Author Topic: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms? (Read 2905 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** December 05, 2006, 05:11:45 PM »

I'll use a urinal if need be, but I'd rather hold it in and die than to plant my butt on a public toilet.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:14:47 PM »

I usually put toilet paper on the seat.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:16:11 PM »

I think that is more disgusting, I dunno.

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:18:02 PM »

Willco proving he is manly.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:19:06 PM »

I takes a REAL man to use discipline!

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:19:58 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 05, 2006, 05:11:45 PM

I'll use a urinal if need be, but I'd rather hold it in and die than to plant my butt on a public toilet.

Pretty much. I don't sit on a public toilet seat unless it's absolutely necessary.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:20:06 PM »

Do like the asians do! Get on top of the toilet and squat on top of that shiii! I don't even give a fuck. Ass herpes can go screw itself.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:22:47 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on December 05, 2006, 05:14:47 PM

I usually put toilet paper on the seat.

Pretty much.

etiolate · « **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:30:37 PM »

Yes. I HATE public restrooms and avoid them if at all possible. I also hate people who do not observe public restroom manners. Such as flushing or not leaning over to me at talking at the urinal.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:35:12 PM »

You always have to be careful around even urinals, a lot of dudes dont give the SS Sausage the proper shakedown before leaving port and the result is a slick/sticky area under/around the urinal.

Takuan · « **Reply #10 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:38:52 PM »

Ever since I first shat in a public transportation washroom I've been confident I could shit anywhere. God are those toilets *NASTY*.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:39:41 PM »

I don't use urinals, but I do the squatting maneuver over the seat if I somehow am not able to hold in large amounts of shit.

And I use elbows to turn on the water faucets.

I have yet to pull off a train dump. 12 hour ride but I didn't tak the risk.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:39:56 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 05, 2006, 05:35:12 PM

You always have to be careful around even urinals, a lot of dudes dont give the SS Sausage the proper shakedown before leaving port and the result is a slick/sticky area under/around the urinal.

The worst thing is when you leave a restroom and look down to see a loose/untied shoelace that is touching the floor and the feeling of disgusting that comes over you is indescribable.

Bacon · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2006, 07:40:02 PM »

I never shit in public restrooms. Ever.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2006, 07:41:41 PM »

Yesterday was the first time I attempted to use a restroom onboard an airplane, simply because I had to piss.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** December 05, 2006, 07:44:30 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 05, 2006, 07:41:41 PM

Yesterday was the first time I attempted to use a restroom onboard an airplane, simply because I had to piss.

When you took this said piss, did you sit down to urinate and make this face?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2006, 07:45:37 PM »

Why would I sit to urinate? I've got a YARD O' BEEF - just point and aim.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2006, 07:46:08 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 05, 2006, 07:45:37 PM

Why would I sit to urinate? I've got a YARD O' BEEF - just point and aim.

Let me eat your YARD O' BEEF

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2006, 07:50:56 PM »

I never use urinals, just stalls. Even handicapped ones

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2006, 07:57:06 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 05, 2006, 07:41:41 PM

Yesterday was the first time I attempted to use a restroom onboard an airplane, simply because I had to piss.

You whiny boy...

planes DON'T rock.

While trains do.

And the guy in the stall next to me was in a broken stall and was stuck for an hour lol.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #20 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:34:50 PM »

I only used public restrooms if they're cleaned hourly.

Mandark · « **Reply #21 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:54:53 PM »

You're all a bunch of weak sisters.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:56:02 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on December 05, 2006, 09:54:53 PM

You're all a bunch of weak sisters.

Quiet, you. You're going to contract herpes on your ass.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #23 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:56:54 PM »

I'll shit anywhere. Port-a-pot's, McDonalds, Mall Restrooms, Airports. I usually give the seat a nice inspection, then wipe it down. I sit right on that seat ... no problems.

futami · « **Reply #24 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:39:30 PM »

unless i absolutely have to, i don't public bathrooms to defecate, preferring to wait until i'm home.

as for urination, i usually pee in the street.

Prost · « **Reply #25 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:44:14 PM »

if it's clean i'll use it if i have no other options. if it's got other people's shit and piss in it and all over it i wont use it at all. i'll fuckin hold it in.

futami · « **Reply #26 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:45:24 PM »

Quote from: Prost on December 05, 2006, 10:44:14 PM

if it's clean i'll use it if i have no other options. if it's got other people's shit and piss in it and all over it i wont use it at all. i'll fuckin hold it in.

though i don't know how clean it is, you can always use catz' mouth.

Boogie · « **Reply #27 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:45:45 PM »

Wasn't there a Penn and Teller Bullshit episode on this?

Prost · « **Reply #28 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:48:39 PM »

Quote from: futami on December 05, 2006, 10:45:24 PM

Quote from: Prost on December 05, 2006, 10:44:14 PM
if it's clean i'll use it if i have no other options. if it's got other people's shit and piss in it and all over it i wont use it at all. i'll fuckin hold it in.

though i don't know how clean it is, you can always use catz' mouth.

hmm never tried

cloudwalking · « **Reply #29 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:53:03 PM »

i try to strategically plan so that i don't have to use public restrooms, i hate them

the only bathroom i don't have qualms about using besides my own, is the one at work.

Prost · « **Reply #30 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:55:17 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on December 05, 2006, 10:53:03 PM

i try to strategically plan so that i don't have to use public restrooms, i hate them

the only bathroom i don't have qualms about using besides my own, is the one at work.

Yeah my last job more than half the time the janitor was in there cleaning anyways, and everything was totally clean so i had no problems either.

mikesphat · « **Reply #31 on:** December 05, 2006, 11:20:21 PM »

toilets at work if i have to... they recieve a proper cleaning before my glorious cheeks make contact... other than that no public ones at all... but ive lived in a male only college dorm so i guess i paid my dues...

xnikki118x · « **Reply #32 on:** December 05, 2006, 11:42:23 PM »

If I really have to, I put toilet paper down. I can't just piss in a urinal like the big boys can--I wish I had the right equipment to sometimes though, it's so much easier. *jealous*

mikesphat · « **Reply #33 on:** December 05, 2006, 11:43:25 PM »

can i touch you nikki?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #34 on:** December 06, 2006, 12:14:33 AM »

Quote from: mikesphat on December 05, 2006, 11:43:25 PM

can i touch you nikki?

Someone might kill you.

etiolate · « **Reply #35 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:04:15 AM »

Bacon · « **Reply #36 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:17:16 AM »

I hate when creeps fuck up the one urinal buffer.

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Author Topic: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms? (Read 2905 times)