Poll

What should be my new career?

Male prostitute
2 (6.3%)
Professional hobo
1 (3.1%)
Right wing talk show host
7 (21.9%)
TVC's sex butler
14 (43.8%)
All of the above
8 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 29

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The Fake Shemp

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I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« on: April 11, 2009, 06:19:22 PM »
Running two stores, one of which has only one other keyholder than myself - and he tendered his resignation today.

I'm emotionally and physically spent, I don't know if I can deal with much more.
PSP

Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 06:21:36 PM »
Go to college.
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demi

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 06:21:45 PM »
CAMWHORE

I HAVE MONEY
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 06:22:32 PM »
Use your Jewish connections to land a senior management position at a bank.
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Veidt

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 06:22:47 PM »
I'd suggest taking some time off. You seem worn out man, take  a day or two off. Guarantee you'll be better

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ofcourse, Male prositution to OTHER MALES is the only option.
 
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Reb

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 06:23:41 PM »
Do telemarketing.

Do you have any degrees?
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muckhole

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2009, 06:24:13 PM »
I'd suggest taking some time off. You seem worn out man, take  a day or two off. Guarantee you'll be better

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Yup, time for another Vegas vacation.
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Smooth Groove

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2009, 06:33:06 PM »
Can't you parlay your internet legend status into something that makes money? 

Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2009, 06:37:58 PM »
Can't you parlay your internet legend status into something that makes money? 

actsofwillco.com is still available
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bud

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2009, 06:41:51 PM »
don't you have some diamonds to sell?
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2009, 06:44:28 PM »
omg that emote :lol
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Human Snorenado

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2009, 06:47:14 PM »
Who called this eons ago?  :smug
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2009, 07:13:57 PM »
 :lol


Kestastrophe

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2009, 07:18:33 PM »
Now is not the best economic climate to think about quitting, regardless of how shitty your job is (at least you have a job  :-\). If you're that unhappy, you should start looking for a different position though.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2009, 07:27:02 PM »
Professional hobo sounds so appealing but ones materialistic side needs to be satiated. I wish I could personally walk away from everything and just live off handouts here and there.

You think hobo dudes bang hobo chicks? And I'm wondering if price of entry is nonexistent, like, hobos fuck like crazy under bridges without hangups. Though, I'm guessing thats how AIDS really spread.
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Don Flamenco

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2009, 08:17:37 PM »
have you finished college?  got options for grad school?  Take a "vacation" and finish up one of those two...

drew

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2009, 08:19:00 PM »
I bet you'd look good in butless chaps.

have you seen his latest pic?

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Mandark

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2009, 08:27:19 PM »
You should go Galt.

BlackMage

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2009, 08:41:57 PM »
Become a master of the custodial arts.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2009, 08:51:26 PM »
I hear there's an opening at archie4208's place of work. You might want to dress business casual.
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Smooth Groove

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2009, 08:58:38 PM »
I just had an epiphany.  This is guaranteed to make you rich.


Become a pork butcher , then write a book about the emotional pain of having to betray your heritage and religion in order to survive in America.  

Make sure that your story is somehow connected to the Jewish diaspora and the Holocaust.  

Sell your story to the Lifetime network.  

ToxicAdam

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2009, 08:58:54 PM »
Its so sad to see the inevitable retail burnout. So much promise of opportunity and almost enough money (but never quite enough) to live on.



Fragamemnon

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2009, 09:15:40 PM »
Right wind media and its followers love "rogue" jewz, go with that.
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ToxicAdam

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2009, 09:17:52 PM »
Eric Cantor needs a new speech writer. Give him the Hebrew Handshake and you should be in like Flynn.





The Fake Shemp

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2009, 09:27:13 PM »
How do I get some of that sweet, sweet porkulus money?
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Mandark

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Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2009, 10:44:37 PM »
How do I get some of that sweet, sweet porkulus money?

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