Author Topic: Animal Crossing fans: The Jig is Up (Read 5357 times)

Billy Rygar · « **on:** March 17, 2009, 06:44:17 PM »

http://www.kmiz.com/news/story.php?id=13725

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"There is no reason an adult should have this game," says Andy Anderson, Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force.

Anderson says adults playing "animal crossing" and similar games are likely doing it for the wrong reasons.

smh

archie4208 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2009, 06:46:49 PM »

Your average 20something ninthing certainly fits the description of a pedophile. Fat, smelly, neckbeard, has a creepy fascination with children's toys, etc.

Eric P · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2009, 06:53:08 PM »

both my roommate and girlfriend own this game

thank you for alerting me that they are both most likely pedophiles

Third · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2009, 06:55:14 PM »

Where's Saint Cornelius and Teddman when you need them...?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2009, 07:13:39 PM »

Quote from: Third on March 17, 2009, 06:55:14 PM

Where's Saint Cornelius and Teddman when you need them...?

Undoubtedly parked in a van outside of a school in southern California.

Eric P · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2009, 07:14:40 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 17, 2009, 06:54:13 PM

Are you under 18?

yes, but we met through church group!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2009, 07:37:14 PM »

at First engulfing my dick on not one but TWO forums

By the way, I don't own AC for the Wii. The only AC I really liked was the one for the Gamecube.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2009, 07:50:56 PM »

in the game's defense, i have been threatened with rape more times in a game of resistance than any nintendo offering

that said, the article is fundamentally correct: adults should not be playing animal crossing, and if you catch one doing so, it is probably because he is a filthy degraded perma-adolescent furry and probably keeps most of his thin, watery semen stored in a starfox plushie. if they're female, they probably just like cute shit and that's okay, because hey estrogen

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2009, 07:53:29 PM »

I bought the game for DS and hated it, so I'm at least okay in terms of ninthings

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:05:55 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 17, 2009, 07:50:56 PM

in the game's defense, i have been threatened with rape more times in a game of resistance than any nintendo offering
if they're female, they probably just like cute shit and that's okay, because hey estrogen

I can attest to that. Having Nintendo consoles has been good for my relationship, and great to have around when shacking up with my lady friend.

I doubt I'll ever get her to co-op through RE5 with me, but you should see how much of a kick she gets out of Mario Kart.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:53:20 PM »

I like this guy's no-nonsense approach to game reviews, what's his take on Killzone 2

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2009, 09:46:04 PM »

I concur with Mr. Anderson

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2009, 09:58:44 PM »

Andy Anderson, Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force

Kara · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2009, 10:21:57 PM »

which is worse: living across the street from a high school for 2 years or owning animal crossing GCN

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2009, 10:44:52 PM »

explain animu pedos

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2009, 10:49:03 PM »

What about Great Rumbler?

Bildi · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2009, 11:26:24 PM »

I'm sick of Animal Crossing, but maybe I'll pick this up after all...

chronovore · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2009, 11:39:01 PM »

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Anderson says adults playing "animal crossing" and similar games are likely doing it for the wrong reasons.

Rest. Relaxation. Non-stressful, non-competitive gaming. A Jedi craves not these things.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2009, 12:27:12 AM »

hello everyone, I am Andy Anderson, Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2009, 12:31:22 AM »

andy looks like that austrian guy who fucked his daughter over 9000 times

drew · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2009, 12:39:52 AM »

givin a bad name to drews everywhere

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2009, 12:56:13 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2009, 10:49:03 PM

What about Great Rumbler?

Nah, my personal traits are much closer to serial killer than pedophile.

etiolate · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2009, 01:26:37 AM »

yo Deena the Platypus is totally legal

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2009, 04:36:05 AM »

Why does this forum allow itself to be so distinguished mentally-challenged?

This is the reason there are friend codes in the first place. The only way these kids could be targeted in this fashion is the internet, which is the real culprit here. Attention starved kids giving out personal information there.

The only person I've played city folk online with is the hot asian girl at work, but she just used me for my bells
D:

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2009, 11:45:25 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 18, 2009, 04:38:26 AM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 18, 2009, 04:36:05 AM
Why does this forum allow itself to be so distinguished mentally-challenged?

This is the reason there are friend codes in the first place. The only way these kids could be targeted in this fashion is the internet, which is the real culprit here. Attention starved kids giving out personal information there.

The only person I've played city folk online with is the hot asian girl at work, but she just used me for my bells
D:

Yeah, blame the internet.

Well, that's kind of what the article does:

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This warning includes any web-based game that allows instant messaging or voice-over IP.

For some reason they decided to only point out Animal Crossing, which makes no sense because it uses Friend Codes.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2009, 12:03:57 PM »

Animal Crossing for the Gamecube was fun. You're all a bunch of insecure manchildren, and you can eat my scat.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2009, 12:14:16 PM »

if by "fun" you mean "temporarily satisfying one's asspie obsessive-compulsive disorder and not really fun at all"

tiesto · « **Reply #27 on:** March 18, 2009, 12:21:26 PM »

I thought WARHAWK was the pedo game of choice, what with that guy getting busted for soliciting nudies from an 11 year old girl.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2009, 12:28:52 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 18, 2009, 12:14:16 PM

if by "fun" you mean "temporarily satisfying one's asspie obsessive-compulsive disorder and not really fun at all"

you've got your opinion, and I've got mine. i found AC to be a fun, easy going diversion and the ladies in my household agreed with me. sorry if having fun with the fam puts me in the pedo asspie OCD category.

maxy · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2009, 12:34:45 PM »

Aha,Wii fans are finally exposed.
Perverts

Third · « **Reply #30 on:** March 18, 2009, 12:57:35 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on March 18, 2009, 12:28:52 PM

you've got your opinion, and I've got mine. i found AC to be a fun, easy going diversion and the ladies in my household agreed with me. sorry if having fun with the fam puts me in the pedo asspie OCD category.

?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** March 18, 2009, 01:03:22 PM »

My wife and kid, dickbreath. Off the leg already.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #32 on:** March 18, 2009, 01:07:22 PM »

I have been playing Twilight Princess the last few days, fuck animal crossing

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33 on:** March 18, 2009, 02:12:23 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 18, 2009, 12:14:16 PM

if by "fun" you mean "temporarily satisfying one's asspie obsessive-compulsive disorder and not really fun at all"

This is a dumb post. How much do you really know about autistic spectrum disorder? An asspie is more likely to gravitate towards the shitty rpg genre.

tiesto · « **Reply #34 on:** March 18, 2009, 02:17:33 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 18, 2009, 02:12:23 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 18, 2009, 12:14:16 PM
if by "fun" you mean "temporarily satisfying one's asspie obsessive-compulsive disorder and not really fun at all"

This is a dumb post. How much do you really know about autistic spectrum disorder? An asspie is more likely to gravitate towards the shitty rpg genre.

Why is this? And no offense, but a Wii Music fan doesn't have a right to diss other games/genres.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #35 on:** March 18, 2009, 02:24:35 PM »

Autistics are good with numbers. They're very logical people too. So for instance, "if I do x enough y should happen". But see, Animal Crossing isn't like that. Its obtuse and vague and random quite often. There's no stats either. An autistic child could very well be into it though.

tiesto · « **Reply #36 on:** March 18, 2009, 02:26:11 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 18, 2009, 02:24:35 PM

Autistics are good with numbers. They're very logical people too. So for instance, "if I do x enough y should happen". But see, Animal Crossing isn't like that. Its obtuse and vague and random quite often. There's no stats either. An autistic child could very well be into it though.

There's actually a whole subset of RPGs that are obtuse/vague/random - namely ones made by Akitoshi Kawazu.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #37 on:** March 18, 2009, 02:26:43 PM »

And Wii Music still pisses all over the fake instrument and rpg genres COMBINED.

GilloD · « **Reply #38 on:** March 18, 2009, 02:31:31 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on March 18, 2009, 01:03:22 PM

My wife and kid, dickbreath. Off the leg already.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #39 on:** March 18, 2009, 02:58:48 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 18, 2009, 02:26:43 PM

And Wii Music still pisses all over the fake instrument and rpg genres COMBINED.

wait, wait wait...

...what?

Okay you have to be a joke character. I'm a nintendo fan, but dude

archie4208 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 18, 2009, 03:02:12 PM »

I agree with him on the RPG quip, at least

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #41 on:** March 18, 2009, 03:04:04 PM »

it's straight up asspie fodder. you endlessly collect things, you endlessly organize things, you do simple pixel art, you follow and track a simple event calendar, you live a harmless, non-threatening, wholly sanitized virtual life in a feckless town full of cutesy lo-fi animals that make lame nintendo metajokes, and you ultimately spin your wheels in a shallow hamster wheel that allows you to perpetutate the illusion of productivity without actually forcing you to consider real goals or an endgame. that's PURE asspie!

tiesto · « **Reply #42 on:** March 18, 2009, 03:20:56 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 18, 2009, 02:26:43 PM

And Wii Music still pisses all over the fake instrument and rpg genres COMBINED.

I don't like the fake instrument genre very much but Wii Music is the definition of 'shallow'. The 'music' you make with it doesn't even sound good!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #43 on:** March 18, 2009, 03:44:02 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 18, 2009, 02:12:23 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 18, 2009, 12:14:16 PM
if by "fun" you mean "temporarily satisfying one's asspie obsessive-compulsive disorder and not really fun at all"

This is a dumb post. How much do you really know about autistic spectrum disorder? An asspie is more likely to gravitate towards the shitty rpg genre.

WRONG. My asperger's havin' nephew owns every version of Animal Crossing, and is way into all of the Sims, Petz and similar games that allow him to play demented little godling with a flock of cute animals and then dress them up.

edit: holy shit, he's actually trying to say good things about wii music. get the fucking shotgun.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #44 on:** March 18, 2009, 05:50:09 PM »

You can not insult an entire genre of gaming (except for fake music games) based on some pedo-hyping article about strangers on the interwebs.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #45 on:** March 18, 2009, 06:02:31 PM »

I don't argue with unemployed depressives. Sorry Card Cheat. Reorganise your priorities and stop judging folks, k?

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** March 18, 2009, 06:10:10 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 18, 2009, 01:07:22 PM

I have been playing Twilight Princess the last few days, fuck animal crossing

That's even worse

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** March 18, 2009, 06:11:06 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 18, 2009, 03:04:04 PM

it's straight up asspie fodder. you endlessly collect things, you endlessly organize things, you do simple pixel art, you follow and track a simple event calendar, you live a harmless, non-threatening, wholly sanitized virtual life in a feckless town full of cutesy lo-fi animals that make lame nintendo metajokes, and you ultimately spin your wheels in a shallow hamster wheel that allows you to perpetutate the illusion of productivity without actually forcing you to consider real goals or an endgame. that's PURE asspie!

and in the gamecube version, you unlocked NES games, giving an old skool gamer such as myself a goal to work towards.

are you THAT insecure that you have to furiously bang away at your keyboard whenever someone says something about a Nintendo game?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #48 on:** March 18, 2009, 06:55:57 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on March 18, 2009, 06:11:06 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 18, 2009, 03:04:04 PM
it's straight up asspie fodder. you endlessly collect things, you endlessly organize things, you do simple pixel art, you follow and track a simple event calendar, you live a harmless, non-threatening, wholly sanitized virtual life in a feckless town full of cutesy lo-fi animals that make lame nintendo metajokes, and you ultimately spin your wheels in a shallow hamster wheel that allows you to perpetutate the illusion of productivity without actually forcing you to consider real goals or an endgame. that's PURE asspie!

and in the gamecube version, you unlocked NES games, giving an old skool gamer such as myself a goal to work towards.

are you THAT insecure that you have to furiously bang away at your keyboard whenever someone says something about a Nintendo game?

meanwhile, us old skool gamers with jobs just kept playing the same ROMs we had for the past 5 years

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #49 on:** March 18, 2009, 06:57:31 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 18, 2009, 06:10:10 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on March 18, 2009, 01:07:22 PM
I have been playing Twilight Princess the last few days, fuck animal crossing

That's even worse

lulz no way.

Twilight Princess

demi · « **Reply #50 on:** March 18, 2009, 07:02:22 PM »

furry

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #51 on:** March 18, 2009, 07:11:36 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 18, 2009, 06:55:57 PM

meanwhile, us old skool gamers with jobs just kept playing the same ROMs we had for the past 5 years

I've got a job and I'm not some insecure shithead who stubs his vagina every time the word "nintendo" is mentioned. Thank you, come again!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #52 on:** March 18, 2009, 07:35:26 PM »

That's great! Now kindly detach yourself from my dick, thanks!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #53 on:** March 18, 2009, 08:11:28 PM »

@ Angry butthurt Nintards

Animal Crossing sucks, get over it.

archie4208 · « **Reply #54 on:** March 18, 2009, 08:13:23 PM »

What is with Corny's fascination with sexual organs?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #55 on:** March 18, 2009, 08:22:27 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on March 18, 2009, 08:13:23 PM

What is with Corny's fascination with sexual organs?

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recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #56 on:** March 18, 2009, 08:24:27 PM »

I haven't played Animal Crossing, but I like the idea of it. Actually, I had some ideas for an Animal Crossing-ish game of my own at one point. It would be more David Lynch inspired, though.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #57 on:** March 18, 2009, 08:51:30 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2009, 08:24:27 PM

I haven't played Animal Crossing, but I like the idea of it. Actually, I had some ideas for an Animal Crossing-ish game of my own at one point. It would be more David Lynch inspired, though.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #58 on:** March 18, 2009, 09:12:14 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 18, 2009, 06:02:31 PM

I don't argue with unemployed depressives. Sorry Card Cheat. Reorganise your priorities and stop judging folks, k?

lol u mad

tiesto · « **Reply #59 on:** March 18, 2009, 09:25:05 PM »

Honestly, the only appealing thing for me in the GC Animal Crossing is the NES games... but I already own them all on cartridge, so yeah. Glad I didn't waste my money on the game.

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