Omegle is quite fun

[mojovonio]

http://omegle.com/

[Veidt]

I've met some awesome girl there today.

[Flannel Boy]

Stranger: sitting
You: on a chair?
Stranger: on my toilet
You: oh
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: itss stuckk
You: multi tasking is always good
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i could take a picture and show you
You: i'm good
You: this is a pure text chat, I hope!

This is worse than twitter or one of my diary threads.

[Diunx]

You: What up chinola?
Stranger: ywhats chinola?
You: a fruit
Stranger: like chiquita?
You: what?
You: whats a chiquita?
You: a small hooker?
Stranger: a banana.
Stranger: doy.
You: but what if the banana is big?
You: do you still call it chiquita?

This is pretty lame.

[Reb]

Stranger: Hi
You: hi!
Stranger: Hi!!
You: HI ^_^
Stranger: HI^_______________________^
You: how'd you end up here?
Stranger: i clicked buttons
Stranger: clickity click
Stranger: <click>
You: ^_^_^
You: siamese
Stranger: very cute
You: thanks
Stranger: SO STRANGER
Stranger: I'm going biking
Stranger: there are heavy winds though


OK

[Yeti]

I'm talking to a guy who is procrastinating on work for his law school, I asked if he was Malek. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey babe
You: babe?
Stranger: Yeah
You: O Ya
Stranger:
You: you have beautiful semicolen eyes
Stranger: That's racist
You: lol
Stranger: Lol?
You: bad conversationalist I know
Stranger: Who?
You: me.
Stranger: Who's Me? The only people here are You and Stranger
Stranger: Yoo hoo? Babe?
You: sorry, I was planning a witty response
Stranger: I'm waiting
You: the babe thing makes me uncomfortable, unless you are a girl.
You: the planning was still in stage one
Stranger: What if I'm not?
You: Tauntaun! :0
Stranger: Huh?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you the girl from CT i was just talking to?
You: If I say no, are you going to abandon me like my parents did?
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Stranger: Greetings
Stranger: I am a robot
You: I am also a robot
You: I like to eat metal and drink oil
You: clank clank clank
Stranger: i shit microchips
Stranger: my name is electrotron 5000
You: my name is quantor 3200
You: it is a pleasure to interface with you
Stranger: acknowledged
Stranger: beep
Stranger: 101100010101010101010111000000101010111100001

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I just talked for 50 minutes with a girl from Canada and then exchanged actual contact info

[Costanza]

I'm talking to this cool 17 yr old girl from Finland. We moved to MSN now  

[Madrun Badrun]

I just talked for 50 minutes with a girl from Canada and then exchanged actual contact info

 

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[BlueTsunami]

I just talked for 50 minutes with a girl from Canada and then exchanged actual contact info

I think half the userbase on this thing are looking to talk to a girl (A/S/L?!?!?!) and the half that isn't seems to connect with said women and actually exchange info (seen this on GAF).

I personally had a long discussion about House MD with a girl yesterday, no info exchange though, I bailed

[Flannel Boy]

I just talked for 50 minutes with a girl from Canada and then exchanged actual contact info

Stay away from Flannel Girl.

[Lafiel]

Stranger: sup taco
You: DIE
Stranger: butthurt?

 

[Costanza]

I personally had a long discussion about House MD with a girl yesterday, no info exchange though, I failed

fixed

[Bildi]

Stranger: b9

After a couple of seconds I closed the window out of trepidation.

So ends my first chat experience.

[Costanza]

It's so nice talking to foreign girls. Everything is so simple because they barely understand English.

[pilonv1]

i just got disconnected by someone from brazil

[Diunx]

Stranger: Hello, this is Chris with Omegle Customer Support, how can I assist you?
You: Every one here has a penis
You: I want someone with a vagina
Stranger: WHAAAAA?

Every time I ask "penis or vagina?" the answer is always both. smh.

[Lafiel]

Stranger: Greetings
Stranger: I am a robot
You: I am also a robot
You: I like to eat metal and drink oil
You: clank clank clank
Stranger: i shit microchips
Stranger: my name is electrotron 5000
You: my name is quantor 3200
You: it is a pleasure to interface with you
Stranger: acknowledged
Stranger: beep
Stranger: 101100010101010101010111000000101010111100001

Was this you?

You: i own
Stranger: Hello, i'm a robot, how can i help you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[pilonv1]

Stranger: b9

shit I just got that guy too

[Howard Alan Treesong]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HeLLO
You: HoW ARe YoU
Stranger: i Am GrAnD HoW AbOuT YoU?
You: I aM aWeSoMe
Stranger: Do YoU pLaY ThE GaMe?
You: OmEgLe Is thE gAme
You: i pLay IT WeLl]
Stranger: nO ThIs Is

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You: GOATSE.CX'D D:
You: you \b\astard
Stranger: lulz

[pilonv1]

ok this is getting creepy now

[Diunx]

You: hi!
Stranger: female?
You: yeah why not
Stranger: male
You: wanna fuck me in the ass or vagina?
Stranger: Ass
You: I have aids though so you gonna have to use a rubber
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have msn?
You: give me your credit card number so I can buy you a plane ticket
Stranger: ok
Stranger: one moment
Stranger: 06500
You: dude hurry up! I'm super wet
Stranger: 06500-2540-6325-0000
You: You should recieved a plane ticket to nigeria before the end of next week in your mail.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: .i.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[pilonv1]

[Costanza]

fuck yeah

found a girl from argentina who likes the pixies

[Diunx]

fuck yeah

found a girl from argentina who likes the pixies

How do you keep finding girls? this is a fucking cock soup for me.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I am conversing with three different girls right now

[BlueTsunami]

You: hi!
Stranger: female?
You: yeah why not
Stranger: male
You: wanna fuck me in the ass or vagina?
Stranger: Ass
You: I have aids though so you gonna have to use a rubber
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have msn?
You: give me your credit card number so I can buy you a plane ticket
Stranger: ok
Stranger: one moment
Stranger: 06500
You: dude hurry up! I'm super wet
Stranger: 06500-2540-6325-0000
You: You should recieved a plane ticket to nigeria before the end of next week in your mail.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: .i.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

You: Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: superman
You: What if Batman had kryptonite
Stranger: batman
You: what if superman were actually iron man disguised as superman

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I get awful people. I did have a wicked conversation with a girl that lasted 2 hours though, but FF crashed. Omegle is pretty addictive.

[Diunx]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna hear a joke?
You: not really
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ok I'm addicted

[Costanza]

oh fuck

I just fucked up and let this argentinian girl disconnect without asking for contact info

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Stranger: BATMAN!
Stranger: ARE YOU THERE?
You: YES SUPERMAN, WHAT IS IT
Stranger: I AM IN TROUBLE!
You: IS IT THE JOKER AGAIN BATMAN? HE IS QUITE THE RASCAL
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: ITS SOMETHING DIFFERENT!
Stranger: I HAVE THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD!
Stranger: I JUST HAVE TO SING IT WITH SOMEONE!
You: LET ME USE MY X-RAY VISION TO LOOK INSIDE YOUR HEAD
You: OH...THAT'S A CATCHY ONE
Stranger: YEAH
You: PERHAPS IF I SING IT WITH MY SUPER BREATH IT WILL BE REMOVED
You: LET'S GO
Stranger: I WANN BE THE VERY BEST!
You: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST!
You: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!
Stranger: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND!
You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
Stranger: EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND!
You: THE POWER THAT'S
INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
Stranger: POKEMOOOOOON!
You: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!!!
You: HOW WAS THAT BATMAN
Stranger: FUCK I FEEL WAY BETTER!
You: ROCK ON, BAT BROTHER!
Stranger: THANKS SUPERMAN!
You: ANYTIME. I HEAR JIMMY GOT STUCK IN THE REVOLVING DOOR AT THE DAILY PLANET SO I BETTER JET.
Stranger: OKAY MAN!
Stranger: LOVE YOU!
You: RIGHT "BAT" ATCHA

[Enl]

You: Arf!
Stranger: sparky?
You: Woof woof!
Stranger: Sparky it is you!
You: *pant*  *pant* *pant*
Stranger: cmere boy
You: *lick*
You: Aroooo!
Stranger: *starts massaging dogs penis*
Stranger: goood boyyy
You:
You: *hump* *hump* *hump*
Stranger: you like that doncha boy?
You: Arf!
You: *HUMP!!!*
Stranger: *pulls off shirt to reveal 34 C tits
You: ARRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!
You: *lick*
Stranger: good boy mamas missed you
You: *Sparky gets distracted and goes to a bowl of food*
You: *chomp* *chomp* *chomp*
Stranger: pulls off thong underwear "your not just gonna leave me unsatisfied are ya boy?
You: Excuse me sir. What are you doing to my dog???
Stranger: fucking it what are you doing?
You: Oh my... what the f...
Stranger: smacks you with a shovel and pulls out 8 inch cock
Stranger: begins raping you slowly
Stranger: "yeh boy you like IT!"
You: *grabs the giant dildo off of strangers couch and begins smacking him n the head repeatedly*
Stranger: restrains dildo and uses it for dp on owner
You: Get off of me! What the hell do you think you're doing!
Stranger: "oh baby ima butter yo bread
You: Stumpy! Sic him fella!!
You: *Stumpy runs over and tears into cheeseburger's groin*
Stranger: nice talkin to yeh

Never before have I felt so violated on the interwebs.  :'(

[Diunx]

Stranger: lets talk, dude
You: wanna talk about batman?
Stranger: can be
Stranger: batman > superman
You: hell yeah!
You: superman is a fucking pussy
Stranger: but joker > batman
You: batman gets shit done without super powers
You: plus he gets tons of pussy
Stranger: i agree
You: batman is like james bond dressed as a bat
Stranger: the best batman was Michael Keaton
You: fuck no!
You: he was too ugly
You: christian bale is the best
Stranger: hahah ok
Stranger: no
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: Michael Keaton or Val Kilmer
Stranger: but i prefer Michael Keaton
You: Val Kilmer is awesome but forever sucked
You: who do you think is gonna be the villian in the next movie?
Stranger: i have no idea
You: I think is going to be talia
You: the daughter of ras al ghu
Stranger: i dont like woman villians
You: maybe lady shiva too
Stranger: yesterday i saw Seven Pounds
Stranger: did you see it ?
You: nah
You: I hate will smith
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Harson?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I got connected to an asian high school girl who lives 15 minutes from me

[Veidt]

I've met this awesome girl yesterday. We talked for ours and exchanged pics. She's frikkin' gorgeous

[Costanza]

I've met this awesome girl yesterday. We talked for ours and exchanged pics. She's frikkin' gorgeous

Post pics?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND
You: GOOD EVENING
Stranger: THAT IS A BAND?
You: oh man um um
You: um
You: um
You: um
You: oh geez
Stranger: UM
You: uhhhh
Stranger: go
Stranger: go
You: UMMMM
Stranger: do it
Stranger: omg
You: AHHH
You: NO
You: AHHH
Stranger: what
Stranger: omg
You: SO MUCH PRESSURE
You: AHHH
You: AHH
You: AHHH
Stranger: i will go first
You: CREED
Stranger: OMFG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Veidt]

I've met this awesome girl yesterday. We talked for ours and exchanged pics. She's frikkin' gorgeous

Post pics?

Give me your msn, I'll show you.

[pilonv1]

You: hi
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: they are on the way
You: awesome

[Lafiel]

Stranger: You ever sprayed deodorant up your ass?
You: no nor have i ever thought about it
Stranger: you should do it some time
Stranger: pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

and this one that came out of no-where

'Stranger: i fail
You: lmao
You: owned
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: i screwed up having sex with my friend
You: thats sad
Stranger: sucks
Stranger: i know
Stranger: its like i cant get her in the mood or something
Stranger: idk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.'

[Costanza]

I was having a nice conversation with this girl for an hour and then the subject moved to movies and she said she liked Disaster Movie. I almost wish I was being trolled instead

[Reb]

People with no taste like you, that shouldn't be surprising?

[elektrikluv]

Omegle is pretty awesome, I've managed to have a couple of really long and meaningful conversations that ended up moving to msn!

[Veidt]

Post it here Veidt.

Bloody no good for nothing muslim  

lol

[Ganhyun]

hmmm lets try this out....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: german, pls be german!
You: nope sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

[recursivelyenumerable]

I thought this would be like the ultimate version of Peggle.

[Veidt]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl?
Stranger: boy
You: girl?
Stranger: u are girl?
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: no
You: I'm from an islan
You: island
Stranger: u are girl or what?
You: LOST

:lol:lol

[Costanza]

I wonder why this site became so popular in Finland, Sweden and Brazil. Every foreign person I talked to came from one of those countries.

 

[Veidt]

hahah.
 I dunno man, but I've had some pretty fun times with LOST:

You: I think I know who yo uare
Stranger: rly?
You: yeah
You: JACK SHEPHERD
Stranger: :O ah you got me
You: LOST

  Stranger: hi
You: I'm from an Island
Stranger: wich island ?
You: LOST
You have disconnected.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

You: West of House.
You are in an open field west of a big white house
with a boarded front door.
>
Stranger: why do I have to obey the narrator?
You: I don't see any narrator here.
>
Stranger: ok, why do i have to obey the stranger?
Stranger: well, i open the door.
You: (If you want to talk to a Stranger, try using the syntax STRANGER, HELLO or TELL STRANGER ABOUT X.)
Stranger: (ok. u--u)
You: Inside House
The interior of the house is dusty and dark, as if no one has lived here for many years. You can make out a rug in the middle of the floor.
There is a table with a brass lantern on it.
>
Stranger: ( i want a pizza )
You: Inside House
You pick up the telephone and dial your favorite pizza parlor.
"So, what kind of pizza do you want?" says the pimply-faced teenager on the other end of the line.
>
Stranger: "all"
You: Inside House
"One of everything? Okay, that'll be $1244.50. We'll be there in 5 minutes."
The teenager hangs up the phone.
>
Stranger: ( give me money, uncle! D: )
You: Inside House
You don't see your uncle here!
The pizza will arrive in 4 minutes.
>
Stranger: THIS IS WORSE THAN 24 HOURS D:
Stranger: I WILL RUN!
Stranger: *trying to run*
You: Inside House
I don't understand where you want to run.
The pizza will arrive in 3 minutes.
>
Stranger: *polishes of the window*
Stranger: GREYSKULL HELP ME!
Stranger: spinach!
You: You exit through the window to find yourself...
North of House
You are standing on the front lawn outside of a white house.
There is a mailbox here.
The pizza will arrive in 2 minutes.
>
Stranger: I wanted to open, but I don't have time!
Stranger: *runs*
You: North of House
You open the mailbox.
There is a plain, white envelope inside the mailbox.
The pizza will arrive in 1 minute.
>
Stranger: should I read, uncle?
You: North of House
You open the envelope (first taking the envelope).
Inside is a promotional coupon good for $1244.50 off any pizza order.
The pizza has arrived!
A gangly teenager steps out of his 1999 Toyota Camry.
He looks at his clipboard, then at you. "36 pizzas ... that'll be $1244.50, sir."
>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Patel

[Howard Alan Treesong]

You: West of House.
You are in an open field west of a big white house
with a boarded front door.
>
Stranger: ok
You: I don't know how to "ok."
>
Stranger: are the boards on the front door white as well?
You: > EXAMINE BOARDS
The boards say "Keep Out!" in large red letters.
>
Stranger: that just means there's more fun inside, I'd try to open the door
You: > OPEN DOOR
Strangely, the boards don't actually board the door front.
> ENTER HOUSE
Inside House
The interior of the house is dusty and dark, as if no one has lived here for many years. You can make out a rug in the middle of the floor.
There is a table with a telephone and a brass lantern on it.
>
Stranger: I pickup the telephone
You: > DIAL TELEPHONE
Who do you want to dial?
>
Stranger: god
You: A calm, booming voice comes through the receiver.
"HELLO, MY CHILD. HOW MAY I HELP YOU TODAY?"
>
Stranger: "I need help with a problem, I'm in a dusty old house and I don't know where to go"
You: "HAVE YOU EXAMINED THE RUG, MY CHILD? THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO IN MY INFINITE WISDOM."
God hangs up the phone with the sound of a thousand angels sighing.
>
Stranger: I stare at the rug and stomp on the pile, dust flying around the room
You: The rug flies to one side, revealing a trap door!
>
Stranger: well that was convenient... I try opening the trap door
You: You open the trap door. There is a ladder leading downwards. It is EXTREMELY dark.
>
Stranger: I grab the lantern before I try the ladder, seeing if it will light
You: You light the lantern (first taking it).
You go down the ladder into the darkness below.
Underground Cave
You are in a huge underground cave, more brilliant than anything you've ever seen before.
The path leads north and west.
>
Stranger: I head nort
Stranger: h
You: Underground Waterfall
There is a huge waterfall here, hundreds of feet tall.
There is a small building at the base of the waterfall.
>
Stranger: I wonder how the hell the waterfall is so tall, but start heading towards the building
You: Waterfall Dam #3
The inside of the building reveals this to be a hydroelectric dam, suitable for generating amazing amounts of power.
There is a control panel with many blinking lights.
There is a book on the floor.
>
Stranger: sigh... too tired to go on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. Gundam]

I keep getting a/s/l requests, so I'm like "Wait a second, am I back on AOL in 1995?" It's just pissing this guy off.

[Enl]

Zork conversation

Nice 

[Veidt]

You: girl
Stranger: cheeseburger
You: shit
You have disconnected.