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Yeti

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Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« on: April 03, 2009, 12:54:15 AM »

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html

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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2009, 12:55:59 AM »
I just saw this when TVC updated his Facebook status - that is pretty awesome in a totally twisted way.
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Barry Egan

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2009, 12:57:27 AM »
yea, the glowing light-saber zipper pull seals it

Human Snorenado

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 12:57:28 AM »
The lightsaber zipper handle is what really pulls it all together.
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Barry Egan

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2009, 12:58:42 AM »
^^^^ Owwwwwwnnnnnneeeeed ^^^^

edit: they should offer a pink interior though.

Yeti

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2009, 01:00:07 AM »
I like the intestinal lining myself.


Bonus tauntaun related image:
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drew

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2009, 01:05:00 AM »
edit: they should offer a pink interior though.

itm it had white semi translucent gizzards

edit: itm=in the movie ps:  owned^^^^

Barry Egan

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2009, 01:11:25 AM »
well I'll be.  You're right!

Tauntaun

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2009, 01:13:11 AM »
I like the intestinal lining myself.


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tehjaybo

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2009, 01:19:02 AM »
Purchase confirmed.
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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2009, 01:22:18 AM »
Get yer own Tauntaun!
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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2009, 01:41:42 AM »
do they come in man sizes?

Flannel Boy

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2009, 01:47:54 AM »
do they come in man sizes?

If it's a real tauntaun, it comes in everything.

Bildi

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2009, 01:49:27 AM »
:teehee

This is an incredible product.

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2009, 01:50:29 AM »
do they come in man sizes?

If it's a real tauntaun, it comes in everything.

Comes in everything and on everything. :teehee
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T-Short

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2009, 04:48:37 AM »
Yeah this was a nice april fools, but it's cool that they're actually looking into producing it now. I kind of doubt they'd get the license though. hehe
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Tauntaun

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2009, 11:22:34 AM »
do they come in man sizes?

If it's a real tauntaun, it comes in everything.

Comes in everything and on everything. :teehee

SPPPEEEEERRRMMMM! :hyper
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drozmight

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2009, 01:08:19 PM »
I can't wait to see some 30 year old try to sleep in a sleeping bag made for a 7-13 year old kid.
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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2009, 04:51:18 PM »
I like the intestinal lining myself.


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 :lol Fantastic.

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2009, 04:58:16 PM »
i just noticed the spooge stain on the maf face  :lol
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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2009, 06:33:14 PM »
The lightsaber zipper handle is what really pulls it all together.
That's a lightsaber zipper? ???
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Dickie Dee

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Re: Tauntaun, I want to be inside you.
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2009, 07:56:17 PM »
Nice, it kinda takes me back to the time when everything about Star Wars was cool.
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