Author Topic: Malek's Log (Read 50836 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** March 25, 2009, 11:56:51 AM »

It's spring in Winnipeg, which means the city is getting hit by a snow storm.

(can't tell from the photo because of the lame ASUS webcam)

Spring is a time of new beginnings, except for me--my chance with Flannel Girl is ending. We probably won't be in any of the same classes next year. I'm doomed to be alone and miserable; this summer will be a time of of regret, tears, and vodka.

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okay, so summer will be just like any other season.

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Diunx · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:02:42 PM »

This summer I'm determined to find my own version of Flannel Girl, its been like two years since I obsessed over a female.

Reb · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:06:14 PM »

This summer I'll like a girl, but pretend to like her a bit more, just for the companionship.

Veidt · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:11:11 PM »

I'm accepting celibacy. Dying alone is epiclly poetic.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:18:42 PM »

Sorry Diunx, but there's only one Flannel Girl and I probably won't ever see beautiful face in class again; that is, unless anarchists likes corporate law.

Veidt, as I've tried to explain to Arvie, celibacy is a state of being in which you abstain from sex with others, not a state of being in which others abstain from sex with you. In other words, you have to voluntarily refrain from sexual activity.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:29:18 PM »

well you might as well post her picture on here now

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:30:46 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on March 25, 2009, 12:29:18 PM

well you might as well post her picture on here now

I don't have a photo of her. She deleted her facebook--yes, she deleted it--and I, for some inexplicable reason, never saved her facebook photo.

Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:33:35 PM »

I mean that I'm going to find a girl to obsess over, not a anarchists that wears flannel.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:41:58 PM »

quick anecdote:

Last week, I was discussing the trial of Hell's Angels leader with another student, a former councilman. For some reason, he was defensive when I criticized the organization. As it turns out, according to his Wikipedia page, the former-councilman applied to become a Hell's Angels' member. This was revealed after a police raid in which documents were seized from the organization. Among the documents found by police was his filled-out application to become a member, along with an attached photo.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:42:16 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on March 25, 2009, 12:11:11 PM

I'm accepting celibacy. Dying alone is epiclly poetic.

High-five!

Malek you decided to go with corporate law?

edit: and you're pissing off hells angels members in a crime ridden place like Winnipeg?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:47:38 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2009, 12:42:16 PM

Malek you decided to go with corporate law?

Probably. I mean, I thought I'd just take whatever classes Flannel Girl was taking, but what's the point.

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2009, 12:42:16 PM

edit: and you're pissing off hells angels members in a crime ridden place like Winnipeg?

I don't know whether his application was actually accepted. He has, however, owned a bike shop. This alone is not necessarily suspicious, but together with his application, it is.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:52:04 PM »

Corporate law will be good for you. Now just as the Hell's Angels are about to castrate you for you yuppiediness you can scream out "Wait, I know how to launder money!" and at least one ball will be spared.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:54:57 PM »

Women in Flannel scare me, not men in leather.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:56:39 PM »

malek you wrote an FML?

"Today, I found out that I'm failing this semester because I've missed too many classes. I've missed the classes because I've been having panic attacks, a symptom of my anxiety disorder. I got the anxiety disorder because I was so afraid of failing school. FML."

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:57:43 PM »

My GPA is fine.

FYL

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:11:39 PM »

Every law student seems to be very anxious about obtaining a good summer job with either a big law firm, the university, or the Crown. Meanwhile, I'm not even looking for a job. I'll just let my debts pile up this summer while I attempt to finish my badly-written novel.

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:13:06 PM »

[youtube=560,345]UQ-rHj0k3aw[/youtube]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:13:29 PM »

are you really righting a novel? what is it about? PM?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:15:20 PM »

Demi, you are an admin of a message board. One of the cardinal sins for a regular poster--let alone admin--is to spam a fucking thread with unrelated posts, videos, or photos. Don't fucking do this twice.

Reb · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:16:46 PM »

I dare you demi, I dare you!

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This thread is now doomed.

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demi · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:17:19 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 25, 2009, 01:15:20 PM

Demi, you are an admin of a message board. One of the cardinal sins for a regular poster--let alone admin--is to spam a fucking thread with unrelated posts, videos, or photos. Don't fucking do this twice.

[youtube=560,345]mJhZK46YxaA[/youtube]

T234 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:18:52 PM »

Malek is the most tired emo cliche ever. At least I can say I have cried and masturbated at the same time.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:25:24 PM »

Quote from: T234 on March 25, 2009, 01:18:52 PM

Malek is the most tired emo cliche ever. At least I can say I have cried and masturbated at the same time.

It doesn't count when you're crying because the glass bottle in your butt broke.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:30:48 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2009, 01:13:29 PM

are you really righting a novel? what is it about? PM?

It's about a Kentuckian who discovers his passed out cousin Rebel lying on the bathroom floor. As he stares at his cousin's blank, vomit-covered face, he's overcome with incestuous BrandNew-like passion and begins to masturbate. After five short--very short--strokes, he begins to cry. As tears roll down his face, thick globs of cum ooze out of his penis and onto his cousin's helpless face below.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:33:33 PM »

Did they make a hentai adoption of your book? because I think I've seen it.

Diunx · « **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:35:41 PM »

Don't You mean adaptation?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:36:24 PM »

I may mean that.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:38:40 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:40:53 PM »

I clicked on the firefox red line!

T234 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:45:26 PM »

How'd that date with flannel girl last Friday go, Malek?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:46:38 PM »

?
It ended with a cry and a tug, of course.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:47:24 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2009, 01:40:53 PM

I clicked on the firefox red line!

Imagine Father Mike's posts if his browser didn't have a built in spell-checker.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:48:02 PM »

You really done want too. You can't comprehend the evil I spell.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:51:19 PM »

Malek's Log, Stardate 2009.03.25

This is what I expected.

Eric P · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:54:24 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2009, 01:48:02 PM

You really done want too. You can't comprehend the evil I spell.

sweet fucking jesus

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:57:09 PM »

I done that one on porpoise!

Eric P · « **Reply #36 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:57:55 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2009, 01:57:09 PM

I done that one on porpoise!

COME ON

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37 on:** March 25, 2009, 02:01:00 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on March 25, 2009, 01:51:19 PM

Malek's Log, Stardate 2009.03.25

This is what I expected.

And I expected you to

over my log.

bud · « **Reply #38 on:** March 25, 2009, 02:51:23 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2009, 01:13:29 PM

are you really righting a novel? what is it about? PM?

i'm actually laughing out loud now. the canadian education system has failed horribly.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #39 on:** March 25, 2009, 02:52:19 PM »

writing!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #40 on:** March 25, 2009, 02:54:28 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 25, 2009, 02:01:00 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on March 25, 2009, 01:51:19 PM
Malek's Log, Stardate 2009.03.25

This is what I expected.

And I expected you to over my log.

Tauntaun's Log, Stardate 2009.03.25

Boner.

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tehjaybo · « **Reply #41 on:** March 25, 2009, 03:00:25 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 25, 2009, 01:30:48 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2009, 01:13:29 PM
are you really righting a novel? what is it about? PM?

It's about a Kentuckian who discovers his passed out cousin Rebel lying on the bathroom floor. As he stares at his cousin's blank, vomit-covered face, he's overcome with incestuous BrandNew-like passion and begins to masturbate. After five short--very short--strokes, he begins to cry. As tears roll down his face, thick globs of cum ooze out of his penis and onto his cousin's helpless face below.

Sorry but I lol'd so hard I farted and now my office reeks. Back in 10 mins.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #42 on:** March 25, 2009, 03:02:55 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 25, 2009, 03:00:25 PM

Quote from: Malek on March 25, 2009, 01:30:48 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2009, 01:13:29 PM
are you really righting a novel? what is it about? PM?

It's about a Kentuckian who discovers his passed out cousin Rebel lying on the bathroom floor. As he stares at his cousin's blank, vomit-covered face, he's overcome with incestuous BrandNew-like passion and begins to masturbate. After five short--very short--strokes, he begins to cry. As tears roll down his face, thick globs of cum ooze out of his penis and onto his cousin's helpless face below.

Sorry but I lol'd so hard I farted and now my office reeks. Back in 10 mins.

Well, everyone in this editing suite I'm in is staring at me now for loling. Guess that counts too.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #43 on:** March 25, 2009, 03:07:02 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 25, 2009, 02:51:23 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2009, 01:13:29 PM
are you really righting a novel? what is it about? PM?

i'm actually laughing out loud now. the canadian education system has failed horribly.

Don't blame Canada's educational system. Educational systems across the world, in every country, face difficulties trying to teach kids with special needs.

Eric P · « **Reply #44 on:** March 25, 2009, 03:11:04 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 25, 2009, 03:07:02 PM

Quote from: bud on March 25, 2009, 02:51:23 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2009, 01:13:29 PM
are you really righting a novel? what is it about? PM?

i'm actually laughing out loud now. the canadian education system has failed horribly.

Don't blame Canada's educational system. Educational systems across the world, in every country, face difficulties trying to teach kids with special needs.

not china...

Tauntaun · « **Reply #45 on:** March 25, 2009, 03:12:44 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 25, 2009, 03:11:04 PM

Quote from: Malek on March 25, 2009, 03:07:02 PM
Quote from: bud on March 25, 2009, 02:51:23 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2009, 01:13:29 PM
are you really righting a novel? what is it about? PM?

i'm actually laughing out loud now. the canadian education system has failed horribly.

Don't blame Canada's educational system. Educational systems across the world, in every country, face difficulties trying to teach kids with special needs.

not china...

Don't the just murder the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows like in 300?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #46 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:05:27 PM »

I've just finished my last bottle of vodka. If I can find the will-power, it's my last drop of booze until the end of April, after my last exam.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:08:17 PM »

I have an essay worth %30 due tomorrow and I haven't started writing it yet. I'm watching LOTR instead. You are such a bad influence Malek.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:10:04 PM »

I don't think I've influenced you to watch LoTR.

How long is this essay?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #49 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:13:23 PM »

Did you ever actually talk to flannel girl?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #50 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:15:48 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 25, 2009, 06:13:23 PM

Did you ever actually talk to flannel girl?

A few weeks ago when she sat next to and ignored my inane chatter and kind of blew me off. Outside of that, no.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #51 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:15:57 PM »

6-8 pages double spaced. So really not much. It's on Berkeley's objections to locke's representative realism. I have it mostly planned but I'd like a firmer reason to why Berkley isn't allowed to make the metaphysical claims he does.

TVC15 · « **Reply #52 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:17:51 PM »

Well this is a complete non sequitor

Not really NSFW but the tease image implies it is

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #53 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:12:28 PM »

Panic attacks in the middle of the day are fun! I really need to cut down on the caffeine because it seems to both trigger and intensify these attacks; on the other hand, I need the caffeine to stay awake while reading my tort and contract case books. What to do?

Ken Dryden--NHL hall-of-fame goaltender, attorney, author, and Liberal MP--will be giving a lecture tomorrow at my law school. Even though I'm free at that time, I'm still going to skip it to get a celexa refill.

By the way, his book The Game (no, not the pick-up book) is one of the best sports books ever written.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #54 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:15:55 PM »

ya caffeine is horrible for my anxiety too. The other day I had a cappuccino from Tim's and just walking in the halls with all those people to get from my classes was causing me to sweat and shake. It was like ten minuets into class before my heart stopped pounding.

TVC15 · « **Reply #55 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:23:52 PM »

I'm not supposed to have caffeine any more. I have a diet coke at lunch every day

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #56 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:25:38 PM »

I think I'm consuming over 400 mg of caffeine a day.

TVC15 · « **Reply #57 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:27:57 PM »

No alcohol. No caffeine. No good food. But I do get ambien. And my marijuana consumption has gone kinda through the roof. The doctor didn't say anything about that.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #58 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:35:01 PM »

I can still drink booze just fine, I just hardly ever do it any longer. But for some reason caffeine fucks me up. I guess cause I never have any under normal circumstances, but when I drank like half a 2 liter of Cheerwine a couple weeks ago it fucked my sleep schedule up for DAYS afterward.

TVC15 · « **Reply #59 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:39:53 PM »

Replace the caffeine intake with snorted lines of chopped up ambien. I haven't tried it yet, but I have a feeling it would be blissful. Ambien alone simulates what it must feel like to actually be loved.

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Author Topic: Malek's Log (Read 50836 times)