Author Topic: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it  (Read 994 times)

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muckhole

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I got a frantic 7 AM phone call from my sister on the weekendthat a dog had fallen through the ice right near our dock out at the lake. I had been out there drinking in one of the cabins with friends, so we jumped up and raced out to find a giant black Newfoundlander, head above water, close to our big cement pier with her even larger companion (same breed) hovering around on the dock.

After we manage to get the poor dog pulled up on to the ice, the male's natural instinct in a time of crysis was of naturally to mount her. Onto the thin ice he heads. I had to pull this big bastard off her, which was no easy feat considering his size, his position in relation to where I could safely reach him, and his general growling anger at me trying to interrupt his moment of triumph.

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No pics? I would love to see you wrestling a cold wet dog
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Madrun Badrun

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 :lol :lol :lol

Nothing turns me on more than a heroine in distress too.

muckhole

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No pics? I would love to see you wrestling a cold wet dog

I left my cellphone in the cabin, given that I have a history of destroying phones while working around water. But yeah, in retrospect I wish I had some pics.
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God I hate dogs.
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demi

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I love muckhole
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Tauntaun

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:)

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he didn't bite you or anything?  I'm surprised.
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muckhole

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He bared teeth and growled a fair bit, but I managed to get him by the scruff of the neck. The female had a collar on, but he didn't, even though I'm assuming they're from the same owners. He may have slipped his leash or something.
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Positive Touch

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from now on when i am having a shit day at work, i can just think to myself, "at least i don't have to spend my day literally cockblocking a giant dog"
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:lol

i've had such a boring day, comparatively
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Joe Molotov

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time of crysis

Were the dogs humping at a solid 60 frames per second?
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this is surely one of the great thread titles of all time

Bildi

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I hope they make a movie of this.  muckhole should be played by muckhole.

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Newfs are big dumb idiots, but they're generally pretty sweet dogs.  Slobbery fuckers, tho. 

Not surprised that she fell into the water- they're water dogs and bred for water work.  But obviously going into freezing water isn't something they normally do.
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muckhole

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eb approved plot twist: It turns out both the dogs were male. :hump

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The woman who owns them stopped by and gave my sis a Thank You card after word spread through the neighbourhood grapevine what had happened. They apparently have a penned-in area for the dogs, which they've figured out how to escape from.
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LOL a card
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eb approved plot twist: It turns out both the dogs were male. :hump

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