Author Topic: If you could die and start over again, what would you do? (Read 3163 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** March 28, 2009, 10:15:06 PM »

I've spent the last two weeks thinking of this. I am curious to hear what Malek says.

drohne · « **Reply #1 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:18:56 PM »

'to know that you can do better next time, unrecognizably better, and that there is no next time, and that it is a blessing there is not, there is a thought to be going on with.'

i think i got that slightly wrong, but it's from malone dies, and uh...it's good isn't it

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:23:26 PM »

Would I be able to retain any lessons?
doesn't matter . . .
I'd just make the same mistakes again.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:24:14 PM »

Do we get to come back with previous knowledge? Because if not I would probably just come back as a creepy friendless fuck who can't spell once again. :'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Actually even with previous knowledge I would still fail. :'(

[close]

edit: F you malek.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:25:00 PM »

ARVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:26:05 PM »

I

-ed you first jerk.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:26:13 PM »

I quit the Internet!

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:26:21 PM »

Let's say you retained important previous knowledge, but you do not solidly KNOW said knowledge. When it comes to you, it comes to you as something like a gut feeling or an intuition.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:27:21 PM »

Does it have to be a painful death?

I would probably resolve to do everything differently and better, then end up doing everything the same (or even worse). That's what's always happened whenever I've gotten second (third, fourth ...) chances within this life, so I don't know why a whole second life would be any different.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:28:09 PM »

Like you could Malek! The internet will quit you first

Whiteman, are important events exactly the same? otherwise I don't think the life lessons would matter.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:29:01 PM »

No, you are not living the exact same life.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #11 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:29:21 PM »

it doesn't matter would i would want to do because i would probably just end up doing it all the same.

edit: looks like i've been beaten to the punch when it comes to the hypothetical self defeating party

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:29:56 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:29:01 PM

No, you are not living the exact same life.

No then I wouldn't.

bud · « **Reply #13 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:30:07 PM »

malek can't quit the internet... it's all he has!

drohne · « **Reply #14 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:30:28 PM »

Quote from: fistful

start tagging and organizing my natalie portman pictures RIGHT WHEN I DOWNLOAD THEM, would save me a lot of work

you meant to say

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:30:56 PM »

drohne

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 28, 2009, 10:27:21 PM

I would probably resolve to do everything differently and better, then end up doing everything the same (or even worse). That's what's always happened whenever I've gotten second (third, fourth ...) chances within this life, so I don't know why a whole second life would be any different.

You too. $:-\$

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #16 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:32:04 PM »

Quote from: drohne on March 28, 2009, 10:30:28 PM

Quote from: fistful
start tagging and organizing my natalie portman pictures RIGHT WHEN I DOWNLOAD THEM, would save me a lot of work

you meant to say

but thats already how i did it.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #17 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:32:08 PM »

I'd probably warn myself that my dad suffers from narcissistic personality disorder and should not be trusted.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:32:57 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:29:56 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:29:01 PM
No, you are not living the exact same life.

No then I wouldn't.

Jesus, why would you want to be you twice? Don't you hate yourself enough already? You should.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:33:30 PM »

I think the better question is what you would tell other yourself if you could?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:34:29 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:32:57 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:29:56 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:29:01 PM
No, you are not living the exact same life.

No then I wouldn't.

Jesus, why would you want to be you twice? Don't you hate yourself enough already? You should.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #21 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:35:45 PM »

If you could actually stop being gay, would you do it?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:36:33 PM »

I have actually thought a lot about this of late. I've thought about all the things I'd do differently if only I had the chance. I'd love to redo just this year of law school. Do it over again: actually attend classes, actually talk in class, actually talk to Flannel Girl. But, knowing myself, I'd just do things the exact same way.

Even if I can't relive the past, I can change how I act in the future, right?

Not likely.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:34:29 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:32:57 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:29:56 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:29:01 PM
No, you are not living the exact same life.

No then I wouldn't.

Jesus, why would you want to be you twice? Don't you hate yourself enough already? You should.

You said you wouldn't do it if it were not the exact same life.

My response (which is still correct) is WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE YOURSELF TWICE, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:40:29 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:36:41 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:32:57 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:29:56 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:29:01 PM
No, you are not living the exact same life.

No then I wouldn't.

Jesus, why would you want to be you twice? Don't you hate yourself enough already? You should.

You said you wouldn't do it if it were not the exact same life.

My response (which is still correct) is WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE YOURSELF TWICE, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?

If the past was the same I would want to because then I would have the chance not to be myself again, cigarillo-lay.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #25 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:42:41 PM »

curses!

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:42:52 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:40:29 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:36:41 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:32:57 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:29:56 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:29:01 PM
No, you are not living the exact same life.

No then I wouldn't.

Jesus, why would you want to be you twice? Don't you hate yourself enough already? You should.

You said you wouldn't do it if it were not the exact same life.

My response (which is still correct) is WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE YOURSELF TWICE, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?

If the past was the same I would want to because then I would have the chance not to be myself again, cigarillo-lay.

But you have the same chance, guaranteed, in the scenario you are rejecting!

JIN: I am done with him, these silly arguments because he can't even read.

Diunx · « **Reply #27 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:43:11 PM »

I would probably try to play some sport, drink my milk and lower my standards when it comes to teh ladies.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:44:11 PM »

But events wouldn't be the same, and the chances of Whiteman actually being a live after all the shit he's been though is very slim. One can only hope that he dies young in this other reality.

Diunx · « **Reply #29 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:44:53 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on March 28, 2009, 10:35:02 PM

Gay Bore, would you rather be reborn as straight if you had the option?

That would make an awesome gaf thread.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #30 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:45:30 PM »

Quote

I'd like to be a Pianist. It's something that Ive always wanted to do, ever since I was a young lad but I felt that I should play the guitar as it was more manly. That didn't go so well, so now I must live with the realization that I can never be the pianist Ive always wanted to be.

uh, why not?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:45:53 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:42:52 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:40:29 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:36:41 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:32:57 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:29:56 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:29:01 PM
No, you are not living the exact same life.

No then I wouldn't.

Jesus, why would you want to be you twice? Don't you hate yourself enough already? You should.

You said you wouldn't do it if it were not the exact same life.

My response (which is still correct) is WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE YOURSELF TWICE, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?

If the past was the same I would want to because then I would have the chance not to be myself again, cigarillo-lay.

But you have the same chance, guaranteed, in the scenario you are rejecting!

JIN: I am done with him, these silly arguments because he can't even read.

No because you said I would get some kind of intuitive knowledge that would increase my chances of doing the right thing. You can't even fallow your own other reality logic.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #32 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:46:07 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on March 28, 2009, 10:35:02 PM

Gay Bore, would you rather be reborn as straight if you had the option?

probably not. I'm kinda biased seeing as how I'm gay now.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:47:37 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:45:53 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:42:52 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:40:29 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:36:41 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:32:57 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:29:56 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 28, 2009, 10:29:01 PM
No, you are not living the exact same life.

No then I wouldn't.

Jesus, why would you want to be you twice? Don't you hate yourself enough already? You should.

You said you wouldn't do it if it were not the exact same life.

My response (which is still correct) is WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE YOURSELF TWICE, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?

If the past was the same I would want to because then I would have the chance not to be myself again, cigarillo-lay.

But you have the same chance, guaranteed, in the scenario you are rejecting!

JIN: I am done with him, these silly arguments because he can't even read.

No because you said I would get some kind of intuitive knowledge that would increase my chances of doing the right thing. You can't even fallow your own other reality logic.

You'd have that knowledge in either scenario, whether you decided to be Arvie or New Person.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:49:11 PM »

fallow?

I can't believe your browser has a built-in spell checker. Turn it off one day; I want to see what your posts would be like.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #35 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:50:05 PM »

I'd also tell myself to start using rogaine at 14 :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:51:02 PM »

Speaking of hair loss, I'm starting to lose a lot of hair around my temples.

FML

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:51:33 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on March 28, 2009, 10:50:05 PM

I'd also tell myself to start using rogaine at 14 :'(

I'd tell myself that shaving the couple stray shoulder hairs is a BAD idea.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #38 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:51:57 PM »

- I wouldn't have been such a fat fuck from 12-19.

- Would have never spent money on games.

- Would avoid forums at all costs (10,000+ hours wasted, guaranteed)

I think these three decisions (getting fat, blowing money on games, on forums) were probably the most damaging overall.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #39 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:52:57 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 28, 2009, 10:51:02 PM

Speaking of hair loss, I'm starting to lose a lot of hair around my temples.

FML

People bald at the temples first? i always thought it was the top of the hair line that receded first.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #40 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:53:29 PM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #41 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:55:19 PM »

Arvie must have fucked up on the second letter

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:55:31 PM »

TEXP, yet you still waste time on forums despite knowing just how wasteful and pointless the time spent here is. If you can't learn the lesson now, how would you be able learn it if you started your life all over again?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #43 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:56:21 PM »

too bad you missed the stealth edit.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:56:22 PM »

a and o sound like the same thing, k.

fuck all of you

:'( :'( :'( :'(

I'm leaving the internet, malek style.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #45 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:57:59 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 28, 2009, 10:55:31 PM

TEXP, yet you still waste time on forums despite knowing just how wasteful and pointless the time spent here is. If you can't learn the lesson now, how would you be able learn it if you started your life all over again?

The general habit of going on forums for years is what I chalk it up to.

I just wouldn't bother with forums if I were to do it all over again.

Lafiel · « **Reply #46 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:58:28 PM »

- Would Avoid Internet gaming forums and IM. (so many hours wasted on them. :'( )
That's it, posting on internet forums is probably my biggest regret in life.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #47 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:58:54 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 10:56:22 PM

a and o sound like the same thing, k.

fuck all of you

:'( :'( :'( :'(

I'm leaving the internet, malek style.

"That's a bald thread. Well u fallow threw?"

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #48 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:59:58 PM »

did being fat turn you into the cynical bitch you are today texp? I bet it did.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #49 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:02:05 PM »

Sure, two weeks owoy fram the 'bare storing tamarraw.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #50 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:06:46 PM »

oh yea - WEAR YOUR RETAINER

and the following people had a crush on you. Please sleep with them this time:

Ruby
Cohn
Rose
Letofsky
That girl from Tom's Havana

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #51 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:08:52 PM »

If I could do it all over again, Flannel Girl would still end up with someone else. So, there's no point.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:11:32 PM »

i don't think anyone has ever had a crush on me. :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #53 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:12:26 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 28, 2009, 11:11:32 PM

i don't think anyone has ever had a crush on me. :'(

White Man wanted to use your mouth as a toilet. That's close enough.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #54 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:13:23 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on March 28, 2009, 11:06:46 PM

oh yea - WEAR YOUR RETAINER

and the following people had a crush on you. Please sleep with them this time:

Ruby
Cohn
Rose
Letofsky
That girl from Tom's Havana

and letisha

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #55 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:14:13 PM »

Name me a mouth Whiteman would not foul, and I will find meaning in his want of mine.

Diunx · « **Reply #56 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:14:27 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on March 28, 2009, 11:06:46 PM

oh yea - WEAR YOUR RETAINER

and the following people had a crush on you. Please sleep with them this time:

Ruby
Cohn
Rose
Letofsky
That girl from Tom's Havana

Ditto in the retainer, I also rejected a couple of girls that had a crush on me but they were pretty ugly

Rman · « **Reply #57 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:36:57 PM »

I'd risk more and reflect more. That's it.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #58 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:46:41 PM »

I'd bang this one girl who really wanted me in high school. I didn't because she had a humongous nose, and I saw her the other day and she got an awesome nose job and she's fucking smoking now. $:-\$

Rman · « **Reply #59 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:52:19 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 28, 2009, 11:48:39 PM

Maybe I can still become a pianist. What do you guys think? Can the piano be played even if I have bad hands?

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 28, 2009, 11:46:41 PM
I'd bang this one girl who really wanted me in high school. I didn't because she had a humongous nose, and I saw her the other day and she got an awesome nose job and she's fucking smoking now. $:-\$

You didn't because of a nose? A FUCKING NOSE??!? Was it an Adrian Brody nose? It better have been.

What do you mean by bad hands?

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Author Topic: If you could die and start over again, what would you do? (Read 3163 times)