Did I drunk dial any of y'all last night?

[T234]

I kinda had my St. Patrick's day last night. $22 a fifth Irish Whiskey like it was water. I gotta go to work today

[Diunx]

You should be getting a bill for that 40 minute call you made to Dominican Republic, we talked about how we are the only non gay members on the bore, then started to talk about cocks and the weather.

[Madrun Badrun]

You should get a better camera phone.  You sent me a blurry picture of what looked like a raisin on a hot dog and proceeded to ask "Is this herpes?"   With the quality of your phone's camera I feel I was not able to give a sound diagnosis.   

[Bloodwake]

lmfao.

[tehjaybo]

You called Bloodwake, and asked to talk to me, and the only distinguishable thing that I could get from the call was "MAHN DONTT TALK THO THAT 20 DOLLAR NACHO CHICK AGAIN MAN DONT DO IT ITS BAD FOR YOUR ASS YOUR ASS WILL EXPLODE."

I lol'd irl.

[drew]

shitbin

[Ganhyun]

lol