Ecstasy pills found in used GTA IV; game's worth doubles

[chronovore]

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/customer-finds-ecstasy-pills-in-pre-owned-gtaiv-box

He was offered an apology by the store, but expressed his fear over concerns that his 12 year-old son or 16 year-old daughter could have been harmed.

"When I opened the box up, the cling film wrap fell out. I could not believe it," he told the Telegraph. "I have two children and my son plays Xbox all the time. He could easily have opened the box and found them.

Well, dipshit, your 12 year old son shouldn't be playing a fucking ESRB Mature title (or whatever UK uses), now should he? Keep the drugs for yourself! 

[The Fake Shemp]

Obviously, now we know what Rockstar was giving journalists to get all those supposed accolades.

[OptimoPeach]

[Fragamemnon]

Chubbles there is tooling around in an AIG jersey. He's gonna need the drugs after he gets his ass plastered at the schoolyard by a disgruntled dad.

[chronovore]

Obviously, now we know what Rockstar was giving journalists to get all those supposed accolades.

It also explains all the hyperbole, and outlandish adjectives they were using.

[brawndolicious]

Obviously, only an employee could have been able to put pills into the game box.  A similar thing happened in McDonald's a few years ago where an employee stashed some weed in a happy meal.  I guess that it might be somewhat responsible in comparison to put psychadelics into a M-rated game.

[Yeti]

"It stinks!"

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He looks like Jon Lovitz...

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