omg unbelievable

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i found a profile on OKCupid of a girl who's incredible manic pixie dreamgirl fantasy material, yet she only replies "selectively" instead of "very selectively"

how could this possibly be?!

[Human Snorenado]

You really ought to hire a Mexican with a functioning knowledge of English and what annoys me to advise you on whether or not to hit that "submit new thread" button.

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too irresponsible, would keep not making payroll and eventually he'd drown me in my own blood

or alternately: I already have, hahaha.

[Human Snorenado]

That's one evil Mexican.