Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie

[Human Snorenado]

No, really.

Yeah, I thought it was an Onion article at first too.

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.

Well then.

[drew]

was the zombie by any chance gay?

this could very well be a hate crime

[Human Snorenado]

was the zombie by any chance gay?

this could very well be a hate crime

Don't you have a cross burning or something to be at?

[duckman2000]

Woody Harrelson is a pretty awesome dude

[ToxicAdam]

Long-time weed use is not detrimental ... noooo way!

[Human Snorenado]

Woody Harrelson is a pretty awesome dude

We should get him to hang out with Joaquin Phoenix.  I would pay money to see that.

TA- maybe to paparazzi/zombies.

[drew]

Don't you have a cross burning or something to be at?

oh the irony

[OptimoPeach]

The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Human Snorenado]

The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Those are good instincts on Woody there- he knew he had to attack the zombie in the head.

[Joe Molotov]

Picture of the cameraman in question:

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[drew]

The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face

the photographer must be gay if hes only complaining about a push in the face

[Human Snorenado]

The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face

the photographer must be gay if hes only complaining about a push in the face

We get it, you're a homophobe that probably sucks dicks at rest stops.

[Madrun Badrun]

Picture of the cameraman in question:

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[lordmaji]

a possible metaphor?

[drew]

We get it, you're a homophobe that probably sucks dicks at rest stops.

we get it, you're an internet white knight thats way too easy to troll and gets mad @ jokes

[Diunx]

Hmmm, zombies smart enough to sue humans...I can see this as a Adam Sandler movie.