Author Topic: Who wants to fuck (Read 2965 times)

whiteACID · « **on:** December 05, 2006, 09:21:04 PM »

spice this place up?!

I DO

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:22:54 PM »

I got dibs on Willco

Bacon · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:23:17 PM »

This isn't very ladylike of you.

whiteACID · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:23:58 PM »

Don't be such a party pooper Bacon

Boogie · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:24:23 PM »

I wouldn't mind. (stay away from me, White Man!)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:26:43 PM »

This is freaky

I just had a porno in the background and Katsumi just said "hi big boy. I am here to fuck. And you?" Then I see this thread

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:27:44 PM »

I'd love to baby, you know that. Want to get some oils and edible underwear?

Bacon · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:32:53 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 05, 2006, 09:23:58 PM

Don't be such a party pooper Bacon

Could I take a girl that made this post home to my mother? I'm not so sure.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:36:59 PM »

Seriously, all this simping bullshit has got to stop. I'm going to ask flat out, who wants to fuck? We'd probably do it in a hotel, somewhere classy. Or in the back of my 97 Grand AM GT. However you want it you can get it. But nothing below a 7 I'm single, not desperate.

For reference here is what I look like:

With hat:

Without hat:

I have clear skin, so you can tell I am free of diseases. Women, feel free to hit me up.

So yeah, lets have at it, shall we?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:40:16 PM »

cloud

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #10 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:41:06 PM »

damn, i just went to go get agua!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:43:41 PM »

Replace TBS pics with Cloud pics (with and without a hat) and it would be the bestest post on Evilbore ever

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2006, 09:48:46 PM »

Cloud FTW

Blue Tsunami's suggestion FTW too

anthonyOA · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:13:40 PM »

the answer is yes.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:17:19 PM »

i thought this thread would be much more hoppin' by the time i got back.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:18:47 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 05, 2006, 10:17:19 PM

i thought this thread would be much more hoppin' by the time i got back.

whiteAcid needs to respond again. That'll spark this doobie up.

futami · « **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:19:53 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 05, 2006, 09:21:04 PM

spice this place up?!

I DO

i'll fuck your small little mouth, shoving my dick so far back in your throat that your eyes will water up.

i'll leave your ass gaping from repeated pipe-pounding sodomy.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:20:34 PM »

Worst futami impersonator ever.

On topic, I want to fuck.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:20:46 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 05, 2006, 10:18:47 PM

whiteAcid needs to respond again. That'll spark this doobie up.

the second half of that clearly outlines the problem we're having

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:23:46 PM »

1. I did it waaaaaaaaaaaaay better.
2. no

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:25:01 PM »

cloudwalking · « **Reply #21 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:25:42 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 05, 2006, 10:25:01 PM

No

:'(

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:26:20 PM »

your two's shit is gayer than five dodes blowing six dodes

cloudwalking · « **Reply #23 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:26:57 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 05, 2006, 10:26:20 PM

your two's shit is gayer than five dodes blowing six dodes

sounds hot to me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:27:23 PM »

You got the number, it's on you to make the call
You know I cum quick; help you re-decorate your walls
Cut your backyard, don't have to act hard to get the cock
And if I'm goin too far, I take it out and wipe it off
and put it back up, and keep going
You tryin to hide it from your husband but I know he be knowin
that your pussy's been tampered with
Did you show him the new trick of how you can make it smoke a cancer stick
You be workin it like a dancer bitch, it's hard on me
Not to give you all of my time, that you wanted
You can give me some head, but keep the breakfast in bed
I'd rather spend my mornin diggin through some records instead
But, tonight, I guess it'd be aight if we can touch bases
Hookup somewhere and exchange some "Fuck Faces"
I know your man's lookin for ya, he's always tryin to run ya
Don't worry bout me handcuffin gul cause I just wanna fuck witchu

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:27:42 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on December 05, 2006, 10:26:57 PM

sounds hot to me

yes but it's GAY

whiteACID · « **Reply #26 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:48:45 PM »

ASS NINJAS UNITE!

Prost · « **Reply #27 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:49:19 PM »

not anyone in this thread, besides maybe mupepe

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** December 05, 2006, 11:22:17 PM »

Quote from: Prost on December 05, 2006, 10:49:19 PM

not anyone in this thread, besides maybe mupepe

xnikki118x · « **Reply #29 on:** December 05, 2006, 11:33:20 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #30 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:31:58 AM »

Im pretty into fucking really. Its a pretty zany concept though, like one time I was porking this babe and I was like "woah, this is pretty crazy."

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #31 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:43:39 AM »

I could use some weed and a good fuck right now. With all this stress and shit with my mom in the hospital right now i'm going insane. So yes i want to fuck

etiolate · « **Reply #32 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:53:22 AM »

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #33 on:** December 06, 2006, 03:11:13 AM »

I dunno if any of you are pretty enough for me to fuck.

Well, except Mupepe

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #34 on:** December 06, 2006, 09:05:35 AM »

Always.

I'm not much to look at, but I got it goin on in the pants.

morphix · « **Reply #35 on:** December 06, 2006, 09:14:25 AM »

I am GTG!

Alls I can say is if I have to buy new cloths for some fancy Xmas party on Saturday I better get some tonight

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** December 06, 2006, 09:23:16 AM »

Does anyone want to cyber with me? I've never done it before

anthonyOA · « **Reply #37 on:** December 06, 2006, 09:48:52 AM »

my e-penis belongs to one lady!

Diablos · « **Reply #38 on:** December 06, 2006, 09:51:52 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on December 05, 2006, 09:36:59 PM

Seriously, all this simping bullshit has got to stop. I'm going to ask flat out, who wants to fuck? We'd probably do it in a hotel, somewhere classy. Or in the back of my 97 Grand AM GT. However you want it you can get it. But nothing below a 7 I'm single, not desperate.

For reference here is what I look like:

With hat:
(Image removed from quote.)

Without hat:
(Image removed from quote.)

I have clear skin, so you can tell I am free of diseases. Women, feel free to hit me up.

So yeah, lets have at it, shall we?

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** December 06, 2006, 12:21:30 PM »

Quote from: Fatghost28 on December 06, 2006, 03:11:13 AM

I dunno if any of you are pretty enough for me to fuck.

Well, except Mupepe

I'm so flattered

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Author Topic: Who wants to fuck (Read 2965 times)

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