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Eel O'Brian

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Punisher War Zone was HAW HAW HAWESOME
« on: March 22, 2009, 10:20:48 PM »
shitty acting, shitty dialogue, shitty fake metal soundtrack, dozens of criminal heads exploding like rotten pumpkins

it was everything a punisher movie should be

on the chuck norris militia scale it gets 3 1/2 wacos
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Punisher War Zone was HAW HAW HAWESOME
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 10:21:23 PM »
HAW HAW
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Re: Punisher War Zone was HAW HAW HAWESOME
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 10:26:13 PM »
This movie is pretty fucking awesome, makes the tom janes bullshit look like a carebears movie.
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Re: Punisher War Zone was HAW HAW HAWESOME
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2009, 10:37:33 PM »
Excellent, I picked up the BD today.
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Re: Punisher War Zone was HAW HAW HAWESOME
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 11:01:06 PM »
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Grecco

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Re: Punisher War Zone was HAW HAW HAWESOME
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 11:30:31 PM »
God that movie was so bad ass.

Shits all over the first two Punisher movies.

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duckman2000

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Re: Punisher War Zone was HAW HAW HAWESOME
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2009, 11:49:03 PM »
I'm torn about this one. On the one hand, dumb deathmurder militant action is severely underrepresented in movies today (the Jason "I have an accent and I'm balding, hence I'm tough" Statham shit doesn't count). On the other hand, I really think that out of all the comic book properties, The Punisher probably has the most potential to make for genuinely awesome cinema.

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Re: Punisher War Zone was HAW HAW HAWESOME
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2009, 12:49:20 AM »
Saw this last night too. Even though the acting, writing and directing was bad I actually had a lot of dumb fun with this. Definitely enjoyed this more than the first two. Also how does Julie Benz always seem to get caught in the middle of these gorey action flicks?
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Re: Punisher War Zone was HAW HAW HAWESOME
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2009, 12:53:48 AM »
I'm surprised to hear that the acting is bad. I guess it's on the director to, well, direct them, but these guys aren't really bad actors.

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Re: Punisher War Zone was HAW HAW HAWESOME
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2009, 01:08:13 AM »
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the neon sign spells out morte, which means "death"

this film is deeper than you think
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Re: Punisher War Zone was HAW HAW HAWESOME
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2009, 11:53:22 AM »
This could be a borecast review too. I know I post that a lot, but I need to get one in this week, and the more I keep saying this, the more it makes me think about it.
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Re: Punisher War Zone was HAW HAW HAWESOME
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2009, 04:52:59 PM »
i watched it last night, I like crappy films but this was just sooooooo bad
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