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[Powerslave]

http://omegle.com/



Stranger: I like kittys.
You: i like pussies
Stranger: I like icecream.
You: girls like icecream
Stranger: Girls also like movies.
You: i like movies
Stranger: I like adventure movies.
You: i like drama movies
Stranger: I like the popcorn they serve at the movies.
You: i like the toilets at theaters
Stranger: I like the sinks.
You: i like the towels
Stranger: I like you.
You: i like myself
Stranger: I like you for liking yourself.
You: l like like

[Powerslave]

You: boring
Stranger: What?
You: you are boring
Stranger: Take that back.
You: you bore me to tears
Stranger: Son of a bitch
You: *yawn*
Stranger: At least I'm not as boring as Daikatana

[WrikaWrek]

Funniest shit ever, let me tell you that.

[Powerslave]

[Barry Egan]

Stranger: moi
You: hi
Stranger: mitä kuuluu?
You: do you speak english?
Stranger: no no no
You: well can you try?
Stranger: du tala svenska?
You: Fucking Powerslave

[Cheebs]

I am arguing with Russian about Putin and his dictator like ways. I said he refused to give up power and he claimed so did Bush. FUN FUN FUN

[Powerslave]

lmao Chipopo

[Powerslave]

Stranger: u horny?
You: hmm
You: i jerked off a couple of hours ago
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tauntaun]

Stranger: u horny?
You: hmm
You: i jerked off a couple of hours ago
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit: Is this your 'O' face?

[BobFromPikeCreek]

This was fun before it was taken over by Polish, Russian and Brazilian people.

[Powerslave]

Stranger: u horny?
You: hmm
You: i jerked off a couple of hours ago
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit: Is this your 'O' face?

(Image removed from quote.)

nah I really wasn't in the mood anyway.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm a sad panda
You: how sad
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can u help me?
You: yeas
Stranger: nice, u r a nice guy
You: i know
Stranger: i'm happy already
Stranger: u changed my life, man
You: im fuckin NICE
Stranger: yeah, i agree
You: write a book about me
Stranger: i will
You: then make a movie out of it
Stranger: 'the nicest guy ever'
You: maybe a videogame
Stranger: of course!
You: and then 3 sequels
You: no
You: 5
Stranger: you will be famous,you will see
Stranger: no,10
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: you deserve
You: holy shit i rule so much
Stranger: you rock, dude!
You: I win at life
Stranger: you r the best
Stranger: the best eeeever
You: i am best man
Stranger: of course u are!
You: no one is bester than me
Stranger: no one, no one
You: maybe there is someone....
You: but im gonna find him and kill him
Stranger: who? :O
You: so i will be the best again
Stranger: of course! because u can do that
You: surely
You: without a doubt
Stranger: u can do everything
Stranger: yeah
You: because im the best
Stranger: u will change the world, the world is nothing without u
You: what will happen to me when i die
Stranger: everything is gonna finish
Stranger: every one is gonna die, man
Stranger: but you will not die, you will live forever
You: shit, am i really that great? fucking shit im so goddamned awesome motherfucking fuck
Stranger: u know that
Stranger: yeeeeeeeees man, u r the best motherfucking
You: nothing's gonna keep me down
Stranger: of course not!
You: i will beat down every opponent that gets in my way
Stranger: u r better than everything
Stranger: yes, i liked it
Stranger: u will kill every one
You: thats me
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thanks for change my life
You: no problem
Stranger: you r fucking amazing!!!
You: i was just being myself
Stranger: IDASUHIDASUHADSIUH
Stranger: i know, u r the best
Stranger: EVER
You: THE best
Stranger: forever, dude
You: forever and ever
You: and ever
Stranger: and ever and ever and ever
You: and let us not forget..
You: ..ever
Stranger: for finish.. ever!

[Powerslave]

Stranger: hi there
You: Don't talk to strangers
Stranger: do they have candy?
You: They will bring you down
Stranger: and awesome windowless vans?
Stranger: why will they bring me down?
You: they'll bring you DOWN
You: on your knees
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i know were all from the same place, but wouldnt it be awesome to actually just talk to someone..like have a normal conversation?
You: SUCK ON MY PENIS I AM A STRANGER
Stranger: lol

[GilloD]

Stranger: hi
You: I like the plush seats at movie theaters.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GilloD]

You: Free cone day.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 :'(

[GilloD]

Stranger: Svensk?
Stranger: Svensk?
You: Man, sprinkles are good, right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you're gay
You: :0
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GilloD]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Taxis are expensive
Stranger: yeah
You: Sprinkles are not
Stranger: no they're no
Stranger: t
You: So, just make the taxis out of sprinkles.
Stranger: that doesn't make any FUCKING sense
You: Have a better idea?
Stranger: make the sprinkles...
Stranger: out of sprinkles
You: We did that.
Stranger: two birds with one stone
You: We gort that far
Stranger: then keep doing it
You: But it doesn't solve the first problem
Stranger: and keep making them and making them
You: That Taxis are expensive
Stranger: lame

[GilloD]

You: Taxis are expensive
Stranger: yea
You: Rice isn't
Stranger: yea
You: What
Stranger: yea
You: WHAT
Stranger: yea
You: WHAT
Stranger: idk
You: Yo we lil' john

[GilloD]

You: The Batman: Bat or man?
Stranger: neither
You: Then what?
Stranger: cat
You: Weird.
Stranger: yea
You: I like to rub my face on the porcelain sinks at rest stops
Stranger: me to
You: Sometimes I'll fill them up with charcoal and have a BBQ
You: Just invite over whoever comes in
Stranger: http://pullipstyle.com/pullipstyle/product_info.php?cPath=22_40&products_id=125
You: Is that a dildo?
Stranger: i just bought that
You: Oh
Stranger: my eyelashes are falling out
You: Save them for shrimp.
Stranger: i cant
You: Sautee them. With octopus!
You: Oh.
Stranger: squid make good friend on tuesdays
You: Depends on the Tuesday.
Stranger: true
You: Okay. I'm going back to work now.
You: Enjoy your creepy doll.

[The Fake Shemp]

You: YES
Stranger: no
You: YES
You: DO IT
Stranger: why don't you
You: I ALREADY DID IT
Stranger: no you never, liar
You: I DID IT TWICE
You: I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW
Stranger: your not, i refuse to believe that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Powerslave]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Taxis are expensive
Stranger: yeah
You: Sprinkles are not
Stranger: no they're no
Stranger: t
You: So, just make the taxis out of sprinkles.
Stranger: that doesn't make any FUCKING sense
You: Have a better idea?
Stranger: make the sprinkles...
Stranger: out of sprinkles
You: We did that.
Stranger: two birds with one stone
You: We gort that far
Stranger: then keep doing it
You: But it doesn't solve the first problem
Stranger: and keep making them and making them
You: That Taxis are expensive
Stranger: lame

nice

[Propagandhim]

Stranger: YYOYOYOYOYY
You: Yo
Stranger: WAS UP!
You: not a lot
You: how about yourself
Stranger: just chillin
You: like a villain?
Stranger: yesh
You: on penicillin?
You: and riddillin?
You: while he's fiddlin with his diddlin?
Stranger: no!
You: gotcha.
You: oh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Propagandhim]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: So....
Stranger: asl?
You: 23/m/nj
You: you?
Stranger: 18 m mcihgan
You: 2 males
You: this is a recipe for disaster
Stranger: oh no
You: quick, say something macho
Stranger: i like big itties
Stranger: titties*
You: I like giant cock all over my face.
You: Damnit!!  I screwed it up.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tauntaun]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: So....
Stranger: asl?
You: 23/m/nj
You: you?
Stranger: 18 m mcihgan
You: 2 males
You: this is a recipe for disaster
Stranger: oh no
You: quick, say something macho
Stranger: i like big itties
Stranger: titties*
You: I like giant cock all over my face.
You: Damnit!!  I screwed it up.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 





 

[Barry Egan]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: who are you?
You: oh man i'm so tired right now
You: I'm brooklyn
You: you?
Stranger: so am i
Stranger: im Anders
You: man I haven't sleptttt in so long
Stranger: why are you tired?
Stranger: why not
You: I had to write a paper
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 21
You: you?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: are you a naughty girl? or daddys girl?
You: I'm a man you taco
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Propagandhim]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: who are you?
You: oh man i'm so tired right now
You: I'm brooklyn
You: you?
Stranger: so am i
Stranger: im Anders
You: man I haven't sleptttt in so long
Stranger: why are you tired?
Stranger: why not
You: I had to write a paper
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 21
You: you?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: are you a naughty girl? or daddys girl?
You: I'm a man you distinguished effete fellow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Powerslave]

Stranger: hey
You: he
Stranger: h
You: gay
Stranger: ga
You: d
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: *implodes*
You: lmao

[Propagandhim]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: http://www.sandy-wird-entjungfert.com/?uid=306596
You: wait
You: whats' that
You: i'll go to it if you tell me
You: don't just leave
Stranger: its a link
You: to what
You: the past?
You: of shining lands of yore?
Stranger: wehn u klick on it i get one person more on the counter pls^^
You: Where devils in sheepskin ride waves in counterclockwise redundancies....nests of demon's eggs spawn cretins that come to life.  Despite the cries of the wind wailing against our moon, are we ready for this abrupt awakening?
You: For what utility shall this counter move up?
Stranger: what
Stranger: deutsch??
You: and to what end, good sir?
You: No, this is English!
You: I fight to end this tumultuous times, sir.  With sword and arrow.
Stranger: I do not kno what u r talking about
You: This fight is our fight, Stranger.  Think about the risk, for only a shephard's pence this world may meet a furtive doom if we allow the demon his beggings.
Stranger: What r u talking about demon?  R u on meth?
You: Meth?   I knew a Meth.  Handled a sword well.  Meth of Longston.  He shined this valley with his blade skills.  I can remember Meth call out against the demon hoardes right before they took him into the dark.  That shine went out, Stranger.
Stranger: Drugs not a person.  u r on some crazy shit i think
You: I understand your reluctance to join our ranks, but picture this land as it is with paths ablaze and homes crossed with the mordant fever of the beast.  And picture our troop as we yell "Come unto ye!! and the night will play out our roles as the storybooks shall remember us".  Then, we have unto the beast - swords, axes, rods, glory, we demolish his hide and sheath our swords to glory's name.  Amen.
Stranger: Fuck it i don't care about the link im sorry for u u dont seem right in the head.
You: Your pity is a false attribution - I am not long for this world, and my head may go down the path of fools.  But at least my dying breath can be a testament to the would-be wrath that coerces this land to destruction.  I fight to end these tumultuous times.  Join me.
Stranger: Join a hospital u are fucking sick bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: http://www.sandy-wird-entjungfert.com/?uid=306596
You: wait
You: whats' that
You: i'll go to it if you tell me
You: don't just leave
Stranger: its a link
You: to what
You: the past?
You: of shining lands of yore?
Stranger: wehn u klick on it i get one person more on the counter pls^^
You: Where devils in sheepskin ride waves in counterclockwise redundancies....nests of demon's eggs spawn cretins that come to life.  Despite the cries of the wind wailing against our moon, are we ready for this abrupt awakening?
You: For what utility shall this counter move up?
Stranger: what
Stranger: deutsch??
You: and to what end, good sir?
You: No, this is English!
You: I fight to end this tumultuous times, sir.  With sword and arrow.
Stranger: I do not kno what u r talking about
You: This fight is our fight, Stranger.  Think about the risk, for only a shephard's pence this world may meet a furtive doom if we allow the demon his beggings.
Stranger: What r u talking about demon?  R u on meth?
You: Meth?   I knew a Meth.  Handled a sword well.  Meth of Longston.  He shined this valley with his blade skills.  I can remember Meth call out against the demon hoardes right before they took him into the dark.  That shine went out, Stranger.
Stranger: Drugs not a person.  u r on some crazy shit i think
You: I understand your reluctance to join our ranks, but picture this land as it is with paths ablaze and homes crossed with the mordant fever of the beast.  And picture our troop as we yell "Come unto ye!! and the night will play out our roles as the storybooks shall remember us".  Then, we have unto the beast - swords, axes, rods, glory, we demolish his hide and sheath our swords to glory's name.  Amen.
Stranger: Fuck it i don't care about the link im sorry for u u dont seem right in the head.
You: Your pity is a false attribution - I am not long for this world, and my head may go down the path of fools.  But at least my dying breath can be a testament to the would-be wrath that coerces this land to destruction.  I fight to end these tumultuous times.  Join me.
Stranger: Join a hospital u are fucking sick bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Propagandhim]

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: So let's get this show on the road, my name is John, I'm a bachelor..looking to meet a fine girl, I'm not too adventurous but I do like a little candlepin bowling every once in awhile and I do watch the occasional Lifetime made-for-TV movie.  I am caring, but I am not going to do the marrying thing unless we establish that your mother is YOUR responsibility and will not sit on our couch watching The Price is Right..moaning about taxes, and showing up unannounced at the dinner table with spaghetti in her mouth.  Spaghetti we, nor anyone in the house (should we have children) knows the origins of.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Yeahhh I think I'm done with this.

[Propagandhim]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: http://www.sandy-wird-entjungfert.com/?uid=306596
You: wait
You: whats' that
You: i'll go to it if you tell me
You: don't just leave
Stranger: its a link
You: to what
You: the past?
You: of shining lands of yore?
Stranger: wehn u klick on it i get one person more on the counter pls^^
You: Where devils in sheepskin ride waves in counterclockwise redundancies....nests of demon's eggs spawn cretins that come to life.  Despite the cries of the wind wailing against our moon, are we ready for this abrupt awakening?
You: For what utility shall this counter move up?
Stranger: what
Stranger: deutsch??
You: and to what end, good sir?
You: No, this is English!
You: I fight to end this tumultuous times, sir.  With sword and arrow.
Stranger: I do not kno what u r talking about
You: This fight is our fight, Stranger.  Think about the risk, for only a shephard's pence this world may meet a furtive doom if we allow the demon his beggings.
Stranger: What r u talking about demon?  R u on meth?
You: Meth?   I knew a Meth.  Handled a sword well.  Meth of Longston.  He shined this valley with his blade skills.  I can remember Meth call out against the demon hoardes right before they took him into the dark.  That shine went out, Stranger.
Stranger: Drugs not a person.  u r on some crazy shit i think
You: I understand your reluctance to join our ranks, but picture this land as it is with paths ablaze and homes crossed with the mordant fever of the beast.  And picture our troop as we yell "Come unto ye!! and the night will play out our roles as the storybooks shall remember us".  Then, we have unto the beast - swords, axes, rods, glory, we demolish his hide and sheath our swords to glory's name.  Amen.
Stranger: Fuck it i don't care about the link im sorry for u u dont seem right in the head.
You: Your pity is a false attribution - I am not long for this world, and my head may go down the path of fools.  But at least my dying breath can be a testament to the would-be wrath that coerces this land to destruction.  I fight to end these tumultuous times.  Join me.
Stranger: Join a hospital u are fucking sick bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're really enjoying this aren't you. I approve.

Hahaha that dude stuck around - it was awesome

[Powerslave]

You: I think im the coolest person ever
Stranger: how do u know irt
You: Because you can't prove me wrong
Stranger: fuck offf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tauntaun]

You: I think im the coolest person ever
Stranger: how do u know irt
You: Because you can't prove me wrong
Stranger: fuck offf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He couldn't handle your cool.   

[Powerslave]

I blew his mind with my unbeatable logic




Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: fuck off
You: you are boring
Stranger: how rude
You: how boring
Stranger: if u dnt wanna tlk y u on here cockead
You: im not here to have sex witht u taco
You: why do u have to say asl
You: what are you gonna do when you find out my age and location anyway
Stranger: so i no hu im talking to shitface
You: lmao 'hu
You: so fuckin stupid
Stranger: get a life
You: get a gf
You: loser
Stranger: ive got one ta
You: I bet you hope thte next person who you ask 'asl?' to is a girl
You: you're hopeless
You: and you're never gonna get pussy
Stranger: i bet ur some middle aged fat bastared sat fingering ur arsehole to porn wishing u were in it and taking you anger out on other random people coz u no ur nt gna gt any
You: nt gna gt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Powerslave]

Stranger: Hi
Stranger:
You: No
You: I disagree with you greeting me
Stranger: Why?
You: It's my opinion
You: and I have a goddamned right to have an opinion
Stranger:
You: so fuck off I never liked you anyway

[GilloD]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I win
You: We're talking about you: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=29798.0
Stranger: how do you know me?
You: You're the coolest guy ever, right?
Stranger: Not really...
You: Oh. I thought I saw you in Cool Monthly
Stranger: NOt at all actually... I'm probably the worst most hated beingon this earth
You: The Coolorker.
You: The Atlantic Coolly
You: Playcool
You: The Virgina Quarterly Review of Cool
Stranger: ZSHOOM!!! I'm watching Silent Hill
Stranger: HURRAY!!!
You: Watching?
You: You play dat shit.
Stranger: Yeah... they made a movie
Stranger: its so sick and Now I must leave
You: A what?
Stranger: Look it up sometime
You: Is that a talkie?
Stranger: a movie
Stranger: yeah its so cool
You: Is Charlie Chaplin in it?
You: I'm your grandpa

[demi]

Stranger: i bet ur some middle aged fat bastared sat fingering ur arsehole to porn wishing u were in it and taking you anger out on other random people coz u no ur nt gna gt any

[Powerslave]

Somehow I knew you were gonna get turned on by that

[demi]

I would have been more surprised by the fact I just read one of your posts

[Powerslave]

You read all my posts. Extensively.

[Barry Egan]

You: Is that a talkie?
Stranger: a movie
Stranger: yeah its so cool
You: Is Charlie Chaplin in it?
You: I'm your grandpa