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Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« on: April 04, 2009, 04:22:37 PM »
Here's the partial epic three scenario dream I had last night

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First dream scenario:

I'm in an Asian inspired building. Wilson and House of House M.D. are there. I'm mostly following House, watching what he's doing. The woman from The Chronicles of Riddick is there too (the one part of the evil organization, trying to persuade the soldier into taking over). She's grooming some animal.

I'm following House and we're appearently in an Chinese/Japanese crime bosses building. House does something to offend him. House then talks to Wilson about something but I've forgotten what.

The situation then switches over to a school. I'm in a classroom with House and Taub, House is spraying down some chemical they use in murder scenes that pick up different residue via UV. We all have socks on, so we don't leave imprints ourselves. As House is moving around spraying, footbrints become clear. there's one area where there's a footprint and the imprint of a glove. No, not an imprint but it looks like an icon, as in an icon on a PC of a glove next to the footprint (with a little asterisk sign). Something comes to mind abou it and I talk to Taub and House.

Same room, Taub is on the PC, House is still spraying down chemicals. I see a camera lens on a counter top adjacent to Taub. I pick it up looking at it. it looks like a Canon 50mm f/1.2 "L". I'm excited because I have my DSLR with me and can take some test shots. I'm trying place the lens on my camera but then the lens turns into platters of glass and a big rubber stop. I'm confused but I'm still trying to place it together, as if this is normal. I then turn the mass of different materials, looking at it puzzled, it turns out to be some Nikon lens (lol)... not sure what though. Looks alien to me (figures).

Second Scenario:

I'm in what feels like Green Acres (Fitchburg projects). I'm walking in the woods with some guy, following some footprints. He then finds a distinct trail that he knows and says something like "Aha!". They look like dog prints to me but don't resemble dog prints at all.

I move on to another area that is similar to the projects I lived in, but different. I'm trying to cross the cross the street but there's lots of traffic. A guy in a police car stops and another car stops going the opposite way. I jog across acknowledging both of them. The person in the police car seems to be the guy I was walking with at first.

I'm then at the top of some area, looking out an apartment building. My cousin Bobby is there. Apperently I've been using his car? He's talking to his sister, my cousin Amy. I overhear that he's lost some bet to her, don't remember what else was said about it other than him having to wear something funny.

Last Scenario:

I'm in some tall building complex by myself. Thinking about it, it feels like the highrise my grandmother lives in but that's probably my mind associating the two since their similar. I'm looking out the window and the outside of the building starts to shut down for the night (front entrance has a gate that closes). I notice two guys coming up, I get the distinct feeling that they're coming for me. They slip through the gate as its closing and get to the first floor.

They then break through the front door of the apartment but aren't threatening as they come in. I'm cooking something, one of the guys smells it and comments on how good it is. I say or do something that angers him and he tosses the food out the window. I'm now angry and go downstairs (the person that throws the food out the window feels like a black football player to me, but he's also shorter than me). The three of us are now outside and its raining but we're under an area that roofed and is outside. I can see the food but its directly where the half opened gate is. I tell the two others about it and point, the other guy sees it but the football player doesn't. We both end up pointing at the food. The football player then sees it as I walk over to it.

I pick up a portion of the food which is a whole cut of steak. I walk over to a picnik table and toss it on the table top. I somehow tear a piece off with my hands and bit into it but i'm disgusted by it. Dream switches over to a table in a lunchroom. I'm sitting with five other people (three girls, two guys). The two guys seem like the ones I was with formerly but one of them is different. We're building something but I can't remember what, feels like a contest between the "guys and the girls".

Most of the table leaves and its just me and one of the guys who stay behind. He's tinkering with something but I can't remember what. Everyone returns with one of the guys dressed in a ridiculous skin suit with fluffy balls of fluff attached to it by strings. I'm laughing at this and the guy looks like George Costanza. He then leaves and the girl beside me (short black hair) says something, I say something along of the lines of "You know George!" and we all laugh. Dream ends.

Nothing overly interesting but its the first time I've woken up from a dream, gone to sleep, woke up from another dream, went back to sleep and got up from one final dream and partially remembered all three. I've been logging them lately, I think this is helping... I've been dreaming every single night for a while now.
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2009, 05:00:02 PM »
I dreamt about the morning my brother died last night, except there were insects everywhere in an unappealing manner, and everything was dry and dusty.  Then I woke up at about 8AM and tried to think of any possible reason I have to motivate myself to keep living.  I got really depressed.  About a half hour ago I pulled up my laptop and here I am.
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2009, 05:05:53 PM »
 :-\

Its horrible how dreams can just bring stuff like that back up. And its not the same as thinking about it, the emotional response in a dream is usually nearly as bad as the experience when it happened in reality.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2009, 05:06:20 PM »
I have college dreams still. Where I am wandering the campus with my new schedule and I can't find my classes. If I do find the class, I don't have the right supplies or I am already missing an assignment. Lots of anxiety.

 

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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2009, 05:16:06 PM »
Had a dream I was jamming with this band called the Deed Vibration from Nashville.  My friend's in the band, they got their name from Lou Reed himself. :rock
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2009, 05:26:56 PM »
I dreamed I was walking down some street and saw a baby being eaten by rats it an alley. I didn't do anything to help.

in fact, while I rarely remember dreams lately they've involved rats
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2009, 06:05:34 PM »
I have college dreams still. Where I am wandering the campus with my new schedule and I can't find my classes. If I do find the class, I don't have the right supplies or I am already missing an assignment. Lots of anxiety.

this. i have these like three times a week, and they are super annoying.
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2009, 06:12:05 PM »
they're not so coherent.  Scenery, people, plot, and feelings change every few seconds in my dreams.  I usually have long enough to perceive and understand the actual situation in one of the "scenes" before it's muddled and I "resurface" in another scene.  I remember them for a few minutes after I wake up, then forget them, unless I keep it on my mind.

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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2009, 06:14:18 PM »
About Jarosh/Cloudwalking. :$
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2009, 06:16:08 PM »
The only dreams I have these days include me falling off of cliffs with high elevation.  Not sure what they mean.

I have college dreams still. Where I am wandering the campus with my new schedule and I can't find my classes. If I do find the class, I don't have the right supplies or I am already missing an assignment. Lots of anxiety.

 

I had those when I was at college.  I also had the dreams where I actually forgot about a class altogether and it was maybe six or seven weeks into the class.
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2009, 06:16:56 PM »
About Jarosh/Cloudwalking. :$

Usually cloud is wearing a Swedish Chef-style hat, using Jarosh's penis as an icing dispenser, laying out a thick line of sauce on a bratwurst in a bun.
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2009, 06:37:17 PM »
Had several dreams regarding God. Awesome once indeed.

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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2009, 06:43:33 PM »
When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2009, 06:44:53 PM »
Yeah, that falling thing seems to occur to all kids. I used to have the same dream over and over again. I was running fast,very fast, and would just jump of a cilff for no absolute reason whatsoever :lol


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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2009, 06:46:22 PM »
When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face when she turned to me, it was all tears and piss.
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« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2009, 06:46:53 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2009, 06:47:31 PM »
When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face, it was all tears and piss.

:lol
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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2009, 06:47:39 PM »
Had several dreams regarding God. Awesome once indeed.

Only the first time?
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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2009, 06:48:27 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2009, 06:50:44 PM »
Had several dreams regarding God. Awesome once indeed.

Only the first time?

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Also, I had a dream about the weirdest thing ever. I was on EvilBore and posted something. wtf was that all about : (

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« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2009, 06:51:50 PM »
When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face when she turned to me, it was all tears and piss.

i thought you were a rican, not a kraut ???
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« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2009, 07:05:04 PM »
When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face when she turned to me, it was all tears and piss.

i thought you were a rican, not a kraut ???

:lol It so came out of left field. Woke all like "The fuck...?"

When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face, it was all tears and piss.

Elaborate :lol

Went down some stairs in my dream. Was in some building in a wooded area. The girl was at some stall crouched down. As I was walking up to her, I had noticed there was a woman pissing all over this poor girl. The girl turns to me and the look on her face is still in my head, it was almost like the face of that white dude in Cohen's thread about the Brit riots (emotionally, just pure wailing).
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« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2009, 07:11:46 PM »
i once had a dream about having sex with tia carrere. she was wearing that green dress she wore in true lies.

the weird thing is i was still a virgin at the time.

i've also had a dream in which i got shot in the head and everything went black. and stayed black. then i woke up.
what the fuck
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« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2009, 07:17:02 PM »
When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face when she turned to me, it was all tears and piss.

i thought you were a rican, not a kraut ???

:lol It so came out of left field. Woke all like "The fuck...?"

When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face, it was all tears and piss.

Elaborate :lol

Went down some stairs in my dream. Was in some building in a wooded area. The girl was at some stall crouched down. As I was walking up to her, I had noticed there was a woman pissing all over this poor girl. The girl turns to me and the look on her face is still in my head, it was almost like the face of that white dude in Cohen's thread about the Brit riots (emotionally, just pure wailing).

Wow. That's kinda sad...

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« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2009, 07:20:14 PM »
the worst dreams are when you're in a pool and no one's around, and you have to pee and decide to just do it in the pool because no one will notice anyway. i hate those dreams a lot when i was a kid.

but dreaming about other people getting peed on...  :lol
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« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2009, 07:26:12 PM »
Anyone ever have dreams about flying/falling?  Those are pretty rad.
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« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2009, 07:32:21 PM »
i once a dream about maneating plants in my living room. me and a bunch of friends would annoy them while they were sleeping and when they woke up they'd make the floor all sticky so you'd have to run on your toes to not get caught. i got caught over and over again.

but the kind of dreams i have a lot( seriously, like, on a weekly basis) are the ones in which my vision's fucked up--i can't keep my eyes open and/or everything's blurry.

do certain people always show up in your dreams, eb? a good friend of mine in middle school appears in a lot of my dreams.
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« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2009, 07:34:14 AM »
Oh man, I wont go into the boring details that precede this but I just had a dream that ended with me going through a 2.5D Crawl Stone Soup. I was trying to become a bat and pulled up a UI, I couldn't find the skill. I ended up using Haste and outrunning my pursuers. I ran into some sewer system, surrounded. As I was being closed in by the monsters a couple of things came out of the shadows. Autobots (transformers). They looked to be the archenemy of my pursuers.

One of the bad guys throws something at me and laughs. The Autobots begin to rape the monsters (which turn into bald head white dudes for some reason) in the ass. Slowly grinding their ass, it was so fucking creepy. If it was violent rape, then I would have been like JESUS, but it was a slow butt sex, between loved ones. The bald white dudes looked shocked, one of them called out to their boss saying "Do something!". And the dream just ended.
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« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2009, 12:56:29 PM »
I have college dreams still. Where I am wandering the campus with my new schedule and I can't find my classes. If I do find the class, I don't have the right supplies or I am already missing an assignment. Lots of anxiety.

this. i have these like three times a week, and they are super annoying.


Stolen from the GAF thread.
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« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2009, 01:03:25 PM »
mostly some school shit, nothing interesting.

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« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2009, 01:13:47 PM »
Why are dreams so hard to remember? If I don't make an effort to review what happened in my dream as soon as I wake up, I'll forget almost everything in about an hour. And then if I don't tell someone about it that same day, I'll forget it by the next morning.

I think I'm gonna start writing down my dreams too if I have time when I wake up. They've been pretty crazy lately and I still manage to forget them.

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« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2009, 07:03:52 PM »
Dream Twist! :lol

Its always weird when current technology is incorporated in the dream
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« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2009, 07:10:03 PM »
I usually dream I'm in hiding from the government or some shadow organization with long tentacles or something.    Last night I was hiding underneath a car or inside a drawer or something like that, and someone came by, ostensibly looking for something else, and acted like she didn't see me but she clearly must have.  It was very ominous, then we drove around looking for a new place to hide.  But I realized that even if we found a safe place, at best we'd just be back to the status quo before we had to go into hiding (i.e. my real life as it is now).  That made me wonder what the point was.

and yeah, I have the "class I completely forgot I was taking" dream like every other night as well.
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« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2009, 07:11:55 PM »
I keep having recurring dreams about this girl.  In almost everyone we are either laying together talking about random stuff or else I'm chasing after her and never getting to where she it.  She'll always walk fast than me and if I get to far behind she stops and waits for me to almost catch up before walking again.    :-\ 

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« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2009, 01:43:05 AM »
I can't remember my dreams lately.  I hope I'm still having them. :omg

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« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2009, 09:33:36 AM »
I only got like 4 hours of sleep but I dreamed I was running and singing with Joaquin Phoenix. He was wearing a tux and plain white low top sneakers.
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« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2009, 09:51:20 AM »
Last night I had a dream I did eye surgery on 50 Cent and ended up blinding him.
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« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2009, 10:01:15 AM »
Two nights ago I had a dream where I was in Six Flags if it was located on the ocean with a boardwalk.  I was just jumping in the ocean and eventually got stuck in some building that didn't seem to have any doors and only a hole on the roof, so I was trying to raise the water level so I can swim up there and jump out.  Suddenly Seth Rogan walks in the room and starts vacuuming the water up and I get all angry telling him to fuck off and it's my chance of survival before realizing that there was a door all along.  Cut to me walking on the boardwalk again explaining how hilarious the unfinished helicopter scene from Wolverine was; then I wake up because my alarm went off.
 

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« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2009, 10:43:58 AM »
I still haven't had any dreams that I remember. In the last few days. That's not unusual for me though. I normally don't have dreams.

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« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2009, 10:52:27 AM »
i once had a dream about having sex with tia carrere. she was wearing that green dress she wore in true lies.


I had a dream with Jennifer Love Hewitt and I remember realizing it was a dream at the time (wonder what clued me in lol.)

Anyway I put her on the ground, lifted up her white dress and just slid in.  One of two realistic sex dreams that I've had that I can remember, it was exquisite.  Ironically the other sex dream I had was when I was a virgin as well.
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« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2009, 04:08:18 AM »
Quote from:  Veidt's Awesome dream.
Possibly the best dream ever
Starring: Veidt.
Featuring:
Salma Hayek as the "Hot witch"
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Johnny depp as the " Guy who doesn't want to let people know he's in the movie"
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Alyson Hannigan as " The red chick".
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Oh and the best part of all.

ZOMBIES VS ROBOTS and humans

So I opened my eyes and I was in a world where everything was turning into zombies. The plants and animals were first. The army ( of which I was a part) tried to stabilize the situation. We had an ambush of swarms of flying zombie creatures that made everything look green and grimy. There was a group of civilians with us, they were under our protection.  We kept shooting and shooting the fuckers, but they were coming and coming.So I grabbed an RPG-everything was hectic- I fuckin' shot a horde of flying zombies down. Everyone shouted " Hell fucking yes, thats that shit right there!".

Then we proceeded to neutralize the civilians and calm them down. After that, I don't exactly know what happened. But the zombies somehow made an explosion taking down my entire platoon. So a rallied all of the civilians that were alive ( only after emptying my M6 on the zombies). Then took them to a back  road in a small tunnel. I'm at the entrance, and I see hell, yes  a HELL  of flying zombie creatures. RUN RUN RUN!!. Everyone ran and ran.There was a small modern day cave, and I lead them inside. Everyone was tired and scared.  "The Red Chick" ( Alyson), was crying, " What's going on, what's happening"- I heard " I dunno I blacked out". Then I said " I saw the entire thing". I looked at all their faces, I see Johnny Depp,but he was hiding his identity for no real reason :lol

Scene change ala Matrix-


I'm  in an underworld place, where the Zombies hold sway.  I hear these orgasmic sounds. The group stops, we look around and see Salma Hayek, in a fuckin' 3 way. Then she says " Don't worry, I have no means with the Zombies"  " But you can do to me whatever you want". Then a robot among the group, just goes ballistic and starts to do her like CRAZY.  Shit gets all orgy-ish. Then her eyes turn  yellow-ish evil. I say " Back up man, BAIL". She takes over his FUCKING SOUL. Then she strips herself from her human body and says " This is my spirit, and my hand ( she had a redspot on her hand) shows my honesty".

Yes, she was wearing those exact clothes you see there.

Then I realized it was a dream, so I thought this was my chance to do what the robot did. But then I got too excited and the dream faded away : (

JINFASH has invaded my Dream : (
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« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2009, 04:29:08 AM »
I think that if I wasn't ignored by 11,000 users there'd be a valid argument for transferring my lepered status onto Veidt.

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« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2009, 06:08:22 AM »
my dreams are massive in scale and have insane plotlines

i cant remember the last time i had a "normal" dream

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« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2009, 10:54:05 AM »
i had a series of horrific dreams last night wherein a man with a paper mache face tried to steal me away.

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« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2009, 11:26:24 AM »
some crazy hillbilly family was chasing me on a dirt bike through the olympic forest, but when i got home i impressed them by chugging those little hug drinks and they decided to "adopt" me

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« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2009, 11:32:30 AM »
some crazy hillbilly family was chasing me on a dirt bike through the olympic forest, but when i got home i impressed them by chugging those little hug drinks and they decided to "adopt" me

:-\

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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2009, 11:35:02 AM »
My dream began as a boy-wants-girl-boy-gets-girl-boy-loses-girl-boy-gets-girl-back romance involving a blonde Australian cutie, but it unexpectedly changed when I was kidnapped by a group of current Boston sports personalities, such as Kevin Garnett, Tom Brady, and Curt Shilling. They drove me, along with about a dozen others, to an abandoned house, where they forced us to construct a meth lab for them. After working all day and all night, I managed to escape from the house. I didn't, however, get far before Curt Shilling, wearing nothing except for his white baseball socks, ran out of the front door behind me carrying a chainsaw.

The chase lasted for some time until Shilling jumped a backyard fence and injured his right ankle on the landing. Curt, being the trooper that he is, was not deterred and he kept on chasing me. After running a few blocks, he started to limp noticeably. In desperation, he threw the chainsaw at me, just missing my head by inches. I picked the chainsaw up and approached Curt, who started crying and pointing to his now bloody right sock. I showed no mercy, and cut his head clean off his neck.

Some time later, the rest of the Boston sports heroes pulled up beside me. I thought they were finally going to kill me; instead, they thanked me.

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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2009, 11:36:25 AM »
:lol
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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2009, 11:44:39 AM »
I think that if I wasn't ignored by 11,000 users there'd be a valid argument for transferring my lepered status onto Veidt.

Let's make that 11.001.

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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2009, 12:06:46 PM »
i had a series of horrific dreams last night wherein a man with a paper mache face tried to steal me away.

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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2009, 12:08:09 PM »
I hate how tired you feel after a nightmare. I'm supposed to be refreshed not feeling like I wasted 8 hours laying on my back looking at my dick.
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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2009, 09:05:25 PM »
I wouldn't consider laying on my back looking at your dick a waste. :)

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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2009, 09:09:48 PM »
some crazy hillbilly family was chasing me on a dirt bike through the olympic forest, but when i got home i impressed them by chugging those little hug drinks and they decided to "adopt" me

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Have you watched Deliverance or had any family reunions recently? 

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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #53 on: April 08, 2009, 10:48:47 AM »
I just re-read my dream on the previous page.

So amazing, that I had to re-quote myself. I might not ever get a dream this intense.
Quote from:  Veidt's Awesome dream.
Possibly the best dream ever
Starring: Veidt.
Featuring:
Salma Hayek as the "Hot witch"
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Johnny depp as the " Guy who doesn't want to let people know he's in the movie"
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Alyson Hannigan as " The red chick".
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Oh and the best part of all.

ZOMBIES VS ROBOTS and humans

So I opened my eyes and I was in a world where everything was turning into zombies. The plants and animals were first. The army ( of which I was a part) tried to stabilize the situation. We had an ambush of swarms of flying zombie creatures that made everything look green and grimy. There was a group of civilians with us, they were under our protection.  We kept shooting and shooting the fuckers, but they were coming and coming.So I grabbed an RPG-everything was hectic- I fuckin' shot a horde of flying zombies down. Everyone shouted " Hell fucking yes, thats that shit right there!".

Then we proceeded to neutralize the civilians and calm them down. After that, I don't exactly know what happened. But the zombies somehow made an explosion taking down my entire platoon. So a rallied all of the civilians that were alive ( only after emptying my M6 on the zombies). Then took them to a back  road in a small tunnel. I'm at the entrance, and I see hell, yes  a HELL  of flying zombie creatures. RUN RUN RUN!!. Everyone ran and ran.There was a small modern day cave, and I lead them inside. Everyone was tired and scared.  "The Red Chick" ( Alyson), was crying, " What's going on, what's happening"- I heard " I dunno I blacked out". Then I said " I saw the entire thing". I looked at all their faces, I see Johnny Depp,but he was hiding his identity for no real reason :lol

Scene change ala Matrix-


I'm  in an underworld place, where the Zombies hold sway.  I hear these orgasmic sounds. The group stops, we look around and see Salma Hayek, in a fuckin' 3 way. Then she says " Don't worry, I have no means with the Zombies"  " But you can do to me whatever you want". Then a robot among the group, just goes ballistic and starts to do her like CRAZY.  Shit gets all orgy-ish. Then her eyes turn  yellow-ish evil. I say " Back up man, BAIL". She takes over his FUCKING SOUL. Then she strips herself from her human body and says " This is my spirit, and my hand ( she had a redspot on her hand) shows my honesty".

Yes, she was wearing those exact clothes you see there.

Then I realized it was a dream, so I thought this was my chance to do what the robot did. But then I got too excited and the dream faded away : (

JINFASH has invaded my Dream : (

goddam
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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2009, 11:02:38 AM »
i have been having strange horrific nightmares all this week

last night, cities fell and the the old ones woke up, then they killed all of humanity and our souls became their playthings.

my parents died first and visited me as apparitions and told me to not worry because death wasn't so bad.  yet they died before the rites were cast which trapped our souls to their plane.  the unlucky ones would feel pain unremittingly upon the tortures laid out by the various warped cultists.

but these were cultists which met in ultra modern sleek towers and skyscrapers.  where they would have gated communities, not run down fishing villages.

i swear the book i'm reading is having an adverse effect on my sleeping patterns.
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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #55 on: April 08, 2009, 11:11:23 AM »
I dreamt I was having dinner with a few old elementary school classmates, including a Filipino girl girl named Mary Anne (though it might have been Lemurs). They complained about the food all evening, then left without paying. I had to search my pockets for every last penny to pay the bill.  :-\

lame dream

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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #56 on: April 08, 2009, 11:25:27 AM »
I had a dream I was traveling w/ the apostle Paul in the desert and we were eating/drinking cactus to survive in the desert and we were hallucinating. Next thing I know, I'm sitting on a rock talking to FA about how the clean & rich aren't pure and that dirty & poor is the more pure and will be granted the gift in the end. It was odd. 

There was more to it, but I'm to lazy to post it all. I fell asleep watching a BBC Doc called "The Lost Gospels". So yeah.

It doesn't help I've been listening to a book from audible called "A History of the Middle Ages". It's been talking a lot about religion these past few chapters.
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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #57 on: April 08, 2009, 11:36:36 AM »
There's a way to incubate dreams. Just fall asleep with a certain scenario in mind and there's a chance that it'll come up as a main scenario.
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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2009, 06:27:52 AM »
I just had an exam nightmare. I was taking my contracts final and couldn't understand the second question, which was basically written by am nintenho and Arvie. After several failed attempts to understand the question, I freaked out and woke up.

I think it was a question about inter vivos gifts, which is not a contracts subject.  :-\

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Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2009, 03:55:25 PM »
I keep remembering my dreams of late; probably because I keep waking up in the middle of the night.

I actually dreamt about Flannel Girl. We were even together! Then I came down with an incurable disease.

Even my dream life sucks.  :-\