Author Topic: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV (Read 1164 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** April 03, 2009, 09:43:54 PM »

this guy called his fan game project "NG4: Darkness Reborn" which is SO WRONG

Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom

so NG4 has to also be The [portentous adjective] [iconic noun] of [abstract noun with negative meaning], of course, but I can't seem to come up with anything good. it's surprisingly difficult.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:46:56 PM »

ninja gaiden 4: the looming beast of purple

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #2 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:48:41 PM »

what do you have against purple

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:50:51 PM »

nothing, i'd rather have it against you

drew · « **Reply #4 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:51:39 PM »

Ninja Gaiden IV: FUCKING AWESOME

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:52:00 PM »

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Black Saber of Strife

drew · « **Reply #6 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:53:19 PM »

also this is too confusing

why do programmers like to box themselves up in nice little holes?

*googles portentous adjective*

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:57:21 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 03, 2009, 09:43:54 PM

this guy called his fan game project "NG4: Darkness Reborn" which is SO WRONG

Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom

so NG4 has to also be The [portentous adjective] [iconic noun] of [abstract noun with negative meaning], of course, but I can't seem to come up with anything good. it's surprisingly difficult.

The Malicious Pup Tent of Disorganization.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2009, 10:02:23 PM »

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Ninja Gaiden IV: The Black Saber of Strife

that's the NG2 remake, not NG4

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** April 03, 2009, 10:04:22 PM »

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Ocean King Temple

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2009, 01:56:20 AM »

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Turbid Camera Of Disaster

edit: I thought we were naming the xbox game :'(

drohne · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2009, 02:33:48 AM »

ninja gaiden iv: the portentous icon of abstraction

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2009, 02:39:04 AM »

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edit: I thought we were naming the xbox game

tiesto · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:15:02 AM »

Hmm, those screenshots aren't terribly attractive, they look very Turbo-Grafx-ish and not in a good way. The NES games were extremely detailed for their time, I'd argue they're some of the best looking games on the platform.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:29:49 AM »

The Malicious Dog of War

Draft · « **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2009, 01:25:07 PM »

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Craterous Face of Rape

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #16 on:** April 04, 2009, 01:27:50 PM »

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Smiling Face of Evil

Yeti · « **Reply #17 on:** April 04, 2009, 01:33:41 PM »

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Flannel Girl of Unattainability

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #18 on:** April 04, 2009, 01:50:29 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on April 04, 2009, 01:33:41 PM

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Flannel Girl of Unattainability

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19 on:** April 04, 2009, 09:46:44 PM »

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Rape Dumpster of Despair

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #20 on:** April 04, 2009, 10:09:06 PM »

Ninja Gaiden 4: Go Buy Devil May Cry 5

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #21 on:** April 05, 2009, 03:55:12 AM »

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ninja gaiden iv: the portentous icon of abstraction

I could appreciate the cleverness of this if, as a programming language theory devotee, I didn't find the implied denigration of abstraction not only dubious but even offensive

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Author Topic: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV (Read 1164 times)