Author Topic: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland (Read 5937 times)

Bloodwake · « **Reply #60 on:** March 20, 2009, 12:47:47 PM »

Yeah, I'm in agreement: if the scotland trip pull works right, you could get a steady girlfriend.

GilloD · « **Reply #61 on:** March 20, 2009, 12:52:16 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 19, 2009, 10:20:32 PM

Quote from: GilloD on March 19, 2009, 03:21:39 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 19, 2009, 03:05:31 PM
The fantasy remark referred to the romantic angle. While it's true that I've sometimes had problems stemming from lack of initiative, I did attend last year's ICFP in Victoria. The Edinburgh events are likely to cost at least twice as much, though, so money is a real concern. I don't think it's a matter of initiative, just a genuinely difficult decision that shouldn't be made lightly. You're a bit quick to lay your prefab generic lectures on people.

Because your entire forum persona is LIFE IS SO HARD AND I AM INCAPABLE.

oh oh do me next!

Your balls stink there is no hope 4 u.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #62 on:** March 20, 2009, 05:04:53 PM »

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you know that song is about death right?

it is too subtle for me, I need to be beat over the head with these things.

Eric P · « **Reply #63 on:** March 20, 2009, 05:24:14 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 20, 2009, 05:04:53 PM

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you know that song is about death right?

it is too subtle for me, I need to be beat over the head with these things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bonnie_Banks_o%27_Loch_Lomond

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #64 on:** March 31, 2012, 10:33:59 PM »

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from kosma's linked article

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"If she is really looking for her life partner then I would advise her to keep in mind that women fall in love with their ears and men with their eyes. So if a guy sleeps with her the first night, then he probably won't marry her," Guzy said.

when i fall in love with ears/eyes i generally just extract the organ in question and don't bother with the rest of the girl.

I stumbled upon this thread on an unrelated search for "Hungarian". I actually have no memory of posting the above, but I like it. Would post again.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #65 on:** March 31, 2012, 10:36:25 PM »

Quote from: Ganhyun on March 20, 2009, 12:04:29 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on March 19, 2009, 05:34:29 PM
Quote from: Ganhyun on March 19, 2009, 03:42:43 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 19, 2009, 03:30:55 PM
sometimes i want a girlfriend
then soemtimes i realize i really don't
but other times i do.

you should decide you do and go talk to that girl on the metro.

It would be a pretty short conversation after she suggested they meet up for drinks and fistful started crying.

Thats quite likely.

3 years ago.

nothing has changed.

edit: math fail

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #66 on:** March 31, 2012, 10:41:30 PM »

fistful is posting from the future

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #67 on:** March 31, 2012, 10:42:30 PM »

let's be honest, it'll still be true next year as well.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #68 on:** March 31, 2012, 10:50:39 PM »

I don't post about it much anymore, but I guess my dating/love life has gotten something of a sidegrade since then. It is equally pathetic but in a somewhat different way.

Big Barry Jazz · « **Reply #69 on:** April 01, 2012, 05:36:29 AM »

Can't say I went for the same reasons as you, recursive, but my trip to Edinburgh during the Festival Fringe a couple of years back was the best holiday I've ever had. Maybe you'll get lucky and find a like-minded girl whilst you're there.

Dammit, that was quite a bump. Well, hope you had fun back then.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #70 on:** April 01, 2012, 08:02:17 AM »

Quote from: GilloD on March 18, 2009, 11:11:58 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2009, 09:58:20 PM
do call girls generally appreciate classical music though? and programming language theory?

NUMBER ONE: Stop being a fucking bitch and going, "Oh, I could only like a girl who is into Hungarian chamber music". Fuck you. It's fun to be with other people because they're different. My wife hates metal and video games- I love both of those things. But there are 10 million reasons why we get along. Using this "WELL THAT PRETTY GIRL DOESN"T LIKE HEGEL SO WE COULD NEVER BE HAPPY" is just a bitch ass little excuse. Keep that shit up and you won't have a girl to take to fuckin' Steak 'n Shake, let alone Scotland.

:'(

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #71 on:** April 01, 2012, 08:13:51 AM »

As I captained my penis through vagina straits.

Reb · « **Reply #72 on:** April 01, 2012, 09:16:07 AM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on April 01, 2012, 08:02:17 AM

Quote from: GilloD on March 18, 2009, 11:11:58 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2009, 09:58:20 PM
do call girls generally appreciate classical music though? and programming language theory?

NUMBER ONE: Stop being a fucking bitch and going, "Oh, I could only like a girl who is into Hungarian chamber music". Fuck you. It's fun to be with other people because they're different. My wife hates metal and video games- I love both of those things. But there are 10 million reasons why we get along. Using this "WELL THAT PRETTY GIRL DOESN"T LIKE HEGEL SO WE COULD NEVER BE HAPPY" is just a bitch ass little excuse. Keep that shit up and you won't have a girl to take to fuckin' Steak 'n Shake, let alone Scotland.

:'(

:'(

Positive Touch · « **Reply #73 on:** April 01, 2012, 11:41:11 AM »

poor gillod

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #74 on:** April 01, 2012, 11:44:37 AM »

Ill come to Scotland with you.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #75 on:** April 01, 2012, 11:52:22 AM »

let this stand as a lesson for all the aspiring lovers out there: no matter how many superficial affinities you've marshaled to wish them away, it's very difficult to overcome deep underlying differences in your taste for metal and video games.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #76 on:** April 01, 2012, 11:56:20 AM »

I even know Edinburgh so I could show you around.

Akala · « **Reply #77 on:** April 01, 2012, 05:31:05 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 01, 2012, 11:52:22 AM

let this stand as a lesson for all the aspiring lovers out there: no matter how many superficial affinities you've marshaled to wish them away, it's very difficult to overcome deep underlying differences in your taste for metal and video games.

Well yeah, but sometimes you just have to let people make their own mistakes. :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #78 on:** April 01, 2012, 05:44:23 PM »

fuckin thread bumps

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #79 on:** April 01, 2012, 05:52:25 PM »

Fucking bump. GilloD's post raised a brow and I was happy for a second :'(

Quote from: Spencer on April 01, 2012, 05:50:19 PM

Wait so did his marriage not work out or something? Because that's not really funny if that's what's going on here, y'all fucked up

Nobody said a fucking offensive thing you oversensitive clit!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #80 on:** April 01, 2012, 05:55:29 PM »

jesus christ spencer

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Author Topic: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland (Read 5937 times)