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The Fake Shemp

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tehjaybo: Goddamn I just want to bang you.
tehjaybo: OH WOW WRONG WINDOW.
will federman: ?
tehjaybo: my bad dude.
will federman: Yeah, that's getting posted.
tehjaybo: oh fuck
PSP

Madrun Badrun

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 02:43:28 PM »
lol

tehjaybo

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 02:44:56 PM »
 :-\
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Himu

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 02:46:08 PM »
bang me jay.
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Himu

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2009, 02:46:54 PM »
A jew who's a connoisseur of all gamestop related things.
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Bocsius

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 02:47:01 PM »
Not buying the "wrong window" line.

Veidt

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 02:48:45 PM »
lol

tehjaybo

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2009, 02:49:08 PM »
I clicked the wrong name on facebook.  I had just opened it and it didn't refresh the users yet, and when it did WHO WAS UNDER MY MOUSE BUT WILLCO. 

I gotta pay more fucking attention...  :-\
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2009, 02:50:01 PM »
drinky_crow: you wanna trade a pikachu for a jigglypuff
TVC15: Wigglytuff, maybe.
drinky_crow: cool, let's sync up tomorrow. btw, i drew an awesome picture of charizard and ash on my trapper keeper
TVC15: You are so rad.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2009, 02:50:03 PM »
Some douchebag.  It gets better:

will federman:
wait 'till nick finds out
tehjaybo: oh jesus
tehjaybo: he'll be wondering who i was talking to
tehjaybo: because it wasn't the girl that I'm going after
will federman: I think we know it wasn't a girl
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Eric P

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2009, 02:51:23 PM »
Not buying the "wrong window" line.

ditto

at this point it's not subtext.  it's just text.
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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2009, 02:51:36 PM »
You think you were surprised, Federwang?  Imagine my shock when he started calling me a dirty jew!
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Tauntaun

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2009, 02:53:31 PM »
:lol    Make him squeal. 
:)

Himu

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2009, 02:55:17 PM »
drinky_crow: you wanna trade a pikachu for a jigglypuff
TVC15: Wigglytuff, maybe.
drinky_crow: cool, let's sync up tomorrow. btw, i drew an awesome picture of charizard and ash on my trapper keeper
TVC15: You are so rad.
You two are playing Pokemon?!
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bud

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2009, 02:57:39 PM »
who was that message meant for, tehjaybo? :-*
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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2009, 02:58:42 PM »
drinky_crow: you wanna trade a pikachu for a jigglypuff
TVC15: Wigglytuff, maybe.
drinky_crow: cool, let's sync up tomorrow. btw, i drew an awesome picture of charizard and ash on my trapper keeper
TVC15: You are so rad.

:rofl

it's funny 'cause it's probably not fake
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Tauntaun

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2009, 02:58:57 PM »
who was that message meant for, tehjaybo? :-*

My guess would be Bloodwake. 
:)

Bloodwake

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2009, 03:00:11 PM »
lmfao

:rofl

so awesome.
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Himu

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2009, 03:00:36 PM »
One pic of tvc being fucked by a Bulbasaur tentacle please.
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tehjaybo

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2009, 03:04:31 PM »
who was that message meant for, tehjaybo? :-*

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drew

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2009, 03:10:07 PM »
he was obviously testing the waters to see what youd say

obviously

tehjaybo

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2009, 03:13:35 PM »
he was obviously testing the waters to see what youd say

obviously

obviously
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Diunx

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2009, 03:25:01 PM »
lol
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2009, 03:30:32 PM »
you can IM on facebook?
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Bloodwake

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2009, 03:32:22 PM »
you can IM on facebook?

Yep, it's the only thing I IM on ever now.
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Robo

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2009, 03:34:56 PM »
Fail.  This is how the trick works:

tehjaybo: Goddamn I just want to bang you.
tehjaybo: OH WOW WRONG WINDOW.
will federman: ?
tehjaybo: unless you gonna do it, uhhhhnnnnnnfffffffffffffffff
will federman: Yeah, that's gonna happen.
tehjaybo: oh fuck yes


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demi

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2009, 03:37:07 PM »
Keith says:
 Ugh, I don't feel so well
Thomas says:
 you should just kill yourself
Keith says:
 That was rude of you.
Thomas says:
 this is totally getting posted LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Keith says:
 OMG I TOTALLY WANT YOU TO SUCK MY WEE WEE
 WRONG WINDOW
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tehjaybo

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2009, 03:46:11 PM »
Something tells me I shouldn't have an erection right now. 
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2009, 03:48:26 PM »
why do things like this never happen to me  :'(
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2009, 03:50:16 PM »
why do things like this never happen to me  :'(

I so want to bang your ass.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2009, 03:50:29 PM »
opps wrong quote button.

Bloodwake

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2009, 04:18:57 PM »
So, I'm masturbating furiously to this thread.

oops, sorry, pushed post on accident.
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2009, 04:20:55 PM »
Thanks for stepping up to the plate  :-[
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Smooth Groove

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2009, 04:58:11 PM »
I've gotten a few PMs mistakenly sent to me as well. 

They were always good for laughs and sometimes they let you know stuff about people that you otherwise wouldn't.   

muckhole

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2009, 06:50:02 PM »
All the dirty PM's I've recieved are from demi, and I'm fairly certain, intentional.
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demi

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2009, 06:50:51 PM »
Check PM
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muckhole

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2009, 07:06:18 PM »
It's getting warm in here again.
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Diunx

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2009, 07:11:36 PM »
A friend of mine once send me a kissing emoticon and I was like "dude what the fuck? :-* " he told me that the kiss was for his gf and he clicked on the wrong tab. I still don't believe him.
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drozmight

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2009, 07:11:59 PM »
I've almost sent this same message to Willco many times, but like a teenager trying to call his crush, I couldn't bring myself to hit send!

 :teehee
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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2009, 01:15:02 AM »
drinky_crow: you wanna trade a pikachu for a jigglypuff
TVC15: Wigglytuff, maybe.
drinky_crow: cool, let's sync up tomorrow. btw, i drew an awesome picture of charizard and ash on my trapper keeper
TVC15: You are so rad.
You two are playing Pokemon?!

No, the scary thing is that those are all private euphemisms.

twerd

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2009, 01:58:17 AM »
drinky_crow: you wanna trade a pikachu for a jigglypuff
TVC15: Wigglytuff, maybe.
drinky_crow: cool, let's sync up tomorrow. btw, i drew an awesome picture of charizard and ash on my trapper keeper
TVC15: You are so rad.

:rofl

it's funny 'cause it's probably not fake

Dammit, Drinky, I like the GAF version of you better.
wut

T234

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2009, 02:31:05 AM »
oh god this is funny. As somebody who knows what these two individuals look like, this would be the funniest porno ever. You could call it "Irish Pirate Quest for Tel-Aviv-via-D.C. booty!", or some shit like that
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billyofcourse

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Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2009, 03:24:42 AM »
seriously.  I get this message from him at least 3 times a week. 

never fails.


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