Thank god Fox News has our backs with respect to voter fraud. They're gonna be all over this story
right?
right
Knowing this is sarcasm, the media will probably start talking about how all of fucking Kentucky is stupid and poor and can't go to school when in reality our school systems are either fucked over by coal and politicians as well or (in my case) the school decides to spend way more money into making a high school football/basketball program that is as prestigious as the University of Kentucky basketball team or the Notre Dame football team.
A lot of what makes Kentucky suck isn't necessarily the poor redneck people. It's the fact that the rich smart Republican people have invented ways to continually fuck over the state to make more money through rooting the state in religion, which in my opinion makes people very against the idea of speaking out against the government.
One more quick story involving Clay County: I went to North Laurel High School, and after I graduated, the North Laurel football team played the Clay County football team. The student section at North dressed up like fucking hillbillies and poor coal miners to make fun of Clay County. There's a local author named Silas House who saw this and wrote a large scathing column about this event in the local newspaper, mainly speaking out against the kids for all of the reasons I posted above. All of the kids' rich conservative parent then each wrote large scathing columns that basically ostracized this famous author in his own hometown, saying it was nothing more than a childish prank. North Laurel now does this on a yearly basis. These are the same kids that gave me and tehjaybo shit in high school, so we all know they were truly douchebags, but not to Laurel County.
God, fucking Kentucky pisses me off.