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« Reply #480 on: April 08, 2009, 02:53:22 PM »
 >:( God damn it, Flannel Girl!
 :'( Come to class.

I've been to nearly every class during the last two weeks (wait for applause) and she's been to just ONE!

Anyway, I hate these kind of class reviews:
The exam covers everything. THE END

Great. That was a help.


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« Reply #481 on: April 08, 2009, 03:20:21 PM »
Sounds like my algebra class last night.
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« Reply #482 on: April 09, 2009, 03:54:37 PM »
damn it, come to class.

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« Reply #483 on: April 09, 2009, 04:00:46 PM »
must be having an afternoon delight with her bf  :-\




























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« Reply #484 on: April 09, 2009, 04:02:07 PM »
 :hyper
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« Reply #485 on: April 09, 2009, 04:05:05 PM »
i knew it was you!

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« Reply #486 on: April 09, 2009, 04:06:11 PM »
Should have learned the clarinet Malek. 

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« Reply #487 on: April 10, 2009, 09:51:04 PM »
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« Reply #488 on: April 13, 2009, 06:29:37 PM »
Damn, Flannel Girl even looks good when she's Sweats Girl. She looks like she's gotten less sleep than me, but still looks hot in a pony-tail and jogging pants.

3 hour and fifteen minute exam

kill me

I think I typed 4500 words. Last I checked, with 15 minutes to go, I was at about 4000.

The first question threw me for a loop: Galloway was banned from Canada and I had to argue that Canadians' freedom of expression had been violated.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 06:53:06 PM by Malek »

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« Reply #489 on: April 13, 2009, 06:55:25 PM »
LOL @ my Arvieism

Know-It-All Number 2 is packing on the pounds. Her ass is now unbelievably enormous. Not that I mind.

Anyway, I left the heat on in my apartment, consequently, it's 90 degrees inside.


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« Reply #490 on: April 13, 2009, 07:30:47 PM »


The first question threw me for a loop: Galloway was banned from Canada and I had to argue that Canadians' freedom of expression had been violated.

wait, you had to argue that Canadians' freedom of expression were violated because a British MP wasn't allowed into the country? 

Yeah, that's different.
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« Reply #491 on: April 13, 2009, 08:00:31 PM »
Well, the SCC has held that freedom of expression includes the freedom to hear others express themselves; freedom of expression takes place within a community. Still had some difficulty because none of the case law that was assigned directly dealt with that issue, especially when the other party is a non-resident. It's different then, for example, banning an article by Galloway.

Second question also confused me: it involved an affirmative action program that was disputed by . . . another minority group because the program discriminated against them. This would be easy to solve using section 15(2) R. v. Kapp, but the government, in my fake case, simply created the program out of political expediency. According to Kapp, the program's objective must be to ameliorate the needs of a disadvantaged group. The object was convenience . . . so I then looked at older case law and concluded the program was discriminatory but was, nevertheless, saved by section 1.

For non-Canadians--and Arvie--Canadian rights and freedoms are limited by section 1. They can also be limited by section 33.

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« Reply #492 on: April 13, 2009, 08:40:08 PM »
I just spoke to my father; it's his 68th birthday.

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« Reply #493 on: April 13, 2009, 08:47:00 PM »
68, damn grats. He doing well in terms of health n shit?
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« Reply #494 on: April 13, 2009, 08:51:16 PM »
Ya I had dinner with my grandpa  yesterday and he is almost completely deaf now so having a conversion with him is near impossible.  You have to repeat things three times, each time louder, and he almost always misses what you said on the third on still but just give a yes or a 'hum' because he's embarrassed about not hearing.  Or worse he'll apologize repeatedly for not being able to hear.  He always seems so hurt about it.    :-\   And he always asks about the same three things.  Am, I driving yet [no], how are the girls at school [ :'(], and do I ever hang out with the guys any more [ :'( :'(].  I always feel like I've let him down when I can't really give him good answers.

Edit:  PD Maleks dad had a disabling stroke last year, remember.       

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« Reply #495 on: April 13, 2009, 09:30:26 PM »
you should probably just lie to your grandpa, FM. 
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« Reply #496 on: April 14, 2009, 12:27:17 AM »
I just spoke to my father; it's his 68th birthday.

 :-\

damn, you have an old dad.  My dad is just turning 50 in a couple weeks.
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« Reply #497 on: April 14, 2009, 12:36:10 AM »
you should probably just lie to your grandpa, FM. 

No.  What's worse is my grandma thinks I'm gay and probably tells him that I am.  I wish I could take home a girlfriend for dinner just once so that he could see I'm a total loser.   :-\
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« Reply #498 on: April 14, 2009, 12:41:46 AM »
No.  What's worse is my grandma thinks I'm gay and probably tells him that I am.  I wish I could take home a girlfriend for dinner just once so that he could see I'm a totus loser.   :-\
Yeah what is this?

You know what? This is a shit thread full of whiners. Close this thread. Leper Malek. Ban Arvie.

Edit: not a total loser
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« Reply #499 on: April 14, 2009, 12:53:47 AM »
I was focusing on Latin  :'(

Going back though passages from three weeks ago and being able to read them with complete ease is really cool. 

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« Reply #500 on: April 14, 2009, 12:55:05 AM »
Have you ever thought it might be good to master one language before trying to learn another?
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« Reply #501 on: April 14, 2009, 12:55:22 AM »
Well, the SCC has held that freedom of expression includes the freedom to hear others express themselves; freedom of expression takes place within a community. Still had some difficulty because none of the case law that was assigned directly dealt with that issue, especially when the other party is a non-resident. It's different then, for example, banning an article by Galloway.


Yeah, I figured that would be the reasoning.

Still, wasn't the technical reason he was banned not his views per se, but because he admitted to donating to Hamas and Hezbollah, ergo violating Canadian law regarding funding terrorist organizations?
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« Reply #502 on: April 14, 2009, 01:03:03 AM »
Have you ever thought it might be good to master one language before trying to learn another?

No I'm learning one so that I can write in it and, it being dead, no one will no that I spelt the words wrong. 

Tace, te meretrix *


Translators note: Tace, te meretrix means 'shut up you prostitute'. 

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« Reply #503 on: April 14, 2009, 01:06:30 AM »
Have you ever thought it might be good to master one language before trying to learn another?

No I'm learning one so that I can write in it and, it being dead, no one will no that I spelt the words wrong. 

Tace, te meretrix *


Translators note: Tace, te meretrix means 'shut up you prostitute'. 
You're doing this on purpose now smh.
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« Reply #504 on: April 14, 2009, 01:08:59 AM »
Perii!

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« Reply #505 on: April 14, 2009, 04:50:18 AM »

Yeah, I figured that would be the reasoning.

Still, wasn't the technical reason he was banned not his views per se, but because he admitted to donating to Hamas and Hezbollah, ergo violating Canadian law regarding funding terrorist organizations?

This really happened?  ???
* Malek checks google

I call shenanigans!
I was completely unfamiliar with this story. If this story was discussed in class, or if some students read a legal opinion piece on the story or actually read the legal submission requesting an interlocutory injunction, I was at a complete disadvantage.

edit:
My Charter professor, who's 85 and retiring, was the Attorney General of Manitoba. He and his father were both communists. As a result of his communist background, he was forbidden from entering the United States of America under the McCarran-Walter Act.

 :lol :lol :lol

Glad I answered that Galloway's ban is unjustified.

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« Reply #506 on: April 14, 2009, 05:01:00 AM »
My dad died at 62.  I stole all the oxycontin and liquid morphine I could before hospice got there.
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« Reply #507 on: April 14, 2009, 07:59:47 AM »
Why aren't these exams spread out more. I'm mentally drained and don't want to study.

Wish I didn't see Flannel Girl yesterday . . . now I can't stop thinking about her.

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« Reply #508 on: April 14, 2009, 08:09:33 AM »
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« Reply #509 on: April 14, 2009, 09:30:56 AM »
From John Doe v. Bennett, a case involving Catholic Church sexual abuse:

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"The awe in which Father Bennett was held by the community at large contributed to his ability to control his victims and thus to satisfy a prodigious appetite for constant sexual gratification."

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« Reply #510 on: April 14, 2009, 11:15:05 AM »
Why aren't these exams spread out more. I'm mentally drained and don't want to study.

Wish I didn't see Flannel Girl yesterday . . . now I can't stop thinking about her.

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« Reply #511 on: April 14, 2009, 11:58:05 AM »
flannel girl drama needs some more kick.  I know you're not interested in actually gaining a pair of balls anytime soon, but you could at least start sending her creepy anonymous love letters.  It will also make you feel better to express your feelings towards her, on a more serious note.

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« Reply #512 on: April 14, 2009, 12:07:33 PM »
Creepy love letters. . . ?

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« Reply #513 on: April 14, 2009, 12:14:14 PM »
 :hyper post them!

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« Reply #514 on: April 14, 2009, 12:18:12 PM »
That's not happening.

And I haven't sent then to her.

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« Reply #515 on: April 14, 2009, 12:42:39 PM »
That's not happening.

And I haven't sent then to her.
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Ok so today I woke up early to go to school to study for my latin test, my mom drove me to school and on the way we were hit by another car.  After all the insurance stuff was figured out I got to school only to realize I forgot my flash cards, so I took the bus back home to get.  Now I'm at home eating mini wheats and watching slayers.  Fuck. 


also on the bus there was middle aged women smelling her own hair.  Like she had a big clump in her hand and it was about halfway up her nose. 

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« Reply #516 on: April 14, 2009, 01:03:43 PM »
At least my typos make sense; the n key is right next to the m.


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« Reply #517 on: April 14, 2009, 01:18:06 PM »
Not on my keyboard. 

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« Reply #518 on: April 14, 2009, 01:41:20 PM »
Not on my keyboard. 

 this explains your spelling.

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« Reply #519 on: April 14, 2009, 01:58:51 PM »
When I was in youth orchestra I had a crush on the principal cellist, and it took me a year before I even got myself to talk to her, and she was actually very friendly but then I discovered she was only 15 which made me feel icky (I was 18 at the time).  I just looked her up and she's now a writer for a newspaper insert magazine in Arkansas.  She writes very typical human interest pieces which I'm not sure I can hold against her since I guess that's her job, but what I could do is stalk her by sending letters nitpicking stylistic flaws in every article she writes.  Think I should do it?
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« Reply #520 on: April 14, 2009, 02:02:43 PM »
When I was in youth orchestra I had a crush on the principal cellist, and it took me a year before I even got myself to talk to her, and she was actually very friendly but then I discovered she was only 15 which made me feel icky (I was 18 at the time).  I just looked her up and she's now a writer for a newspaper insert magazine in Arkansas.  She writes very typical human interest pieces which I'm not sure I can hold against her since I guess that's her job, but what I could do is stalk her by sending letters nitpicking stylistic flaws in every article she writes.  Think I should do it?

Why the hell not?
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« Reply #521 on: April 14, 2009, 02:04:44 PM »
Women just love it when your criticize their grammar, usage, punctuation, or general writing style.

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« Reply #522 on: April 14, 2009, 02:05:23 PM »
Women just love it when your criticize their grammar, usage, punctuation, or general writing style.

also criticize their food choices

"couldn't have had the low fat dressing?"
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« Reply #523 on: April 14, 2009, 02:06:14 PM »
"Are you Amish? Then why aren't you wearing any make-up!"

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« Reply #524 on: April 14, 2009, 02:31:52 PM »
"Are you pregnant?  Why aren't you cooking!"

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« Reply #525 on: April 14, 2009, 02:38:22 PM »
"Are you pregnant?  Why aren't you cooking!"

what mental process formed this juxtaposition?

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« Reply #526 on: April 14, 2009, 02:40:47 PM »
I already found a glaring grammatical error in one of her articles

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But the number of things that have remained the same are greater than the changes, Turner said.

"the number are ..."  :smug
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« Reply #527 on: April 14, 2009, 02:53:16 PM »
"Are you pregnant?  Why aren't you cooking!"

what mental process formed this juxtaposition?



Isn't there a saying about keeping a woman pregnant and on her feet...wait 'and'.   :'( :'( :'(  fuck. 

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« Reply #528 on: April 14, 2009, 03:03:49 PM »
I already found a glaring grammatical error in one of her articles

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But the number of things that have remained the same are greater than the changes, Turner said.

"the number are ..." 

 :smug:tophat:hump

I don't think so

Anyway, how many people do you think know that "a number of" is always treated as plural and "the number of" is always treated as singular?

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« Reply #529 on: April 14, 2009, 03:20:37 PM »
off to a Latin final.  Wish me luck. 

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« Reply #530 on: April 14, 2009, 03:21:26 PM »
off to a Latin final.  Wish me luck. 

Sign your name Biggus Dickus.
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« Reply #531 on: April 14, 2009, 03:21:59 PM »
I was never consciously aware of that being a rule in itself, but it seems intuitively obvious to me.  "A number of" functions as an adverbial phrase modifying the (plural) subject while "the number of" is itself the subject, together with a preposition that connects it with a modifying word or phrase.  Anyway, she's a professional writer now so I don't think it's too unreasonable a nitpick, though the proposed relentless nitpicking campaign would itself be unreasonable.
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« Reply #532 on: April 14, 2009, 04:11:33 PM »
I was never consciously aware of that being a rule in itself, but it seems intuitively obvious to me.  "A number of" functions as an adverbial phrase modifying the (plural) subject while "the number of" is itself the subject, together with a preposition that connects it with a modifying word or phrase.  Anyway, she's a professional writer now so I don't think it's too unreasonable a nitpick, though the proposed relentless nitpicking campaign would itself be unreasonable.

Yes, she's a professional writer in Arkansas. Most of her "readers" simply look at the pretty pictures next to her articles.

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« Reply #533 on: April 14, 2009, 04:17:45 PM »
She is too good a cello player to be inflicted with the soft bigotry of low expectations.
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« Reply #534 on: April 14, 2009, 10:12:05 PM »
4 hour exam and I was the only one there for the last 45 mins  :'(

off to a Latin final.  Wish me luck. 

Sign your name Biggus Dickus.

He would probably think that's funny, as he brought in life of Brain to class on day to show us the romans go home scene. 

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« Reply #535 on: April 14, 2009, 10:46:53 PM »
i'm trying to ingratiate you with your instructor
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« Reply #536 on: April 14, 2009, 11:33:41 PM »
God my algebra test fucking sucked  >:(...what the fuck is this thread suppose to be about anyway?
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« Reply #537 on: April 14, 2009, 11:50:58 PM »
Nothing.  It's a place to chat and watch shitty music videos.


It is not necessary to watch the videos though. 

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« Reply #538 on: April 15, 2009, 12:39:54 AM »
4 hour exam and I was the only one there for the last 45 mins  :'(

off to a Latin final.  Wish me luck. 

Sign your name Biggus Dickus.

He would probably think that's funny, as he brought in life of Brain to class on day to show us the romans go home scene. 

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« Reply #539 on: April 15, 2009, 12:41:10 AM »
Aww hell naw.
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