Author Topic: Malek's Log (Read 51420 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #300 on:** March 28, 2009, 04:47:39 PM »

I've never had a girlfriend or any kind of relationship that wasn't either a one-night stand or a one-year (or more) tortured platonic thing. :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #301 on:** March 28, 2009, 04:49:21 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #302 on:** March 28, 2009, 04:50:39 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 28, 2009, 04:45:46 PM

the fuck

then why did you go out with them? was it just for the sex or what?

were they obese

Attractiveness isn't binary. They weren't Flannel Girls, but they weren't "Triumph in a dress" ugly either.* But they were attractive enough . . .

No fatties.

*no offense, Triumph. But we all know you wouldn't look good in a dress.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #303 on:** March 28, 2009, 04:52:32 PM »

I always imaged that Triumph would look better in a dress.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #304 on:** March 28, 2009, 04:54:14 PM »

Personally, I'm long past caring how attractive women are, at least beyond a very low "not morbidly obese" standard. I'll settle for someone I like on a personal level.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #305 on:** March 28, 2009, 04:56:23 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 28, 2009, 04:54:14 PM

Personally, I'm long past caring how attractive women are, at least beyond a very low "not morbidly obese" standard. I'll settle for someone I like on a personal level.

Considering my crippling loneliness, I should relax my standards, too.

TVC15 · « **Reply #306 on:** March 28, 2009, 05:02:01 PM »

I can come and save you, Malek! We can both rediscover the beautiful thangs that we once had in abundance. But it can only be done together.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #307 on:** March 28, 2009, 05:02:14 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 28, 2009, 04:56:23 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 28, 2009, 04:54:14 PM
Personally, I'm long past caring how attractive women are, at least beyond a very low "not morbidly obese" standard. I'll settle for someone I like on a personal level.

Considering my crippling loneliness, I should relax my standards, too.

I'm sure TVC will take you in.

edit: lol!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #308 on:** March 28, 2009, 05:03:13 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on March 28, 2009, 05:02:14 PM

edit: lol!

fuck that was great

TVC15 · « **Reply #309 on:** March 28, 2009, 05:09:56 PM »

You do not need the female parts the harlots tease you with. I can replace that desire with the desire to have an attached motorcycle wheel placed in your cheeks just on top of the bottom's launchpad. I'll make sure the speed of the wheels is slow at first. It should be almost pleasurable then.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #310 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:11:38 PM »

Why would you post that here? Why are you trying to bring malek down? :'(

Reb · « **Reply #311 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:08:56 PM »

Malek will have the last laugh, when everything falls apart in the first week they're together.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #312 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:12:51 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on March 28, 2009, 07:08:56 PM

Malek will have the last laugh, when everything falls apart in the first week they're together.

lol I was thinking the exact same thing.

Maybe Malek just needs a good luck charm. Like a rabbit's foot or something idontknow

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #313 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:16:29 PM »

lol In his present insanity I think it will more likely be a Canadian law students foot. :'(

Diunx · « **Reply #314 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:03:08 PM »

An ex once gave me a lock of her hair, I think I still have it somewhere :/

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #315 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:09:17 PM »

I don't think Flannel girl would give me a lock of her hair; she once refused to give me her pen when I asked to borrow it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Because I'm socially distinguished mentally-challenged, I thought she was actually refusing! She was simply joking around; it was so cute.

she was like

No!

That's when I fell in love. (okay, I am insane)

[close]

Diunx · « **Reply #316 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:11:40 PM »

Oh shit! I found it in a little pocket of my old wallet, I forgot how beautiful her hair was :'( Malek post some Beatles songs.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #317 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:14:06 PM »

[youtube=560,345]ONXp-vpE9eU[/youtube]

Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why she had to go
I don't know,
she wouldn't say.
I said, Something wrong,
now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday,
Love was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Diunx · « **Reply #318 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:19:09 PM »

Fuck now I'm getting depressed, I need a drink.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #319 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:27:46 PM »

way to go Malek. You're bringing us all down with this shit.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #320 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:28:42 PM »

This'll cheer ya' up

Well, maybe not. BUT GOD IS SHE HOT

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #321 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:30:38 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 28, 2009, 08:14:06 PM

[youtube=560,345]ONXp-vpE9eU[/youtube]

Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why she had to go
I don't know,
she wouldn't say.
I said, Something wrong,
now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday,
Love was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Love that song. But it goes better with a Cowboy Bebop AMV.

[youtube=560,345]nCGNJgpiRQA[/youtube]

Diunx · « **Reply #322 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:32:23 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 28, 2009, 08:28:42 PM

This'll cheer ya' up

(Image removed from quote.)

Well, maybe not. BUT GOD IS SHE HOT

She is the reason I started watching mad men, true story.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #323 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:13:13 PM »

Going to be a long lonely summer. :'(

bud · « **Reply #324 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:18:48 PM »

[youtube=560,345]4AGFeqUcMW4[/youtube]

omggggggggg

of course, she's engaged to a very average looking dude. i'm average looking, too, and i don't get women like that.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #325 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:38:30 PM »

Quote

of course, she's engaged to a very average looking dude. i'm average looking, too, and i don't get women like that. Sad

You are probably slightly above or below average and, therefore, have only a boringly average amount of averageness. You need to be mind-blowingly, breathtakingly average to get a woman like that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #326 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:41:50 PM »

Stylishly average.

Diunx · « **Reply #327 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:48:31 PM »

Have money.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #328 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:30:24 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 28, 2009, 10:18:48 PM

[youtube=560,345]4AGFeqUcMW4[/youtube]

omggggggggg

of course, she's engaged to a very average looking dude. i'm average looking, too, and i don't get women like that.

I wonder if she carries him around in her tits like Tom Thumb.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #329 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:48:39 PM »

I guess the only prerequisite is that your taller than her ;_;

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #330 on:** March 29, 2009, 12:36:20 AM »

I can't concentrate because of Flannel Girl . . . and tort remedies for the interference of chattels is kind of boring, to say the least.

[youtube=560,345]-O7PnvVgQvA[/youtube]
I'm in love for the first time.
Don't you know it's gonna last.
It's a love that lasts forever,
It's a love that has no past.

Don't let me down, don't let me down.
Don't let me down, don't let me down.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #331 on:** March 29, 2009, 12:42:15 AM »

[youtube=560,345]gSi9spGOjNY[/youtube]

Uh, oh, many, many, many nights go by,
I sit alone at home and I cry over you.
What can I do.
Can't help myself, 'cause baby, it's you.
Baby, it's you.

You should hear what they say about you, "cheat," "cheat."
They say, they say you never never never ever been true. (cheat cheat)

Uh oh,
It doesn't matter what they say,
I know I'm gonna love you any old way.
What can I do, when it's true.
Don't want nobody, nobody, 'cause baby, it's you. (sha la la la la la la)
Baby, it's you. (sha la la la la la la)

Uh oh,
It doesn't matter what they say,
I know I'm gonna love you any old way.
What can I do, when it's true.
Don't want nobody, nobody, 'cause baby, it's you. (sha la la la la la la)
Baby, it's you. (sha la la la la la la)
Don't leave me all alone...

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #332 on:** March 29, 2009, 12:54:51 AM »

[youtube=560,345]yRZOI1y4M28[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]t98l_F7bBEs[/youtube]

That boy took my love away,

He'll regret it someday,

But this boy wants you back again.

That boy isn't good for you,

Tho' he may want you too,

This boy wants you back again.

Oh, and this boy would be happy,

Just to love you, but oh my-yi-yi-yi,

That boy won't be happy,

Till he's seen you cry-hi-hi-hi.

This boy wouldn't mind the pain,

Would always feel the same, $:-\$
If this boy gets you back again.

This boy. This boy. this boy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #333 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:04:03 AM »

Diunx · « **Reply #334 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:06:08 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #335 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:10:23 AM »

[youtube=560,345]mEUOiiVxsGc[/youtube]

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #336 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:15:17 AM »

Superior version:

[youtube=560,345]zs26kKHxjS4[/youtube]

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #337 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:33:43 AM »

Fellow Canadian, Malek.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #338 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:42:57 AM »

Schadenfreude Log: Asked out cute girl and she said yes. Thought of Malek and giggled quietly to myself.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #339 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:58:22 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on March 29, 2009, 03:42:57 AM

Schadenfreude Log: Asked out cute girl and she said yes. Thought of Malek and giggled quietly to myself.

lol poor malek

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #340 on:** March 29, 2009, 04:06:45 AM »

If malek can't trap beaver now, I doubt he could do it a 150 years ago.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #341 on:** March 29, 2009, 04:23:08 AM »

but I bet he would be about the same at chomping wood.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #342 on:** March 29, 2009, 06:27:49 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on March 28, 2009, 07:12:51 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on March 28, 2009, 07:08:56 PM
Malek will have the last laugh, when everything falls apart in the first week they're together.

lol I was thinking the exact same thing.

Maybe Malek just needs a good luck charm. Like a rabbit's foot or something idontknow

Sorry I'm the only one that laughed.

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 29, 2009, 03:58:22 AM

Quote from: Chipopo on March 29, 2009, 03:42:57 AM
Schadenfreude Log: Asked out cute girl and she said yes. Thought of Malek and giggled quietly to myself.

lol poor malek

When I see a girl in flannel I giggle too, I feel bad though

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #343 on:** March 29, 2009, 06:39:24 PM »

I'm not bothered by another person's happiness--except for the happiness of Mr. I Stole Malek's One-True-Love Away From Him.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #344 on:** March 29, 2009, 07:09:59 PM »

The SUPERIOR version of Baby, It's You.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #345 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:59:19 AM »

I'm going to bomb my exams; I just can't concentrate. sigh

[youtube=560,345]Ne6ZZTfiQAw[/youtube]

I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It's driving me mad
It’s driving me mad.

TVC15 · « **Reply #346 on:** March 30, 2009, 03:25:18 AM »

You should listen to Elliott <3 Smith. He's a sad bastard and you're going to meet the same end as him anyway.

I wuv this song

muckhole · « **Reply #347 on:** March 30, 2009, 03:53:27 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 30, 2009, 03:25:18 AM

You should listen to Elliott <3 Smith. He's a sad bastard and you're going to meet the same end as him anyway.

I wuv this song

Elliot Smith.

Waltz #2 would fit your bill as well, Malek.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #348 on:** March 30, 2009, 03:55:56 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 30, 2009, 03:25:18 AM

He's a sad bastard and you're going to meet the same end as him anyway.

I can foresee myself getting stabbed to death--defensive stabs at the hands of Flannel Girl. But I just can't foresee it being self-inflicted.

Anecdote: A friend of mine in university, a fellow philosophy major, was arguing with his girlfriend one night. After they started screaming at each other, his girlfriend told him that she has been fucking his roommate. In response to this news, he picked up a knife and plunged it into his beer belly, just missing his vital organs.

I could never see myself being able to do that. Maybe pills, but I can't imagine a self-inflicted violent end.

After getting out of the hospital, he punched out a glass window, shattering his fist in the process. He moved out of the dorm room that he shared with his roommate, naturally. He tried going back to class, but dropped out weeks later and moved back home. I haven't seen or talked to him since.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #349 on:** March 30, 2009, 03:56:57 AM »

Don't do this shit to yourself. In two weeks you'll forget her.

TVC15 · « **Reply #350 on:** March 30, 2009, 03:58:35 AM »

Whoring women ruining the good lives of innocent men. Some things never change. Why can't you look at the story of your friend and see that gay is truly the right way. The worst you'll get with gay is AIDS or hepatitis, not that sort of nonsense above.

Also

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #351 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:00:11 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 30, 2009, 03:58:35 AM

Whoring women ruining the good lives of innocent men. Some things never change. Why can't you look at the story of your friend and see that gay is truly the right way. The worst you'll get with gay is AIDS or hepatitis, not that sort of nonsense above.

Also

Women . . . men. . . .

either way, I'm going to get something plunged into me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #352 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:02:20 AM »

sad songs :'(

[youtube=560,345]qv5pagal-ls[/youtube]

TVC15 · « **Reply #353 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:05:21 AM »

Kill yourself to this one, Malek

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #354 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:09:51 AM »

[youtube=560,345]FiMHRn-DFgI[/youtube]

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #355 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:32:12 AM »

[youtube=560,345]sE9AwR0awVQ[/youtube]

It's hard to understand
But the touch of your hand
Can start me crying
I thought that I was over you
But it's true, so true
I love you even more
Than I did before
But, darling, what can I do?
For you don't love me
And I'll always be crying over you
Crying over you

Yes, now you're gone
And, from this moment on
I'll be crying, crying
Crying, crying
Yeah, crying, crying
Over you

TVC15 · « **Reply #356 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:36:29 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #357 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:40:38 AM »

:'(

Reb · « **Reply #358 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:57:55 AM »

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #359 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:03:45 AM »

[youtube=560,345]r9btolEubZk[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]PMvtuKgjzdA[/youtube]

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