Author Topic: Today, a drunk girl on the Metro asked me to marry her... (Read 1365 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** April 04, 2009, 04:38:08 AM »

... because she thought I was Jonah Hill from Superbad. $:-\$

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #1 on:** April 04, 2009, 04:44:48 AM »

so did you say yes?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** April 04, 2009, 04:51:50 AM »

I told her that I didn't think anyone would marry us at 2 AM.

twerd · « **Reply #3 on:** April 04, 2009, 04:53:50 AM »

Quote from: Willco on April 04, 2009, 04:51:50 AM

I told her that I didn't think anyone would marry us at 2 AM.

That's such a Jonah thing to say.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 04, 2009, 05:44:10 AM »

Is that an upgrade or a downgrade from

border · « **Reply #5 on:** April 04, 2009, 05:44:48 AM »

At least she didn't say, "You've really let yourself go."

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #6 on:** April 04, 2009, 10:05:03 AM »

I feel your pain, I've been mistaken for Joey Fatone from N'Sync before. $:-\$

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #7 on:** April 04, 2009, 10:36:28 AM »

When I was a bit svelter, I got independent comparisions to Matt Damon. That's not too bad right?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #8 on:** April 04, 2009, 10:37:35 AM »

that's pretty bad!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:26:50 AM »

Quote from: border on April 04, 2009, 05:44:48 AM

At least she didn't say, "You've really let yourself go."

I mean, I don't think I look anything like Jonah Hill.

T234 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:34:43 AM »

Holy fuck, I had no idea what Willco looked like. Me and him both got fucked up hair today

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:37:04 AM »

Yeah, I just woke up. I have a pretty boyish face, so the comparison to Milonakis is not totally unfounded.

But Jonah Hill? Really?!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2009, 12:06:22 PM »

I like your hair and your beard.

Diunx · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2009, 12:16:22 PM »

Whats with eb and beards?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2009, 12:23:00 PM »

ummmmm

cloudwalking · « **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2009, 12:39:19 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on April 04, 2009, 12:16:22 PM

Whats with eb and bears?

fixed

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** April 04, 2009, 12:45:20 PM »

Oh, she totally did. I'm a bit sardonic, and I'm a heavy individual, but that's about where the comparisons end. But she was legitimately excited - she really thought I was "the dude from Superbad!"

I grow a beard so I don't look totally underaged - I hate getting carded when I go out. Plus, despite the fact that I'm 25-years-old, when I'm totally clean shaven, people think I'm a lot younger.

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Also, I'm a bit of a roly-poly, so the chin strap gives some definition to my chubby face.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** April 04, 2009, 02:53:31 PM »

Holy shit, Willco's hair/beard=

great improvement over The Thing look you had in your previous picture

border · « **Reply #18 on:** April 04, 2009, 02:58:26 PM »

Did she really say "Jonah Hill"? Maybe she thought you were Michael Cera, and had just let yourself go.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #19 on:** April 04, 2009, 03:00:21 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on April 04, 2009, 04:44:48 AM

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so did you say yes?

like a fat bob dylan

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** April 04, 2009, 03:04:53 PM »

Quote from: border on April 04, 2009, 02:58:26 PM

Did she really say "Jonah Hill"? Maybe she thought you were Michael Cera, and had just let yourself go.

The exact quote was "the [funny] dude from Superbad". Now, maybe she meant Michael Cera, but since he is not particularly funny and this is not the first time I've been called Jonah Hill - anytime an overweight funny white guy does something, I'm him for a month (I've gotten Kevin James, Jonah Hill, Andy Milokanis, etc.) - I'm going to say that she was insinuating that I'm Jonah Hill

drozmight · « **Reply #21 on:** April 04, 2009, 04:30:55 PM »

you should've pushed her onto the subway tracks and then jumped down to save her; then been by her side when she woke up in the hospital the next day... then fallen in love with her sister.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** April 04, 2009, 04:33:25 PM »

Is her sister hot?

drozmight · « **Reply #23 on:** April 04, 2009, 04:39:27 PM »

no she's extremely hideous, but Tony Robbins hypnotised you in an elevator and now you can only see inner beauty. this makes her really hot.

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #24 on:** April 05, 2009, 02:05:35 AM »

You could have lost your virginity!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** April 05, 2009, 02:09:35 AM »

Quote from: mac on April 05, 2009, 02:05:35 AM

You could have lost your virginity!

Maybe seven years ago! The only virgin part of me nowadays is my anus... barely.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #26 on:** April 05, 2009, 03:39:46 AM »

Quote from: Willco on April 05, 2009, 02:09:35 AM

Quote from: mac on April 05, 2009, 02:05:35 AM
You could have lost your virginity!

Maybe seven years ago! The only virgin part of me nowadays is my anus... barely.

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No homo.

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demi · « **Reply #27 on:** April 05, 2009, 03:40:14 AM »

Willco tried to hit on me on MSN earlier tonight. Was really off-putting. I think this is getting to him.

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