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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #540 on: April 15, 2009, 12:42:39 AM »
Leave me alone!   :'( :'( :'(

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« Reply #541 on: April 15, 2009, 12:43:38 AM »
Leave me aloan!   :'( :'( :'(

shit, man.
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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #542 on: April 15, 2009, 01:04:07 AM »
ya know how people with a temper count to ten everytime something pisses them off?

FM needs to adopt this strategy before he clicks "post"

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #543 on: April 15, 2009, 01:11:27 AM »
He would probably mess the order of counting up which will leave him in an infinite loop of rage.

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« Reply #544 on: April 15, 2009, 03:07:09 AM »
He would probably mess the order of counting up which will leave him in an infinite loop of rage.

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #545 on: April 15, 2009, 03:42:35 AM »
I already found a glaring grammatical error in one of her articles

Quote
But the number of things that have remained the same are greater than the changes, Turner said.

"the number are ..."  :smug
She's quoting someone, you're proselytising for nothing
« Last Edit: April 15, 2009, 03:54:41 AM by Fresh Prince »
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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #546 on: April 15, 2009, 05:08:24 AM »
The lack of quotation marks indicates she's paraphrasing, not quoting.

Public figure! Fair game

edit:
« Last Edit: April 15, 2009, 05:32:10 AM by Malek »

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #547 on: April 15, 2009, 11:28:59 AM »
Torts final in three hours. Don't feel very confident; I couldn't sleep all night.

Oh well, at least I'll see Flannel Girl again.

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #548 on: April 15, 2009, 11:30:10 AM »
so when do we get to see your log, Malek?


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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #549 on: April 15, 2009, 11:40:40 AM »
Torts final in three hours. Don't feel very confident; I couldn't sleep all night.

Oh well, at least I'll see Flannel Girl again.

slip one of your love letters in to her purse! :hyper

and by love letter I mean "Malek's Log".

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #550 on: April 15, 2009, 12:09:48 PM »
print out this thread and put the youtube vids on a disk and slip them to her. 

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« Reply #551 on: April 15, 2009, 12:12:06 PM »
print out this thread and put the youtube vids on a disk and slip them to her. 

then ask "would you like two CDs?"  when she looks at you funny trying to remember who you are because you look vaguely familiar, say "two SEE DEEEZ NUTS!"  and drop your pants
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« Reply #552 on: April 15, 2009, 12:18:53 PM »
Pro tip: tie your pants up with a rip cord before you do it.  That way you can stylishly get them off with fumbling around with a belt and button.  Also it increases the chances that you actually get to flash her before she screams. 

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KILL ME! KILL ME PLEASE
« Reply #553 on: April 15, 2009, 05:52:58 PM »
I don't think I've ever performed as poorly on an exam--my 27 LSAT's included.

Can I sue a meth dealer? Question seven, yes seven essay qusetions in two hours, was a bout a family suing a meth dealer. I had to create a legal argument. Who'd sue a meth dealer.

fuck me

EDIT:

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/saskatchewan/story/2008/01/08/drug-dealer-lawsuit.html?ref=rss

 :lol :lol

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT GOING TO CLASS.

Thank God I guessed negligence. I added product liability--YES PRODUCT FUCKING LIABILITY YOU MOTHER FUCKERS--and battery for good measure.


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KILL ME
« Reply #554 on: April 15, 2009, 05:56:38 PM »
Any suggestions on how I should kill myself?

Manabyte, any tips? I'll use your suggestions to cross things off my list as clearly ineffective.

And Flannel Girl looked so great, again.


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« Reply #555 on: April 15, 2009, 06:04:21 PM »
I can't find anything in my apartment that will kill me. Dental floss and a butter knife are currently my best bets.

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« Reply #556 on: April 15, 2009, 06:16:18 PM »
A Saskatchewan woman who says she nearly died from an overdose of crystal meth is claiming a legal victory over the man she claims sold her the street drug.

We are so cool   :tophat

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« Reply #557 on: April 15, 2009, 06:19:59 PM »
First Corner Gas and now meth. Well, at least it's an improvement.

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« Reply #558 on: April 15, 2009, 06:20:13 PM »
Saskatechewakasaskakkchakachakachakachakwaskatcheskatanwan

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« Reply #559 on: April 15, 2009, 06:21:07 PM »
Corner Gas just ended  :'( 

It was a great blow to our people. 

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Re: KILL ME
« Reply #560 on: April 15, 2009, 06:22:37 PM »
Any suggestions on how I should kill myself?

go outside (if you can) and sharpen the butterknife along the cement, go back and cut a 12 inch vertical slice .5 inches deep along each wrist, post pics when done

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #561 on: April 15, 2009, 06:23:44 PM »
not a big fan of blood--or going outside!

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« Reply #562 on: April 15, 2009, 06:27:39 PM »
stab your eyes first so you couldnt see the blood, shut the second eye before you stab the first to minimize the risk

also about the going outside thing, you probably have linoleum tiles in your bathroom right?  smash a tile w/ something heavy and use the broken tile pieces to hone your blade to a fine edge
« Last Edit: April 15, 2009, 06:33:19 PM by Drewsy »

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« Reply #563 on: April 15, 2009, 06:33:56 PM »
Any suggestions on how I should kill myself?

Guns are really the way to go.  Here in the land of the free, more than 50% of successful suicides use them, which is probably the real reason they are legal.
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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #564 on: April 15, 2009, 06:39:37 PM »
also since smashing a tile will probably be the most physical activity youve had in months it will likely release enough endorphins for you to feel better and not feel the need to kill yourself anymore!

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« Reply #565 on: April 15, 2009, 08:23:49 PM »
I don't think I've ever performed as poorly on an exam--my 27 LSAT's included.

Can I sue a meth dealer? Question seven, yes seven essay qusetions in two hours, was a bout a family suing a meth dealer. I had to create a legal argument. Who'd sue a meth dealer.

fuck me

EDIT:

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/saskatchewan/story/2008/01/08/drug-dealer-lawsuit.html?ref=rss

 :lol :lol

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT GOING TO CLASS.

Thank God I guessed negligence. I added product liability--YES PRODUCT FUCKING LIABILITY YOU MOTHER FUCKERS--and battery for good measure.



Don't show this story to Green Shinobi.
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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #566 on: April 15, 2009, 08:36:13 PM »
haha, I actually thought about him while reading the question.


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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #567 on: April 15, 2009, 08:49:48 PM »
So the Flannel Girl saga is coming to an end.

boy meets girl . . . kind of

posts about for 8 months

the end.


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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #568 on: April 15, 2009, 08:52:49 PM »
Do you think you would have done as harshly on that exam if you didn't waste time watching garbage like 24?  I mean, I can understand someone as feeble as fistful defending that shit, but the fact that you would waste the time to watch it in the first place makes me shake my head.  Couldn't you hae been doing something more productive like studying or drinking yourself into a stupor?
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« Reply #569 on: April 15, 2009, 08:56:44 PM »
White Man, I watched it while using the elliptical.

I studied for about 16 hours yesterday, woke up at 2 AM this morning, not by choice, and studied for about 10 more hours before the exam.  :-\




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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #570 on: April 15, 2009, 08:57:57 PM »
So the Flannel Girl saga is coming to an end.
boy meets girl . . . kind of
posts about for 8 months
the end.
Maybe you'll end up repeating classes together :heart
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« Reply #571 on: April 15, 2009, 08:59:57 PM »
White Man, I watched it while using the elliptical.

I studied for about 16 hours yesterday, woke up at 2 AM this morning, not by choice, and studied for about 10 more hours before the exam.  :-\

I stayed up until 730AM watching Mythbusters and then woke up at 10.  Since I take ambien nightly, on the nights I don't take it, I only need like an hour of sleep before I wake up with way too much energy/still drunk.
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« Reply #572 on: April 15, 2009, 09:02:15 PM »
So the Flannel Girl saga is coming to an end.

boy meets girl . . . kind of

posts about for 8 months

the end.



Haha, what a failure.
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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #573 on: April 15, 2009, 09:02:52 PM »
16 hours?!  :o

i can't study longer than 3 hours and i rarely even last that long. usually, i do it for 2 hours tops.
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« Reply #574 on: April 15, 2009, 09:05:19 PM »

So the Flannel Girl saga is coming to an end.
boy meets girl . . . kind of
posts about for 8 months
the end.
Maybe you'll end up repeating classes together :heart

Don't say mean things about Flannel Girl.  :punch

I have--had--a B+ average. . . . time to study for the criminal law exam.




Bud, it's not like I have a social life that's keeping me from studying.

Lot of students from Calgary and Vancouver (there's this sport, see, called hockey and the two cities are in the playoffs) so maybe that will soften up the curve for me.

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« Reply #575 on: April 15, 2009, 09:06:36 PM »
in that 16 hours how many times did you masturbate? 

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #576 on: April 15, 2009, 09:08:59 PM »
Shit, it's been about a week.

oh well . . . I'll have all summer to play with myself while Flannel Girl. . . .

[youtube=560,345]7hZI6qJBvDE[/youtube]

 :'(

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« Reply #577 on: April 15, 2009, 09:14:23 PM »
In this Canadian sitcom I writing, Flannel Girl can become a high powered corporate lawyer while you are still working as a public prosecutor. You guys eventually find each other, however Boogie steals her away from you. How will the team will survive this new rift? Will Canada's maple syrup stocks be safe? Will Arvie survive having his two besties fighting each other? Tune in next week.
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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #578 on: April 15, 2009, 09:19:41 PM »
that sitcom doesn't sound very funny  :wag

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« Reply #579 on: April 15, 2009, 09:23:09 PM »
It's a Canadian sitcom . . . they never are funny

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« Reply #580 on: April 15, 2009, 09:30:11 PM »
Unless it has Brent Butt in it.  We should get him to play Malek.  Paul Gross, Boogie.  The real Malek can play me not only to add to the injoke of us being confused, but because it would be humiliating for him.  He could also write it as it would be a natural extension of his writing career.     

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« Reply #581 on: April 15, 2009, 09:45:54 PM »
I didn't want to mention this

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #582 on: April 15, 2009, 09:46:53 PM »
What was that?

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #583 on: April 15, 2009, 09:56:08 PM »
God damn it people, post love songs or shit

I'm down to repeats
[youtube=560,345]vJvxjcY3Xcc[/youtube]

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #584 on: April 15, 2009, 09:59:01 PM »
[youtube=560,345]eiNpAyBuCd0[/youtube]

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #585 on: April 15, 2009, 09:59:29 PM »
[youtube=560,345]yjapUwcX8NU[/youtube]
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« Reply #586 on: April 15, 2009, 10:01:01 PM »
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« Reply #587 on: April 15, 2009, 10:03:22 PM »
[youtube=560,345]ipXZHbOMYFs[/youtube]

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #588 on: April 15, 2009, 10:22:57 PM »
[youtube=560,345]QMEPFZa4ZQo[/youtube]
You're not even her friend Malek  :'(
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« Reply #589 on: April 15, 2009, 10:28:50 PM »
goddamn i love the biz so much
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« Reply #590 on: April 15, 2009, 10:33:54 PM »
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« Reply #591 on: April 15, 2009, 11:09:31 PM »
[youtube=560,345]RW9Z4s55ysw[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]icr0eW1fRSs[/youtube]
 :'(
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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #592 on: April 16, 2009, 02:53:18 AM »
What is flannel girl's personality like anyway?  We know that she is hawt which is nice, but doesn't put her in too exclusive a club, and we know that she is an anarchist, which is cool for me but you don't seem to approve.  Have we ever gotten any other information about her? 

maybe there needs to be an Amazon recommendations page for potential love interests.  "if you like person X who is unattainable for you, we recommend W, Y and Z who are the downmarket versions"
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« Reply #593 on: April 16, 2009, 08:28:07 AM »
She seems very outgoing and confident. She's smart, funny, and seems to be pretty popular with the rest of her classmates.

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« Reply #594 on: April 16, 2009, 08:54:25 AM »
[youtube=560,345]spsVigJCvNU[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]LFSfdL5lPoY[/youtube]

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #595 on: April 16, 2009, 08:58:16 AM »
Great version of It's Only Love
[youtube=560,345]HN1SveAyEIs[/youtube]
« Last Edit: April 16, 2009, 09:00:34 AM by Malek »

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« Reply #596 on: April 16, 2009, 10:04:00 AM »
No.

Even if I did, I wouldn't post it on this forum. Guys on the internet are brutal bastards; you'd be making fun of her sharp knees or something.

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« Reply #597 on: April 17, 2009, 12:28:08 AM »
45 year-old Beatles' oldie
[youtube=560,345]gKl4ufehjpA&=fmt18[/youtube]

Well I beg you on my bended knees,
If you'll only listen to my pleas,
Is there anything I can do,
'cause I really can't stand it,
 I'm so in love with you.

Tell me why you cried,
and why you lied
to me.

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Re: Malek's Log
« Reply #598 on: April 17, 2009, 01:03:40 AM »
 am I the only one who comes in here just for the music clips  ?

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« Reply #599 on: April 17, 2009, 01:23:24 AM »
Yes.