Author Topic: So, I'm stuck in Iraq with nothing to do... (Read 2957 times)

rodi · « **on:** April 08, 2009, 03:07:58 PM »

...but I recently bought this bootleg copy of Mass Effect, but there's kind of a problem. The crack that comes with it has Trojan attached to it, so obviously I want to download another crack. BUT, since this is Iraq and not my house in California I am downloading at about 2.7 KB/sec.

My question is this: Can I copy the crack from the disc onto my computer and heal the file with my AVG Free program before it infects my computer and bad joo joo happens. This may be a stupid question, but I'm kind of desperate. The kind of desperate that drives people to pay ten dollars to watch Dragon Ball Z: the live action movie.

Eric P · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2009, 03:09:58 PM »

you should be able to copy it, immediately run avg to try to heal it and that should take care of it.

you'd probably want to run in safe mode without networking just in case and after you use the crack you'll want to run a full scan in safe mode to make certain it didn't latch on somehow.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** April 08, 2009, 03:10:19 PM »

Rodi is serving her country like the sexy little beast that she is.

Let's go to the movies together when you get back, sweetheart.

drew · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2009, 03:10:33 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 08, 2009, 03:09:25 PM

what are you doing in Iraq?

collecting cactuses

or is it cacti?

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2009, 03:11:49 PM »

Most cracks are classified as trojans

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2009, 03:15:28 PM »

What the fuck does that even mean?!

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2009, 03:17:01 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2009, 03:19:16 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 08, 2009, 03:17:29 PM

I dunno whats the cactus guy in FF called?

Jumbo Cactuar

Kara · « **Reply #8 on:** April 08, 2009, 03:19:46 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 08, 2009, 03:09:42 PM

You want to play Mass Effect? Iraq's toll on our soldiers is worse than I thought. :'(

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worked for me

Tauntaun · « **Reply #9 on:** April 08, 2009, 03:20:23 PM »

You better smuggle me back a sniper rifle!

They're so expensive if I have to buy one. :'(

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demi · « **Reply #10 on:** April 08, 2009, 03:20:27 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 08, 2009, 03:17:29 PM

I dunno whats the cactus guy in FF called?

aidsuar

Diunx · « **Reply #11 on:** April 08, 2009, 03:34:48 PM »

Go liberate some people.

Diunx · « **Reply #12 on:** April 08, 2009, 04:09:36 PM »

drozmight · « **Reply #13 on:** April 08, 2009, 04:50:02 PM »

You should just go round up some locals, drop them down a few wells and toss grenades in there.

Get out there and win the hearts and minds!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** April 08, 2009, 06:10:55 PM »

I bet you weren't cool enough to see Obama.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 08, 2009, 06:16:06 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on April 08, 2009, 03:58:49 PM

uh I know this has nothing to do with the topic, but...

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it was emailed to me this morning and I've been waiting for an excuse to post it :'(

Ugh. Boots that aren't black are just so gauche.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:01:34 PM »

stay safe Rodi

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*reports Rodi for piracy*

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Kara · « **Reply #17 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:04:34 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 08, 2009, 06:16:06 PM

Ugh. Boots that aren't black are just so gauche.

wub this thread

Oblivion · « **Reply #18 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:10:38 PM »

Are there any pre-schools nearby?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:27:01 PM »

Looks like Aretha Franklin's hat from the inauguration

drew · « **Reply #20 on:** April 09, 2009, 04:44:40 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 03:34:48 PM

Go liberate some people.

thats the job of the marines sry

the army just sort of sits around

rodi · « **Reply #21 on:** April 09, 2009, 12:50:43 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 08, 2009, 03:09:25 PM

what are you doing in Iraq?

Driving around and throwing candy at kids, lol.

Quote from: Drewsy on April 09, 2009, 04:44:40 AM

Quote from: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 03:34:48 PM
Go liberate some people.

thats the job of the marines sry

the army just sort of sits around

Correction: that's the air force, hooah.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** April 09, 2009, 12:56:30 PM »

Stupid rodi.

Those kids who you hit in the face with hard candy, laughing at their bruised faces as tears well up in their tiny, sand ridden eyes, will grow up to be terrorists now - thinking America is nothing but a country of candy assaulting militant imperialists.

Congratulations on ruining our international image.

rodi · « **Reply #23 on:** April 09, 2009, 12:58:11 PM »

But they like it! I can tell, the way the thirteen year old with a mustache beats the shit out of the other kids to get all the candy!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** April 09, 2009, 12:59:11 PM »

He is probably trying to save his life, so he doesn't mistakenly eat the poison coated Jolly Ranchers you pelt those poor children with.

You're such a jerk.

Eric P · « **Reply #25 on:** April 09, 2009, 12:59:44 PM »

Quote from: rodi on April 09, 2009, 12:58:11 PM

But they like it! I can tell, the way the thirteen year old with a mustache beats the shit out of the other kids to get all the candy!

i think that may be saddam hussein!

what 13 year old has a mustache?

rodi · « **Reply #26 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:01:28 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 09, 2009, 12:59:44 PM

Quote from: rodi on April 09, 2009, 12:58:11 PM
But they like it! I can tell, the way the thirteen year old with a mustache beats the shit out of the other kids to get all the candy!

i think that may be saddam hussein!

what 13 year old has a mustache?

I've seen it. That, and a white-donkey-raping brown donkey.

Quote from: Willco on April 09, 2009, 12:59:11 PM

He is probably trying to save his life, so he doesn't mistakenly eat the poison coated Jolly Ranchers you pelt those poor children with.

You're such a jerk.

They throw rocks at us and you're calling me a jerk!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:05:28 PM »

Throwing rocks at people is a traditional Arabic custom that means, "Hello, friend!"

They are trying to greet you imperialistic bastards with open arms and expensive, locally manufactured mineral stones and this is how you repay them?

rodi · « **Reply #28 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:09:07 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 09, 2009, 01:05:28 PM

Throwing rocks at people is a traditional Arabic custom that means, "Hello, friend!"

They are trying to greet you imperialistic bastards with open arms and expensive, locally manufactured mineral stones and this is how you repay them?

I don't appreciate thrown rocks, especially if they are thrown at my gunner's face! (I don't like him, but that's besides the point!)

On a side note, once I had a lunch with a bunch of IP's. We had seven rotisserie chicken's, some flat bread, and some knock off Pepsi. It was scrumptious.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #29 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:12:43 PM »

How long is your deployment?

Eric P · « **Reply #30 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:20:18 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 09, 2009, 01:12:43 PM

How long is your deployment?

deployment?

we now call it "armed vacation"

Tauntaun · « **Reply #31 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:21:12 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 09, 2009, 01:20:18 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 09, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
How long is your deployment?

deployment?

we now call it "armed vacation"

Oh, I'm not up on these terms. Thanks man. You know so much cause you read a lot. How big is your penis?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:21:24 PM »

Five inches, but it's thick.

Eric P · « **Reply #33 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:22:02 PM »

Button Classic. I love it.

Diunx · « **Reply #34 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:49:07 PM »

Have you seen Jinfash during your armed vacation?

TEEEPO · « **Reply #35 on:** April 09, 2009, 02:06:06 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 09, 2009, 04:23:26 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2009, 07:01:34 PM
stay safe Rodi

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funny since when my dad found out i was sending burned movies/cds to my mom, he flipped the fuck out because apparently i was jeopardizing her security clearance. he thinks her coworkers would use it against her so that she gets fired and they'll end up taking her place. stupid paranoid iranians.

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #36 on:** April 09, 2009, 02:54:58 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 09, 2009, 01:21:24 PM

Five inches, but it's thick.

How thick? I'll measure myself tonight.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** April 12, 2009, 12:37:06 AM »

Rodi can you bring me back a necklace will all the dismembered ears of dead Iraqis you must have? I've wanted one ever since reading Blood Meridian.

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Author Topic: So, I'm stuck in Iraq with nothing to do... (Read 2957 times)