Author Topic: Malek's Log (Read 50639 times)

Barry Egan · « **Reply #600 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:53:04 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 17, 2009, 01:23:24 AM

Yes.

qft.

The music clips just gets in the way of the schadenfreude

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #601 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:51:05 AM »

They show his descent into madness. The more clips he posts, the further he falls.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #602 on:** April 17, 2009, 03:38:20 AM »

Malek needs to learn from this song, which should be the theme song for his relationship with FG

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #603 on:** April 17, 2009, 09:57:33 AM »

I'm not too confident about today's cumulative criminal law exam; I've been to just one class since September. ooops! And during that one class I attended, I kept thinking about Flannel Girl because she was sitting right beside me.

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she even smells great

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bud · « **Reply #604 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:03:03 AM »

what's the colour of her eyes?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #605 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:05:15 AM »

smells great you say? Have you seen the movie Perfume? I think you know what you have to do. I expect her essence in the mail by next Friday.

Veidt · « **Reply #606 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:37:04 AM »

What does this F-girl look like?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #607 on:** April 17, 2009, 11:31:41 AM »

Quote from: bud on April 17, 2009, 10:03:03 AM

what's the colour of her eyes?

Her eyes are as blue as evilbore's theme

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #608 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:12:43 PM »

Did you listen to the song I posted?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #609 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:15:55 PM »

Quote from: Malek on April 17, 2009, 09:57:33 AM

I'm not too confident about today's cumulative criminal law exam; I've been to just one class since September. ooops! And during that one class I attended, I kept thinking about Flannel Girl because she was sitting right beside me.
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she even smells great
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Ask her if she has problems with feminine odor.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #610 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:19:12 PM »

A classy song about hittin' it in the bushes:

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re: Flannel Girl, you never know!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #611 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:43:58 PM »

There was sort of glitch with with my exam software. After logging into examsoft, the computer is supposed to restart and log me in to the special word-processor. Only that didn't happen, instead Windows froze, and on a subsequent restart, the software claimed that I never downloaded the exam in the first place and was not allowed to take it.The technician managed to fix the problem (minutes before the exam) but not before I had a major panic attack, a panic attack that only got worse when the exam started. I wasn't able to read for about half and hour into the exam. Even then I had no idea what I was reading. My typing wasn't any better. I think am nintenho and Arvie working together while on high on acid couldn't have done worse.

After 15 years of anxiety problems, i think I've had enough.

bud · « **Reply #612 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:51:31 PM »

that's this thread wtf

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #613 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:57:47 PM »

Poor Malek :'(

Ask if you can retake the exam if you do horribly on it. Are you on anti-anxiety medication?

I get stressed out with tests too. Yesterday I forgot my last name half way though signing a paper. Also I had a question where I was asked to place a 5 digit number into a hash table with capacity 10. I modded the whole number before I realized what I was doing. :'( Recursive will find that funny.

What's the verb for using modulus division btw?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #614 on:** April 17, 2009, 06:02:14 PM »

edit:

$:-\$

Barry Egan · « **Reply #615 on:** April 17, 2009, 06:02:44 PM »

uhh.....

bud · « **Reply #616 on:** April 17, 2009, 06:03:26 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #617 on:** April 17, 2009, 06:13:53 PM »

I need a drink, but I have two more exams to vainly study for. . . .
$:-\$

After Wednesday, I'm drinking like F. Scott Fitzgerald until my bank account runs dry.

TVC15 · « **Reply #618 on:** April 17, 2009, 06:14:45 PM »

Poor Malek.

All that lives must die,
Passing through nature to eternity.

Frailty, thy name is Flannel Girl. And lousy exam software.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #619 on:** April 17, 2009, 06:18:13 PM »

A normal human wouldn't have overreacted like I did. I didn't overreact outwardly--I've learned to hide my anxiety a bit--but on the inside I was screaming like a petulant three year old, then I collapsed on the floor and sucked my thumb.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #620 on:** April 17, 2009, 06:19:09 PM »

Flannel Girl keeps wearing sweats. The nickname makes no sense.

TVC15 · « **Reply #621 on:** April 17, 2009, 06:23:01 PM »

for Flannel Sweat Pants Girl.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #622 on:** April 18, 2009, 10:52:07 AM »

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Somebody in ~~flannel~~ sweats

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #623 on:** April 18, 2009, 10:58:37 AM »

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #624 on:** April 18, 2009, 11:01:12 AM »

[youtube=560,345]nmVW94UWgBg[/youtube]

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #625 on:** April 18, 2009, 11:04:57 AM »

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #626 on:** April 18, 2009, 11:07:53 AM »

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #627 on:** April 18, 2009, 11:24:01 AM »

So when you weren't going to classes, what did you do during those times?

Anyway, I can relate. After the past week of work, it's time to /life

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #628 on:** April 18, 2009, 11:40:05 AM »

That's a good question, but I have a lame answer: sleeping in, playing videogames, watching television, surfing the web, and occasionally reading.

Extended version of "You Never Give Me Your Money" with a long solo at the end.
[youtube=560,345]OvA64O2LySc[/youtube]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #629 on:** April 18, 2009, 08:21:28 PM »

I just really fucking bombed a calc test worth half my grade. I came in with a 80% and I'll be damned luck if end up higher than a 60%. :'( :'( :'(

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #630 on:** April 18, 2009, 08:33:10 PM »

what did it cover?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #631 on:** April 18, 2009, 08:40:18 PM »

Integrals (The basic stuff, trig substitution, improper integrals, rational by partial, volume and surface area ect).
Approximation
L' hospital's rule
Precise Definition of a limit
separable differential equations.

They gave questions that were way harder than what was on the practice test or the last midterm. $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #632 on:** April 18, 2009, 09:18:05 PM »

Sorry to hear about the test.
I should be studying for my property exam, but I'm watching basketball instead.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #633 on:** April 18, 2009, 09:18:55 PM »

o i c

All I know is when I took Calculus, I thought it was really tough but at the end of my school years, I'd give up my left nut to take a class as easy as Calculus.

Still, that is a lot of stuff to be covered. If there are curves in your class, you should be fine.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #634 on:** April 18, 2009, 09:38:52 PM »

I don't think there are curves. The class average on the first midterm was 50%. The second was 67% and that's after 100 people dropped the class after failing the first midterm.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #635 on:** April 19, 2009, 01:29:17 PM »

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I will only have two more chances to get to see Flannel Girl--maybe ever as I'm not sure whether I want to return to law school in September. The only plan I could think of to get a chance to talk to her is to "accidentally" bump into her (committing a battery).

LOL I fail at life.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #636 on:** April 19, 2009, 01:57:28 PM »

$:-\$ Don't quit.

What will you do if you don't do law school?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #637 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:02:14 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2009, 01:57:28 PM

$:-\$ Don't quit.

What will you do if you don't do law school?

I hear White Man is still looking for a sex-butler. I might consider the position if he promises to occasionally wear flannel.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #638 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:04:43 PM »

Go back to Toronto--I hear the economy is red hot.

$:-\$

:'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #639 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:05:58 PM »

Seriously don't quit. You're a quarter of the way done and think of the hell of LSAT you went though. I mean you tried so hard and got so far and in the end it won't even matter?

[youtube=560,345]RxFGbVgrbBc[/youtube]

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Seriously seriously though, go back in september.

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #640 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:09:41 PM »

Third of the way

linkin park and anime?

This is worse than the time Demi and White Man spammed my thread with Insane Clown Posse videos.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #641 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:21:39 PM »

I need to get linkin park out of my head

[youtube=560,345]Vx0mihxueBo[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]9eHiyOYAn08[/youtube]

And it's only doubts that we're counting
On fingers broken long ago
I read with every broken heart we should become
More adventurous
And if you banish me from your prophets
And if I get banished from the kingdom up above
I'd sacrifice money and heaven all for love
Let me be loved, let me be loved

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #642 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:24:50 PM »

Quote from: Malek on April 19, 2009, 02:09:41 PM

Third of the way

linkin park and anime?

This is worse than the time Demi and White Man spammed my thread with Insane Clown Posse videos.

I know it was my Super Rasengun Troll post.

Law school is only three years? That settles it you have to go back then.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #643 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:27:34 PM »

I'm not even really studying for my property law test for tomorrow, so maybe I'll flunk out.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #644 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:29:14 PM »

All 26 years have been lost years.

bud · « **Reply #645 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:29:24 PM »

malek, fuck you if you quit (law)school.
if you do, you'll end up wasting your life on the internet. we all know this.

stay in school

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #646 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:31:20 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on April 19, 2009, 02:28:16 PM

3 years of med school? well where will I ever going to use that?

Edit: What am I saying? you prolly made up your mind.

You could teach me mouth to mouth.

And malek is fickle. We can change it back for the better.

bud · « **Reply #647 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:36:43 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2009, 02:31:20 PM

We can chance it back for the better.

:'(

(you should definitely stay in school)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #648 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:39:49 PM »

g and c sound the same!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #649 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:42:10 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on April 19, 2009, 02:40:16 PM

EDIT: Stop correcting Arvie everyone. You're all just making him more nervous

This is true.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #650 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:22:58 PM »

Thank God* my property law professor is 100 years-old** and hasn't added a new case to his class since the early 80s. It means I can completely rely on old notes. I've printed out three sets of outlines, and they're nearly identical.***

*does not exist
**almost 100
***I did not print them out today; I'm not that reckless.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #651 on:** April 19, 2009, 04:38:53 PM »

you'll be over flannel girl by the end of summer, just in time for you to fall for some other arch-type of unattainable femininity next fall. Welcome to the rest of your life!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #652 on:** April 19, 2009, 05:08:43 PM »

Eh you'll finish your degree become a surburban lawyer, find some half decent woman, get married and pop out two children the get divorced after 15 years.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #653 on:** April 19, 2009, 05:51:08 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on April 19, 2009, 04:38:53 PM

you'll be over flannel girl by the end of summer, just in time for you to fall for some other arch-type of unattainable femininity next fall. Welcome to the rest of your life!

I've never felt this way about anyone before. Two girls come close: One was another hopeless infatuation; the other one ended at second base--or just short of second. $:-\$

I've never really cared about any of the girls I've been with, which probably explains why the relationships didn't last very long.

TVC15 · « **Reply #654 on:** April 19, 2009, 05:56:46 PM »

Malek, quit useless school come with me on my Cambodian world tour

We both know a legal career has zero chance of making you content.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #655 on:** April 19, 2009, 06:03:51 PM »

White Man, only if we visit the genocide museum--I hear that will cheer me up.

Quote from: Jinfash on April 19, 2009, 05:56:51 PM

Quote from: Malek on April 19, 2009, 05:51:08 PM
I've never felt this way about anyone before. Two girls come close: One was another hopeless infatuation; the other one ended at second base--or just short of second. $:-\$

I've never really cared about any of the girls I've been with, which probably explains why the relationships didn't last very long.

That's what everyone say, but time and time again, time proves them wrong. This is basically one of many reasons why people cheat on their spouses and (in my case) embrace polygamy.

I'm telling you that I can only think of two other girls I've had similar feeling towards. And I really don't recall thinking about them every single day. Fuck, an hour doesn't go by where I don't think about her.

TVC15 · « **Reply #656 on:** April 19, 2009, 06:08:37 PM »

If you kill her, you can never, ever forget about her again. The more humiliating death, the better. Just ties her down, take a couple of poops, couple of pisses on her. Make her swallow some shit. Stab her in the direct front of her throat, deeply, so she drowns on her blood. Will be the most memorable and last several minutes of her life. While she's still warm, roll her over and go to town and feel what it almost must have felt like when there was flowing blood. AT least it will be warm and you have 20 minutes before things stiffen up a bit.

Reb · « **Reply #657 on:** April 19, 2009, 06:10:24 PM »

We'll probably be described as a 4chan-like hate machine.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #658 on:** April 19, 2009, 06:13:23 PM »

When Malek changed the Subject title to "I'm ready to Manabyte the dust" I was convinced he had just fixed himself a garbage plate of meds.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #659 on:** April 19, 2009, 06:15:49 PM »

White Man, I'm pretty mentally fragile, but you need to try to manipulate someone who's a little slower and more susceptible to this kind of cajoling.

Chippo: I typed "I wanna manabyte the dust" Of course, like Manabyte, that means I'll never actually commit suicide.

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Author Topic: Malek's Log (Read 50639 times)