2009, 02:50:44 PM »
There was this creep I used to go to to get my hair cut. Every time he'd ask why I'm getting the haircut and I'll answer "no reason"

then he'd reply with: "oh really? :smug"
and put his hands next to each other (like this  ////_ _\\\\)
I guess to recreate a vagina, then he'd put his tongue in there and start twirling it around. WOW very subtle you fuck.

I still hate myself for letting him continue cutting after that.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Cheebs

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #64 on: March 17, 2009, 02:53:44 PM »
I haven't paid for a haircut in like ten years, lol.  When I started balding I just bought some clippers and started doing it myself.
When I notice the first real clear signs of balding I am just going to shave it all off. The semi-bald look adds like 20 years onto someones looks it seems like.

I fear the day when I will be forced to do this though. :(

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2009, 02:54:22 PM »
Bald white guys have it bad. Bald black guys on the other hand :bow
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Cheebs

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2009, 02:56:19 PM »
Bald white guys have it bad. Bald black guys on the other hand :bow
Bruce Willis shaves his head and looks like a badass.

BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2009, 02:56:55 PM »
Black guys with grey hair have it bad. White guys with grey hair on the other hand :bow
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2009, 02:57:14 PM »
Bruce isn't a sissy boy though. 

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #69 on: March 17, 2009, 02:58:29 PM »
Black guys with grey hair have it bad. White guys with grey hair on the other hand :bow

true.  I think my beard has started to gray.  I'ma going to look distinguished!

Cheebs

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #70 on: March 17, 2009, 03:00:27 PM »
Bruce isn't a sissy boy though. 
I bet you'll go bald before you are 25

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #71 on: March 17, 2009, 03:09:15 PM »
but I'll be manly like Bruce!

Cheebs

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« Reply #72 on: March 17, 2009, 03:11:03 PM »
but I'll be manly like Bruce!
with your scarves and transformer posters?

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #73 on: March 17, 2009, 03:11:40 PM »
YES  :'(




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Ganhyun

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #74 on: March 17, 2009, 04:20:20 PM »
cheebs has it right on the haircut deal. Go to a beauty school, or find a Tech school nearby that offers stylist/haircutting diploma/degree whatever. Hot young girls and cheap prices since they are students.
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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #75 on: March 17, 2009, 04:24:00 PM »
Ya but they know that 1) your cheep 2) that you're looking for young twat.  It's lose lose. 

Ganhyun

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Re: Socialism FTW
« Reply #76 on: March 17, 2009, 05:26:21 PM »
Ya but they know that 1) your cheep 2) that you're looking for young twat.  It's lose lose. 

Not necessarily my friend :)

Its not like I'm so old fart doing it.

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