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Howard Alan Treesong

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New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« on: March 24, 2009, 04:33:05 PM »
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You can watch an ending and then continue playing to try to find more jokes without restarting the game.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2009, 05:47:21 PM by Synthesizer Patel »
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2009, 05:23:34 PM »
Stuck at 12 jokes.
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Diunx

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2009, 05:36:51 PM »
Better than viva piņata.
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ManaByte

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2009, 05:41:49 PM »
better than Killzone 2.

Better graphics too.
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2009, 05:44:13 PM »
Stuck at 12 jokes.

Have you found
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the third room using the remote
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?
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2009, 06:09:25 PM »
Yeah, but I couldn't figure out what the purpose of the "artifact" was.
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Diunx

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2009, 06:21:19 PM »
I'm stuck too, just got the artifact which I assume is the head of something.
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 06:22:25 PM »
Yeah, but I couldn't figure out what the purpose of the "artifact" was.

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"It hasn't seen light this bright for over 100 years!"
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Assemble the artifact, turn out the lights then click on the glowing eye.
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Diunx

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2009, 06:34:26 PM »
Push the eye of the polar bear.

Where is the body?
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2009, 06:39:42 PM »
Push the bear's eye? :lol That's pretty obscure. I never would have noticed that on my own.
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2009, 06:41:18 PM »
 :lol :lol
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Moonwalk mode.
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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2009, 06:47:21 PM »
argh stuck at nine jokes, got a bunch of half jokes
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2009, 06:49:33 PM »
Push the eye of the polar bear.

Where is the body?

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Cut the end of the table cloth off with the cigar cutter. Stick the cloth into the sink and turn it on. Use the remote and voila.
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cool breeze

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2009, 06:55:39 PM »
I'm 20 jokes in.  The last two I need are the second half of the post-it note and the second half of the newspaper. But I think the game glitched and the newspaper was replaced with a duplicate of the post-it note with the same joke.

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2009, 06:56:38 PM »
I'm 20 jokes in.  The last two I need are the second half of the post-it note and the second half of the newspaper. But I think the game glitched and the newspaper was replaced with a duplicate of the post-it note with the same joke.

Yeah, I'm at the same point.
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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2009, 07:10:11 PM »
i only got to 2 jokes and don't feel like playing further.  i liked going around conversing with and hitting on inanimate objects though.
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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2009, 07:12:55 PM »
Push the bear's eye? :lol That's pretty obscure. I never would have noticed that on my own.

It's kind of pixel-hunting bullshit, but both the key and the matchbook have the one-eyed bear graphic so I felt it was fair.
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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2009, 07:14:47 PM »
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moonwalker mode  :lol
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2009, 07:15:47 PM »
That makes sense, but pixel hunting is :-\

Yeah, even post-ironic pixel hunting.

I missed the notes in both
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due to them being the same color as what they're attached to.

The 22 joke ending is great, though. Although honestly I love the 0 joke ending the best.
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2009, 07:23:56 PM »
Push the bear's eye? :lol That's pretty obscure. I never would have noticed that on my own.

It's kind of pixel-hunting bullshit, but both the key and the matchbook have the one-eyed bear graphic so I felt it was fair.

Aaaah. I should have caught that.
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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2009, 07:52:30 PM »
whats the popsicle for, I have 21 jokes
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2009, 08:41:59 PM »
whats the popsicle for, I have 21 jokes

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HINT: You are a fatty.
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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2009, 10:57:17 PM »
Yawn
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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2009, 11:33:11 PM »
 :lol Well that was an enjoyable diversion.
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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2009, 12:48:22 AM »
21  :maf

edit: how did I miss the popsicle  :P
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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2009, 01:30:15 AM »
Push the bear's eye? :lol That's pretty obscure. I never would have noticed that on my own.

It's kind of pixel-hunting bullshit, but both the key and the matchbook have the one-eyed bear graphic so I felt it was fair.

And that's pretty much what King's Quest style gaming was about, amirite?

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Re: New Tim Schafer game released starring some fatty
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2009, 04:49:45 AM »
I think my favorite part was the music  :lol