Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs

[Flannel Boy]

[Powerslave]

His g/f left him because he's a stalker and mentioned her in every post here on The Bore^TM.  So now he's taking pamprin and crying on his magic cards.

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It's ok they're in protective sleeves. 

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dude lmao

[Tauntaun]

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He gets hated on a lot here.  I mean, I know it's the internet, but shit.
I feel really bad because I'm the biggest perpetrator of this irl.

He shouldn't mistake tease for hate, because frankly I don't think anyone hates him here. Tell him to stop being deluded and come back.

This.

[Bildi]

His g/f left him because he's a stalker and mentioned her in every post here on The Bore^TM.  So now he's taking pamprin and crying on his magic cards.

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It's ok they're in protective sleeves. 

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Jesus.

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That's awesome.

[tehjaybo]

Tell him to stop being deluded and come back.

I will do this once we start talking again. 

Kind of a weird chain of events happened.  For the fifth time in a month, my girlfriend said we should break up, so we did, and apparently that wasn't what she wanted because she started crying and saying how much she loved me, which broke my heart..  but I just couldn't deal with that again (see 20 Dollar Nacho story).  So then, out of nowhere, Bloodwake drops me like a diseased hooker.  Could be that he got back with his girlfriend, who was my girlfriend's sister. 

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[Tauntaun]

 

 

 

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[Cyanista]

I had weird dreams all night.  Some sort of Michael Myers-esque serial killer was stalking my friends (No zombies, this time!) but he was all tiny in a wheelchair with a huge head.  I blame the Venture Brothers I was watching yesterday.

[Tauntaun]

I had weird dreams all night.  Some sort of Michael Myers-esque serial killer was stalking my friends (No zombies, this time!) but he was all tiny in a wheelchair with a huge head.  I blame the Venture Brothers I was watching yesterday.

Did he have psychic powers?

[chronovore]

Tell him to stop being deluded and come back.

I will do this once we start talking again. 

Kind of a weird chain of events happened.  For the fifth time in a month, my girlfriend said we should break up, so we did, and apparently that wasn't what she wanted because she started crying and saying how much she loved me, which broke my heart..  but I just couldn't deal with that again (see 20 Dollar Nacho story).  So then, out of nowhere, Bloodwake drops me like a diseased hooker.  Could be that he got back with his girlfriend, who was my girlfriend's sister. 

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Is that a dream or real life?

[recursivelyenumerable]

last night I dreamt we were forced by market conditions to develop for Mac OS X and iPhone, and Steve Jobs showed up at our offices and imposed all kinds of restrictions on us as a condition for being allowed to develop and I wasn't allowed to run Windows 7 on my desktop machine anymore  :'(

[BlueTsunami]

I dreamed about a random woman. She was Spanish, had light hair that was tied back (her long bangs hung down), very pretty face. I wake up and her name within the dream I carry with me over to the waking world... her name was "Muerta".
 


The fuck is this shit?!

It was actually a whole name, Muerta and something else (first name last name) but I can only remember "Muerta:.

[Flannel Boy]

I think you dreamt about Arrested Development. Could worse, I had dreams about Night Court and Growing Pains

[Jabberwocky]

I had a recent dream about going up some rocky mountain. Some people I knew chose the easy path, but I chose to go up the rocky, pebbly stairs. I slipped a few times but I finally got to the top, where I was greeted by a bunch of loud people celebrating the history of the world. Then we all went a few stories down and people were chosen to speak about certain aspects of the world's history. I was chosen to represent and speak about the history of literature.

[cool breeze]

I had a dream where I got prank called by some guy in Europe who had a beef with me.  I'm in bed and the answering machine starts playing what he's recording; first he just goes off hating on me, then he plays one of those loud "scream/shock" video noises that wakes me up.  I try recalling the number, but then I noticed the number redialed morphed into a different number on my phone's screen and it ended up calling a retirement home.  Guy was a pro at this stuff.