Author Topic: I am likely moving to a hip (as in yuppie-hipster) neighborhood (Read 1201 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** April 19, 2009, 01:10:06 AM »

full of beautiful, successful and/or privileged, somewhat shallow and smarmy (I tell myself) people of whom I am intensely jealous, how long before I snap?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1 on:** April 19, 2009, 01:16:43 AM »

depends on if you over hear some of the shit I hear...

"I know this is, like, super obscure but do you guys carry wheat germ?"

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:50:59 AM »

The fuck is smarmy?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:51:33 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on April 19, 2009, 03:50:59 AM

The fuck is smarmy?

Mandark · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:53:08 AM »

"Before" you snap?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:53:53 AM »

touche.

Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:54:01 AM »

I learned a new word today!

learning english on message boards

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:55:03 AM »

I used to hang out here all the time btw, but always felt out of place. So either I'll be able to hang out here without feeling that way, or else I'll feel that way 24/7.

otoh something like 60 percent of my deep conversations with women leading to random make-out sessions and stuff have happened here. so there's that. thirtysomething female attorneys

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2009, 04:13:20 AM »

http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2009, 04:49:47 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 19, 2009, 04:09:38 AM

You gonna get laid then.

*high five*

If I were tennin, I'd be careful of getting glommed onto by a hipster grifter like this crazy bitch:

http://www.observer.com/2009/style/hipster-grifter?page=0

Sure you think she's a hot, kind of kooky azn hipster straight edge mormon with abusive step parents who lost her wallet/cellphone/whatever and has cancer with only a couple of months to live... but odds are she's just another fucking lunatic hipster!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2009, 01:31:23 PM »

A neighborhood where males get effeminate tattoos on their torsos.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2009, 01:55:37 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on April 19, 2009, 04:49:47 AM

If I were tennin, I'd be careful of getting glommed onto by a hipster grifter like this crazy bitch:

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It was also around November that a guy named Troy was at Union Pool, the Williamsburg bar, when the bartender passed him a note from another customer. It read, “I want to give you a hand job with my mouth,” and was signed “Korean Abdul-Jabbar.” It was, according to Troy, from Ms. Ferrell. Another time, a patron at Fabiane’s, the café on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg, said Ms. Ferrell passed him a note which read: “I want you to throw a hot dog down my hall.”

Omg

I guess the moral of the story is that GirlTalk fans needs to be avoided at all costs.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:53:57 PM »

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Which neighborhood recursive?

NW 23rd. yuppie-hipster with more emphasis on the yuppie part.

drozmight · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:31:55 AM »

You should go buy some cowboy boots.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:53:54 AM »

I'm loling over, 'I love beards'.

Eric P · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:59:29 AM »

the local blog media is going nuts over this hipster grifter thing, but it's stupid. not that impressive a "grift" the only real reason that it's getting this kind of coverage is because stuff is happening in "cool" places or to "cool" things like Vice magazine and what not.

the funniest thing to come out of the whole situation is someone recounting how she tried to sleep with his roommate at a party and he stated "she tried to put her hands down his pants, but his pants were too tight."

[youtube=560,345]Qs6u3at4jTw[/youtube]

Barry Egan · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2009, 11:05:24 AM »

sounds like you'd have to be pretty naive to fall for the "Hipster Grifter(!!!)"

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2009, 11:14:57 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on April 19, 2009, 04:13:20 AM

http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/

I see people like that all the time.

$:-\$

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2009, 12:44:50 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on April 20, 2009, 11:05:24 AM

sounds like you'd have to be pretty naive to fall for the "Hipster Grifter(!!!)"

seems like she attached to some guys who hadn't had girlfriends before.

it's amazing what people will ignore about other people before getting screwed over by them.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2009, 12:51:00 PM »

tight pants wearing hipsters

chronovore · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2009, 01:19:03 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on April 19, 2009, 04:49:47 AM

Quote from: Kosma on April 19, 2009, 04:09:38 AM
You gonna get laid then.

*high five*

If I were tennin, I'd be careful of getting glommed onto by a hipster grifter like this crazy bitch:

http://www.observer.com/2009/style/hipster-grifter?page=0

Sure you think she's a hot, kind of kooky azn hipster straight edge mormon with abusive step parents who lost her wallet/cellphone/whatever and has cancer with only a couple of months to live... but odds are she's just another fucking lunatic hipster!

It's a good thing she doesn't have any recognizable markings, or people would be onto her like that!
:smh

Also, what's with the damned use of her own real name? She's not a grifter, she's just batshit insane.

News:

Author Topic: I am likely moving to a hip (as in yuppie-hipster) neighborhood (Read 1201 times)