Author Topic: Malek's Log (Read 50745 times)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #360 on:** March 31, 2009, 12:44:59 PM »

Flannel Girl didn't show up to class again.

I don't know whether I even want to be with someone who doesn't take her education seriously.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #361 on:** March 31, 2009, 12:48:47 PM »

your primary concern should probably be whether she takes you seriously.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #362 on:** March 31, 2009, 12:58:49 PM »

my sarcasm went over your head.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #363 on:** March 31, 2009, 01:06:04 PM »

edit: oh right, with reference to your own work ethic. Gotcha.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #364 on:** March 31, 2009, 04:33:32 PM »

Thread title still gets me hard.

Carry on.

TVC15 · « **Reply #365 on:** March 31, 2009, 04:39:58 PM »

What are you going to do over the summer, Malek? Do you take classes still or do you go to somewhere more depressing. Because I'd imagine that wherever your home is, it's probably more depressing.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #366 on:** March 31, 2009, 04:44:40 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on March 31, 2009, 04:33:32 PM

Thread title still gets me hard. Carry on.

The log keeps rollin'.

In class, the prof was discussing a case and said he was going to write the facts of the case on the whiteboard. He went to the board and the first marker he tried writing with didn't work; he tried another, it didn't work either. I was about to say something lame like "looks like the facts of the case are elusive" but stopped myself.

Anyway, another song about my creepy infatuation with Flannel Girl:

[youtube=560,345]2GmVajkqLNU[/youtube]
Love is asking to be loved.
Love is you,
You and me,
Love is knowing,
We can be.
Love is free, free is love,
Love is living, living love,
Love is needing to be loved.
:'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #367 on:** March 31, 2009, 04:48:49 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 31, 2009, 04:39:58 PM

What are you going to do over the summer, Malek? Do you take classes still or do you go to somewhere more depressing. Because I'd imagine that wherever your home is, it's probably more depressing.

I'm staying in Winnipeg. I hope to finish my novel and/or drink myself to death. I have no idea why I'm going back to school in the fall or how I'll start going to classes.

As to the condition of my apartment, let's just say that I've been buying paper plates for the last two months.

edit: Also, since there's no threat of a woman coming within ten feet of my door, I have no incentive to maintain a clean apartment.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #368 on:** March 31, 2009, 05:02:09 PM »

My EeePC 1000he rocks. I still have over five hours left on my battery.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #369 on:** March 31, 2009, 05:58:37 PM »

Such simple things bring great pleasure for you Malek, don't they?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #370 on:** March 31, 2009, 06:01:12 PM »

It's just that a demonstration of my laptop's energy efficiency happens to be the high point of my ~~day~~ ~~week~~ ~~month~~ year.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #371 on:** March 31, 2009, 06:38:31 PM »

[youtube=560,345]L7-2Etc6c_0[/youtube]

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #372 on:** March 31, 2009, 06:55:12 PM »

Richard Starkey!

[youtube=560,345]o60QWYUBL6c[/youtube]

I can't get used to living here,
While my heart is broke, my tears i cried for you.
I want you here to have and hold,
As the years go by and we grow old and grey.

Now you're expecting me to live without you,
But that's not something that i'm looking forward to.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #373 on:** March 31, 2009, 09:35:30 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 31, 2009, 06:55:12 PM

Richard Starkey!

[youtube=560,345]o60QWYUBL6c[/youtube]

I can't get used to living here,
While my heart is broke, my tears i cried for you.
I want you here to have and hold,
As the years go by and we grow old and grey.

Now you're expecting me to live without you,
But that's not something that i'm looking forward to.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #374 on:** March 31, 2009, 09:46:53 PM »

Looks like don't have much of a gag-reflex.

but boy is my throat now sore.

Seriously, I just ate some frozen pizza that went bad. I tried forcing myself to throw-up, but I just couldn't do it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #375 on:** April 01, 2009, 02:07:58 AM »

Frozen food goes bad?

Diunx · « **Reply #376 on:** April 01, 2009, 02:18:10 AM »

It does in Canada.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #377 on:** April 01, 2009, 02:37:26 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 01, 2009, 02:07:58 AM

Frozen food goes bad?

the pizza, which was on sale, was in one of those open freezers without a cover. I didn't really check whether it was sufficiently frozen at time.

Also, I managed to throw up, involuntarily.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #378 on:** April 01, 2009, 02:50:03 PM »

I was going to post this message in class, but, because I was late (fucking snow and fucking public transit), I wasn't sitting in the back; consequently, the person directly behind me could see my screen. And I'm not being paranoid; as soon as I logged on to evilbore--and my lennon avatar was clearly visible--the person behind me started singing "Ticket to Ride."

Anyway, Flannel Girl finally decided to show up to class. She looked as beautiful as ever, and to further twist that knife into my heart, she was wearing bangs. I, on the other hand, had my anxious I-HATE-EVERYONE/PLEASE KILL-ME look going. During the break, we briefly made eye contact: I quickly became embarrassed and diverted my eyes, then tilted my head to the ground and did a sad, defeated Charlie Brown walk to my seat.

I never feel as alone as I do when I'm in class, where I'm constantly reminded how alone I really am by the happy, friendly students surrounding me.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #379 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:11:52 PM »

[youtube=560,345]sxxOyGK1pMk[/youtube]

Here we stand
Worlds apart, hearts broken in two, two, two
Sleepless nights
Losing ground
I'm reaching for you, you, you

Feelin' that it's gone
Can change your mind
If we can't go on
To survive the tide love divides

Someday love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
How we touched
And went our separate ways
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
Though we touched
And went our separate ways

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #380 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:16:46 PM »

Wait, you're saying my feelings are irrational?

Gee, that's never crossed my mind.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #381 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:21:18 PM »

Done. I'm over her.

so easy.

keep in mind that I'm currently making Jotaro look like Hugh Hefner in comparison. I'm not going to get over her by picking up some fatty at a bar and giving her the old "in-and-out."

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #382 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:16:00 PM »

sigh

I don't avoid classes because of how I feel during classes, but because of how I feel after classes. I'm completely exhausted and defeated and don't want to study.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #383 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:59:03 PM »

more evidence that god hates me and/or I was Hitler in a previous life: I'm having an acne breakout out of nowhere.

chance with Flannel Girl reduced from 0.0000002% to 0.0000001%.*

*Margin of error is 0.0000002%

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #384 on:** April 01, 2009, 05:02:01 PM »

The GOP called. They told me to apply tax cuts to my face. That will solve everything.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #385 on:** April 01, 2009, 05:02:34 PM »

I just had two giant pimple-cyst-things appear out of nowhere, myself. $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #386 on:** April 01, 2009, 05:04:41 PM »

This is evolution's way of telling us that we were not meant to mate with others.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #387 on:** April 01, 2009, 05:07:08 PM »

I'm holding out on getting a haircut until they go away, on the grounds that the hairdresser is likely to try harder if she thinks I can actually be made to look attractive.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #388 on:** April 01, 2009, 05:21:31 PM »

This is a fun sentence.

Quote

"If A has entered into a contract with B to do work for, or to supply goods or services to, B in return for payment by B and at some stage before A has completely performed his obligations under the contract B has reason to doubt whether A will, or will be able to, complete his side of the bargain and B thereupon promises A an additional payment in return for A’s promise to perform his contractual obligations on time and as a result of giving his promise B obtains in practice a benefit, or obviates a disbenefit, and B’s promise is not given as a result of economic duress or fraud on the part of A, then the benefit to B is capable of being consideration for B’s promise, so that the promise will be legally binding.”

* Malek kills himself.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #389 on:** April 01, 2009, 05:27:19 PM »

Based on the examples you've provided, I think legal writing should abandon the pretense of English prose and adopt some kind of formal notation instead.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #390 on:** April 01, 2009, 05:32:18 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 01, 2009, 05:27:19 PM

Based on the examples you've provided, I think legal writing should abandon the pretense of English prose and adopt some kind of formal notation instead.

The above quote was from another English Court case--though one from the 1990's.

Modern Canadian cases seem to be written by people who have read Strunk and White more than a few times.

edit: For clarification, Canadian courts are not bound by English courts,* but their decisions are persuasive.

*Canadian courts, except for the Supreme Court of Canada, are bound by Canadian Privy Council cases before 1946. The Privy Council was Canada's highest court, thus their past decisions are treated as if they were made by the SCC, unless specifically overruled by the SCC, the Charter of Rights, or Parliament.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #391 on:** April 01, 2009, 05:48:30 PM »

Let's at least try formatting it properly.

Code: [Select]

if 
       A has entered into a contract with B 
          to do work for or to supply goods or services to B 
          in return for payment by B 
   and 
           at some stage before A has completely performed his obligations under the contract 
               B has reason to doubt whether A will, or will be able to, complete his side of the bargain 
                   and B thereupon promises A an additional payment 
                       in return for A’s promise to perform his contractual obligations on time 
       and as a result of giving his promise 
              B obtains in practice a benefit, or obviates a disbenefit, 
       and B’s promise is not given as a result of economic duress or fraud on the part of A, 
then 
   the benefit to B is capable of being consideration for B’s promise, 
       so that the promise will be legally binding.

Isn't that better?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #392 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:05:02 PM »

I'll give it a try
The performance of an existing contractual obligation is good consideration in exchange for increased payment when the other party derives a practical benefit from the performance of that existing contractual obligation.

The part about fraud or duress is unnecessary; it goes without saying.

Where's Patel?

Boogie · « **Reply #393 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:12:59 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 31, 2009, 04:48:49 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 31, 2009, 04:39:58 PM
What are you going to do over the summer, Malek? Do you take classes still or do you go to somewhere more depressing. Because I'd imagine that wherever your home is, it's probably more depressing.
I'm staying in Winnipeg. I hope to finish my novel and/or drink myself to death. I have no idea why I'm going back to school in the fall or how I'll start going to classes.

Well, that's depressing. Staying in winnipeg, and the options being finishing a novel or drinking oneself to death.

The good odds would seem to be on the latter... $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #394 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:14:25 PM »

I'm going to try to do both, though, obviously, I'll have to finish the novel first.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #395 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:10:29 PM »

Don't lots of authors end their last work by ending themselves?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #396 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:13:11 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 01, 2009, 10:11:50 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 01, 2009, 10:10:29 PM
Don't lots of authors end their last work by ending themselves?
Nope, some keep working

Fucking Tolkien.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #397 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:38:51 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 01, 2009, 10:10:29 PM

Don't lots of authors end their last work by ending themselves?

No, some authors actually kill themselves after writing their second-to-last works.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #398 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:41:07 PM »

I just just trying to be helpful by saying there was a way to knock off two items from your summer to do list at once. Last time I try to be nice $:-\$

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Seriously PM me about the novel details!

[close]

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #399 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:53:18 PM »

Father Mike can proof read it for you. Instant bestseller.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #400 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:55:02 PM »

it would defiantly go on the borecast horror list.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #401 on:** April 01, 2009, 11:01:04 PM »

Father Mike you should write a novel using stream of consciousness it'll be critically acclaimed.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #402 on:** April 01, 2009, 11:17:04 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 01, 2009, 11:01:04 PM

Father Mike you should write a novel using stream of consciousness it'll be critically acclaimed.

I don't even really know what stream of consciousness would be like. I've never read any. I can only assume that it would use a lot of pronouns, as in my own mind, that is when I think I hardly ever use proper names as the signified just appears to my thought - it would never work out anyways as I always have to go back and fix my spelling like just now a wrote 'apperies' and saw the red line and had to go back and change it totally ruinng the flow of the thought - ruining. It would be constant self correction in an unintelligible way. actually if I was correcting on the fly it would probably help readers understand what I was trying to say. I would no longer - I can't believe I'm writing this instead of working on latin and doing crititcal thinking work. Truth trees are boring and this post was boring and un funny. I should delete it and not post it but I'm not going to because it's the longest post i've written since a 100 posts back.

Loki · « **Reply #403 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:00:45 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 01, 2009, 05:27:19 PM

Based on the examples you've provided, I think legal writing should abandon the pretense of English prose and adopt some kind of formal notation instead.

Wow, I was thinking the same thing as I read that last passage he posted.

It's just all nested conditionals, exclusions and conjunctions and such. It'd work really well as formal notation, definitely.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #404 on:** April 02, 2009, 01:09:12 PM »

All law can be reduced to formal notion. I don't do that, but I do note whether a condition is necessary or sufficient, a crucial distinction, especially on a law exam.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #405 on:** April 02, 2009, 01:10:35 PM »

Shit, I think I'm about to go to class for the fourth day in a row. This is probably a record. Flannel Girl better be there . . . to make me feel utterly ashamed of myself.

TVC15 · « **Reply #406 on:** April 02, 2009, 01:59:45 PM »

would your world end if there were a flannel girl nip slip?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #407 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:12:22 PM »

Can that be arranged?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #408 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:17:45 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 02, 2009, 03:12:22 PM

Can that be arranged?

No, at least, not today; she's not in class.

Reb · « **Reply #409 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:19:21 PM »

Every time I see this topic I contemplate posting a picture of a huge solid turd, with the words "Malek's Log".

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #410 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:23:13 PM »

Rebiak

me

Reb · « **Reply #411 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:23:38 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on April 02, 2009, 04:22:17 PM

Either leave malek alone, he's going through some rough times, all while he's attending his classes.

This doesn't make sense to me.

And I would google the turd.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #412 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:34:54 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on April 02, 2009, 04:23:38 PM

And I would gobble the turd.

fixed

Reb · « **Reply #413 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:35:48 PM »

Also, I like Malek more then he likes me, so I'm putting enough effort in our relationship.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #414 on:** April 04, 2009, 08:28:50 PM »

God Damn it! Most of my real property law cases are badly written British cases from hundreds of years ago.

And Yes, I haven't looked at a single real property case until today. That's how I roll, bitches.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #415 on:** April 05, 2009, 04:44:23 AM »

Actual property law cases

Clayton v. Ramsdon (1943) House of Lords Appeal Court
Land left to daughter so long as she doesn't marry a non-Jew

Re Tegg (1936)
Property left to wife on condition that children never become Catholics

Re Selby (1965) English Court
Property to son as long as he marries a Jewish woman

Re Tuck's Settlement Trusts (1978) English Court of Appeal
Property left to son on the condition he marries a woman of Jewish faith. Arbitration clause states that a Rabbi must decides on her jewishness

Perron v. Lyon
Property left to daughter as long as she does not marry a Scottish man.

Jenner v. Turner
land left to to daughter as long as she does not marry a servant.

Re Drummond (1945) Ontario Court
covenant created stating that land could not be sold to Jews or others of "objectionable race"

Re Noble and Wolfe (1949) Ontario Court
covenant created stating that land could not be sold to Jews or others of "objectionable race"

TVC15 · « **Reply #416 on:** April 05, 2009, 04:46:26 AM »

You can't tease us, Malek. What were the outcomes of those cases?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #417 on:** April 05, 2009, 04:54:51 AM »

Actual property law cases

Clayton v. Ramsdon (1943) House of Lords Appeal Court
Land left to daughter so long as she doesn't marry a non-Jew
Result: fee simple limited upon condition subsequent, the condition that the daughter not marry a non-jew, struck out because of vagueness: not clear how Jewish the male had to be.

Re Tegg (1936)
Property left to wife on condition that children never become Catholics
void for uncertainty (not the part dealing with Catholicism, but a related part about the children remaining involved with the Church of England.

Re Selby (1965) English Court
Property to son as long as he marries a Jewish woman
Upheld because it was a condition precedent, which is interpreted more leniently than a condition subsequent (Clayton v. Ramsdon )

Re Tuck's Settlement Trusts (1978) English Court of Appeal
Property left to son on the condition he marries a woman of Jewish faith. Arbitration clause states that a Rabbi must decide on her jewishness.
Lord Denning gives it the okay, holding that the arbitration clause makes the condition valid.

Perron v. Lyon
Property left to daughter as long as she does not marry a Scottish man.
Interfering with the family unit is contrary to public policy; however, there are many non-Scottish men, so the condition is fine.

Jenner v. Turner
land left to to daughter as long as she does not marry a servant.
Valid restriction

Re Drummond [/i](1945) Ontario Court
covenant created stating that land could not be sold to Jews or others of "objectionable race"
Upheld

Re Noble and Wolfe (1949) Ontario Court
covenant created stating that land could not be sold to Jews or others of "objectionable race"
Upheld

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #418 on:** April 05, 2009, 05:14:22 AM »

I came across a Manitoba case called Tobias v. Eaton Dick . I haven't read it yet because there's no way it will live up to the title.

TVC15 · « **Reply #419 on:** April 05, 2009, 05:30:17 AM »

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Author Topic: Malek's Log (Read 50745 times)