psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes

[Don Flamenco]

post em if you got em


"I wonder if they're like the pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean or if they're just, like, jungle guys"

totally serious.

[Human Snorenado]

"There's no reason this real estate boom won't just keep going on.  We're buying a second house and we've got the condo in Florida; plus my wife is taking classes to be a realtor.  Might look into flipping houses."

-My dipshit old boss, circa 2005.  I reminded him about that and all sorts of other shit when he was contemplating voting for the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow ticket last November; certainly years and years of me being right about nearly everything might give me some sway with him.  Nope.  Voted straight Republican and "love that Sarah Palin.  Gives me a boner."

[Tauntaun]

"There's no reason this real estate boom won't just keep going on.  We're buying a second house and we've got the condo in Florida; plus my wife is taking classes to be a realtor.  Might look into flipping houses."

-My dipshit old boss, circa 2005.  I reminded him about that and all sorts of other shit when he was contemplating voting for the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow ticket last November; certainly years and years of me being right about nearly everything might give me some sway with him.  Nope.  Voted straight Republican and "love that Sarah Palin.  Gives me a boner."

post em if you got em


"I wonder if they're like the pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean or if they're just, like, jungle guys"

totally serious.

   Too good.

[Mupepe]

Regarding company layoffs:

"I think I have a solution to the layoffs.  When I drove through the parking lot I saw at least 4 Obama bumper stickers.  I'm going to get those employee names and lay them off.  They wanted change, they're going to get it."

[FlameOfCallandor]

Just to be fair, Sarah Palin was pretty damn hot.

[Reb]

Just to be fair, Sarah Palin was pretty damn hot.

[TVC15]

Last night, I dreamt I went to One Eyed Jacks with agent Cooper to rescue Audrey Horne, but when I found her, I fucked her instead.

Did she at any point put on weirdo jazz music and start weirdo dancing?

[TVC15]

I just realized i posted this in the wrong thread.

It's okay.  Audrey still hasn't realized which thread you've posted it in

[BlueTsunami]

[TVC15]

[Tauntaun]

Thread hijacked by queers.....again.

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[TVC15]

[BlueTsunami]

Leland is fucking hilarious

[Veidt]

Just to be fair, Sarah Palin was pretty damn hot.

goddam that's it. Enough. Enough of this!

[Don Flamenco]

Last night, I dreamt I went to One Eyed Jacks with agent Cooper to rescue Audrey Horne, but when I found her, I fucked her instead.

Did she at any point put on weirdo jazz music and start weirdo dancing?

All over mah cawk.

I just realized i posted this in the wrong thread.

I was gonna say...this is the bad quote thread, not the "I work with the awesomest person in the world" thread


but this is the kinda threadjacking I can get behind
 

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[Bildi]

I once introduced myself to a new, rather vacant-looking, but hot girl in my building.  And she said:

"Oh hi, I'm Bobby-Jo".

I nearly spit out my coffee.  That's not a real common name around here.

[Joe Molotov]

I overheard one of my co-workers saying that our economy was in the toilet because God was punishing us for not supporting Israel enough against Palestine when they were shooting rockets at each other a few months ago. Invisible hand indeed!

[Dickie Dee]

Just to be fair, Sarah Palin was pretty damn hot.

Creating your own reality, one opinion at a time.