Author Topic: Why is today also a holiday? Jesus is so full of himself. (Read 1439 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** April 13, 2009, 11:06:17 AM »

Is it not enough that he made television boring yesterday, but let kids take the day off school, as well?

Veidt · « **Reply #1 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:08:52 AM »

Hey don't look at me. I'm a Muslim. Although I believe in Jesus, I don't say he came back from the dead. So no holidays.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:18:14 AM »

I believe Jesus came back from the dead to feast on the entrails of his followers, but to appease their zombie overlord, they had offered him colored eggs and peeps to avoid being eaten alive.

Veidt · « **Reply #3 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:19:43 AM »

Quote from: Willco on April 13, 2009, 11:18:14 AM

I believe Jesus came back from the dead to feast on the entrails of his followers, but to appease their zombie overlord, they had offered him colored eggs and peeps to avoid being eaten alive.

Eric P · « **Reply #4 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:26:23 AM »

mmm, Cadbury Brain Eggs

Barry Egan · « **Reply #5 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:29:55 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 13, 2009, 11:26:23 AM

mmm, Cadbury Brain Eggs

So this is why Evangelicals took offense to those "This is your brain on drugs" advertisements.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:36:54 AM »

i turned the news this morning and they were mentioning Dyngus Day. WHAT THE FUCK is Dyngus Day.

Veidt · « **Reply #7 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:40:35 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 13, 2009, 11:36:54 AM

i turned the news this morning and they were mentioning Dyngus Day. WHAT THE FUCK is Dyngus Day.

When all the Jews unite to curse Jesus and praise Judas.

Eric P · « **Reply #8 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:53:01 AM »

Hey Judas, don't take it bad.
take your betrayal and make it matter
remember, to tie the rope right
then you can start to make it better.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:54:47 AM »

PRAISE JAY-SUS

PRAISE THE LAWD

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:01:40 PM »

I don't have the day off; in fact, I have an exam in three hours. $:-\$

At least I'll see Flannel Girl. Maybe she'll be wearing glasses!

Eric P · « **Reply #11 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:06:23 PM »

you should introduce small amounts of poison to her food, this will weaken her eyesight as her body fights off the toxicity of the foreign substance causing her to wear her glasses more often

tehjaybo · « **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:06:54 PM »

Quote from: Malek on April 13, 2009, 12:01:40 PM

I don't have the day off; in fact, I have an exam in three hours. $:-\$

At least I'll see Flannel Girl. Maybe she'll be wearing glasses!

Take pictures covertly so that we may see what's so special.

tiesto · « **Reply #13 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:11:10 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 13, 2009, 11:36:54 AM

i turned the news this morning and they were mentioning Dyngus Day. WHAT THE FUCK is Dyngus Day.

Isn't that some Polish holiday where guys squirt girls with water guns, or something? I remember hearing about that when I lived in Buffalo... even though I'm 1/2 Polack I never heard of such a thing before then.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:12:23 PM »

Quote from: Malek on April 13, 2009, 12:01:40 PM

I don't have the day off; in fact, I have an exam in three hours. $:-\$

At least I'll see Flannel Girl. Maybe she'll be wearing glasses!

Good luck dude.

I have a latin exam tomorrow and I haven't even started studying. Instead I watched slayers next. I fucking suck.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:13:54 PM »

If only you had a decent excuse. $:-\$

I've been studying about 10 hours a day for three weeks.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:24:18 PM »

I've been studying an hour a day, five days a week, for the whole term cause I go to class

Seriously I just wasted the last four days. I always do that. :'( :'( :'( :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:25:30 PM »

Idle hands...

Barry Egan · « **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:26:07 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 13, 2009, 12:24:18 PM

Seriously I just wasted the last four days. I always do that. :'( :'( :'( :'(

me too man. So frustrating. And I feel so guilty asking for extensions

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #19 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:32:59 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 13, 2009, 12:11:10 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 13, 2009, 11:36:54 AM
i turned the news this morning and they were mentioning Dyngus Day. WHAT THE FUCK is Dyngus Day.

Isn't that some Polish holiday where guys squirt girls with water guns, or something? I remember hearing about that when I lived in Buffalo... even though I'm 1/2 Polack I never heard of such a thing before then.

I don't know! The douchebag anchor Joel Arena who is clearly not Polish and NOT Victoria Hong keeps on wishing everyone a happy Dyngus Day. Same with that weather bitch who's not Mike Cejka. .

Atleast Jericka Duncan didn't soil her good name with that garbage. BTW She's fucking hot.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2009, 02:30:07 PM »

This was truly the first Easter I ever spent basically as a normal Sunday. It was refreshing.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2009, 02:43:16 PM »

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