Author Topic: Same bitch from last year doing Nintendo's E3 conference again (Read 2078 times)

Guybrush Threepwood · « **on:** April 08, 2009, 11:33:05 AM »

http://www.nintendoeverything.com/?p=13672

lulz

dark1x · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2009, 11:46:42 AM »

I'm getting pretty sick of Nintendo at this point. Now they refuse to release Fatal Frame 4? Thanks, NoA.

I should just pirate the shit out of the system from this point forward.

twerd · « **Reply #2 on:** April 08, 2009, 11:53:48 AM »

Maybe she'll be better this time?

tiesto · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2009, 12:01:57 PM »

Nintendo should get Sarah Palin to do their E3 conference this year.

I can't wait to see the conference just to see if it's even more of a trainwreck than last year's.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2009, 12:11:14 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

jarosh

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2009, 12:14:52 PM »

I didn't even bother to see nintendo's conference last year, then saw the gif of some douche playing wii music and realize that I didn't miss shit.

Bocsius · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2009, 12:29:15 PM »

So how many of you will waste your time and watch the conference and complain about there being nothing in it for you despite knowing for years that there would be no reason to watch because there would be nothing in it for you?

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2009, 04:18:37 PM »

Yes E3 has been their showcase to the real news networks for the lifestyle softwares. The october conference is for the nerds and their gun and swords and magics games.
Cammie was just cringeworthy.

Dark10x, all reports say Fatal Frame 4 was a mess. Bad controls, glitches, etc. Why is it so important to bring it over?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #8 on:** April 08, 2009, 04:43:16 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on April 08, 2009, 12:29:15 PM

So how many of you will waste your time and watch the conference and complain about there being nothing in it for you despite knowing for years that there would be no reason to watch because there would be nothing in it for you?

i will, definitely

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #9 on:** April 08, 2009, 04:53:37 PM »

Never been this uninterested in E3, or gaming press conferences.

Heh, between this bitch and that raging homo Reggie, who gives a shit.

Third · « **Reply #10 on:** April 08, 2009, 09:47:08 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on April 08, 2009, 12:11:14 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

jarosh

Funny.

It perfectly describes Nintendo as a total clusterfuck.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 08, 2009, 09:55:04 PM »

Didn't Nintendo score pretty big in the mainstream press last year?

Bildi · « **Reply #12 on:** April 08, 2009, 10:38:56 PM »

Cammie Dunaway.

What a funny name.

Who was that bitch from a few years ago who said gamers don't shower?

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #13 on:** April 08, 2009, 10:53:22 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on April 08, 2009, 10:38:56 PM

Cammie Dunaway.

What a funny name.

Who was that bitch from a few years ago who said gamers don't shower?

Probably Perrin Kaplan

Bildi · « **Reply #14 on:** April 08, 2009, 11:00:31 PM »

That's the one.

Where does Nintendo get these people?

Bildi · « **Reply #15 on:** April 08, 2009, 11:18:37 PM »

This is true.

cool breeze · « **Reply #16 on:** April 08, 2009, 11:36:18 PM »

Perrin was always intoxicated no matter what event or interview she was in. She was that dismissive mother figure who happened to work for Nintendo; it was the perfect mix for a Nintendo fan. Did she get fired or quit? She was brilliant.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #17 on:** April 08, 2009, 11:37:41 PM »

nintendo PR people are important celebrities

pilonv1 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:54:34 AM »

why is nintendo presenting at e3 anyway?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** April 09, 2009, 02:30:24 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on April 09, 2009, 01:54:34 AM

why is nintendo presenting at e3 anyway?

Nothing for us hardcore gamers, unless you count Eel's Wii Fluffer game.

treythemovie · « **Reply #20 on:** April 09, 2009, 03:26:21 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on April 08, 2009, 11:36:18 PM

Perrin was always intoxicated no matter what event or interview she was in. She was that dismissive mother figure who happened to work for Nintendo; it was the perfect mix for a Nintendo fan. Did she get fired or quit? She was brilliant.

Basically Reggie decided to move NOA out of Redmond but all his peers didn't want to move and so quit instead.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

The real reason is Wiifit

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Quote from: pilonv1 on April 09, 2009, 01:54:34 AM

why is nintendo presenting at e3 anyway?

When else are they going to get so much free press for Wii [insert shit here]?

Bildi · « **Reply #21 on:** April 09, 2009, 03:43:22 AM »

Quote from: treythemovie on April 09, 2009, 03:26:21 AM

When else are they going to get so much free press for Wii [insert shit here]?

Housewives DO call each other an awful lot throughout the day. It's a bit like in Edward Scissorhands.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #22 on:** April 09, 2009, 06:15:50 AM »

I'm guessing its going to be 35 minutes of charts and 22 minutes of Wii Sports resort. 3 minute software montage. No zelda or pikmin. Sin and Punishment 2 will be at the show but won't be promoted.

Oh I forgot, a new game was spotted in a dutch retail listing recently. Its called Wii Fit Plus. There's the E3 megaton. Can't wait for the next round of ninthings to seek other pastures.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #23 on:** April 09, 2009, 07:57:45 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on April 09, 2009, 02:30:24 AM

Quote from: pilonv1 on April 09, 2009, 01:54:34 AM
why is nintendo presenting at e3 anyway?

Nothing for us hardcore gamers, unless you count Eel's Wii Fluffer game.

think i'm gonna hook up with bob for promotion help, that guy knows what he's doing

fingers crossed

pilonv1 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 09, 2009, 08:46:37 AM »

It would be awesome if bob held his own keynote on the steps of the building just before nintendos conference.

anyone got his email? I want to suggest it to him

tiesto · « **Reply #25 on:** April 09, 2009, 09:44:28 AM »

It'll be really bad, but I doubt it'll be the trainwreck last year's was...

I'm expecting:
-enough sales charts to give PantherLotus and JoshuaJSlone a Gaborn style boner
-crappy montages on how Wii is for "everybody"
-a few shitty American 3rd party games
-more 3rd rate celebrities making cameos
-Wii Sports Resort
-quick montage of DS games in the pipeline but nothing interesting like a US translation of Soma Bringer
-no Zelda, no Kid Icarus, no StarTropics, nothing that would make me have any interest in the Wii will be announced
-no Bob's Game
-after the show I expect a new Intelligent Systems game will be stealthily announced.

Oblivion · « **Reply #26 on:** April 09, 2009, 08:18:25 PM »

A new console Zelda should be announced.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #27 on:** April 09, 2009, 08:35:44 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 09, 2009, 09:44:28 AM

It'll be really bad, but I doubt it'll be the trainwreck last year's was...

I'm expecting:
-enough sales charts to give PantherLotus and JoshuaJSlone a Gaborn style boner
-crappy montages on how Wii is for "everybody"
-a few shitty American 3rd party games
-more 3rd rate celebrities making cameos
-Wii Sports Resort
-quick montage of DS games in the pipeline but nothing interesting like a US translation of Soma Bringer
-no Zelda, no Kid Icarus, no StarTropics, nothing that would make me have any interest in the Wii will be announced
-no Bob's Game
-after the show I expect a new Intelligent Systems game will be stealthily announced.

That sounds about right.

Bildi · « **Reply #28 on:** April 10, 2009, 01:12:39 AM »

I'm expecting garbage again this year. But maybe next year they'll have some games to announce like Zelda/Metroid/Mario.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 10, 2009, 03:48:03 AM »

I don't expect to see the next real Mario game, but hey, one can hope. I have no attachment to Zelda, but nothing beats a good Mario.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** April 10, 2009, 03:51:35 AM »

Did tiesto actually post he wants Bobs Game at E3?

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #31 on:** April 10, 2009, 04:34:42 AM »

I'm certain we won't see another mario platformer unless its WiiWare.

tiesto · « **Reply #32 on:** April 10, 2009, 10:04:57 AM »

Quote from: demi on April 10, 2009, 03:51:35 AM

Did tiesto actually post he wants Bobs Game at E3?

No.. well maybe for the lulz factor. I'm just saying it won't be there at E3.

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** April 10, 2009, 10:13:23 AM »

When is E3 this year? May? June? July?

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #34 on:** April 10, 2009, 10:15:36 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 10, 2009, 10:13:23 AM

When is E3 this year? May? June? July?

I think they moved it back to May and the public is invited now.

...or that might have been a dream.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** April 10, 2009, 10:59:41 AM »

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #36 on:** April 10, 2009, 01:14:45 PM »

July 2-4 IIRC. Public is invited, but they'll have to shell out $400.

rubber feathers · « **Reply #37 on:** April 10, 2009, 01:15:03 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on April 10, 2009, 10:15:36 AM

Quote from: Himuro on April 10, 2009, 10:13:23 AM
When is E3 this year? May? June? July?

I think they moved it back to May and the public is invited now.

...or that might have been a dream.

June 2-4

Microsoft's conference is on June 1st, 9AM Pacific though. The Sony and Nintendo conferences take place on the 2nd.

GoofyGoober · « **Reply #38 on:** April 10, 2009, 02:13:12 PM »

Sony's is June 2 at 11.00am PST.

The Nintendo conference will precede it at 9.00am

$400 for tickets, makes PAX a great bargain at $50 for 3 days.

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Author Topic: Same bitch from last year doing Nintendo's E3 conference again (Read 2078 times)