Author Topic: SWEET FANCY MOSES I AIN'T DYIN! (Read 1675 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** April 20, 2009, 05:13:00 PM »

Just got my blood tests back. Liver levels in the blood are still slightly elevated, but they think this has more to do with family history than with any "damage" that's been done. Alo no warnings from my kidneys. They said the high amounts of colchicine and whatever anti-inflammatory drugs they were giving me in the hospital probably made my liver look worse than it was.

I'M GETTIN ME A WHOLE BOTTLE OF ABSINTHE TONIGHT AND I'MM SEE GOD, YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:13:34 PM »

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! I DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ANYTHING AT ALL!!!

WOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOO!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #2 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:14:07 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:14:29 PM »

It's a good thing I keep a bottle of scotch at work.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:14:44 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:16:54 PM »

I'm thrilled that the results came back better than you thought, but don't overdo it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:17:51 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:21:17 PM »

Wooooooooooo!

Since I'm the one with the fatal kidneys, come sacrifice your sanity on my behalf by replacing me in the heinously distinguished mentally-challenged meeting

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:22:28 PM »

Oops, "the heinously" equals "this heinously", stupid phone

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:23:47 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on April 20, 2009, 05:19:06 PM

WILL YOUR COCK WORK AGAIN?!!!

Well, no. The pressure that my blood fires at could still perforate styrofoam, so I'm gonna be doped up on blood pressure meds for the rest of my life. My penis will never work again. So it's a good thing I can still use the rest of my body as an amusement park.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:25:07 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 20, 2009, 05:23:47 PM

Quote from: Jinfash on April 20, 2009, 05:19:06 PM
WILL YOUR COCK WORK AGAIN?!!!

Well, no. The pressure that my blood fires at could still perforate styrofoam, so I'm gonna be doped up on blood pressure meds for the rest of my life. My penis will never work again. So it's a good thing I can still use the rest of my body as an amusement park.

Sweet, I'll feel much less threatened as your sex butler now.

Eric P · « **Reply #11 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:25:31 PM »

congrats

Brehvolution · « **Reply #12 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:39:38 PM »

Sad day for Demi.

Great news TVC!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:44:40 PM »

FUCK YEAH GO TVC DRINK YOUR ASS OFF

Seriously, awesome news. Glad to see an upside after your recent health problems.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:49:40 PM »

TVC

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:50:51 PM »

I want to get it changed to Byron Borgia. But it is too comic booky.

Diunx · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:58:49 PM »

Congrats Keith! now get drunk and post some pics of your naked shoulders

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2009, 06:25:39 PM »

wait - are you serious about the boner thing? like, is it just harder for you to get hard or are you a floppy-donged loser till you croak?

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2009, 06:26:36 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on April 20, 2009, 06:25:39 PM

wait - are you serious about the boner thing? like, is it just harder for you to get hard or are you a floppy-donged loser till you croak?

I seriously have not had an erection since I started taking the blood pressure medication I am on, micardi HCT. Or HTC. I ferget.

Side effects for Micardis:

Autonomic Nervous System: impotence, increased sweating, flushing

Body as a Whole: allergy, fever, leg pain, malaise, chest pain

Cardiovascular: palpitation, dependent edema, angina pectoris, leg edema, abnormal ECG, hypertension, peripheral edema

CNS: insomnia, somnolence, migraine, vertigo, paresthesia, involuntary muscle contractions, hypoaesthesia

Gastrointestinal: flatulence, constipation, gastritis, dry mouth, hemorrhoids, gastroenteritis, enteritis, gastroesophageal reflux, toothache, non-specific gastrointestinal disorders

Metabolic: gout, hypercholesterolemia, diabetes mellitus

Musculoskeletal: arthritis, arthralgia, leg cramps, myalgia

Psychiatric: anxiety, depression, nervousness

Resistance Mechanism: infection, fungal infection, abscess, otitis media

Respiratory: asthma, rhinitis, dyspnea, epistaxis

Skin: dermatitis, eczema, pruritus

Urinary: micturition frequency, cystitis

Vascular: cerebrovascular disorder

Special Senses: abnormal vision, conjunctivitis, tinnitus, earache

Side effects for HCT (it's 2 blood pressure meds in 1 pill)

Digestive: pancreatitis, jaundice (intrahepatic cholestatic jaundice), sialadenitis, cramping, gastric irritation

Hematologic: aplastic anemia, agranulocytosis, leukopenia, hemolytic anemia, thrombocytopenia

Hypersensitivity: purpura, photosensitivity, urticaria, necrotizing angiitis (vasculitis and cutaneous vasculitis), fever, respiratory distress including pneumonitis and pulmonary edema, anaphylactic reactions

Metabolic: hyperglycemia, glycosuria, hyperuricemia

Musculoskeletal: muscle spasm

Nervous System/Psychiatric: restlessness

Renal: renal failure, renal dysfunction, interstitial nephritis

Skin: erythema multiforme including Stevens-Johnson syndrome, exfoliative dermatitis including toxic epidermal necrolysis

Special Senses: transient blurred vision, xanthopsia

I get a number of these.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2009, 06:28:06 PM »

so technically could you get a boner if, you know, you "forget" your medication?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** April 20, 2009, 06:30:32 PM »

grats. we're gonna need a detailed account of your next jack off session

Positive Touch · « **Reply #21 on:** April 20, 2009, 06:32:34 PM »

holy shit. it's like, you're alive, but why?

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 20, 2009, 06:32:49 PM »

Good luck. I'd probably need pornography that incorporated children getting twisted up and torn apart in farming equipment.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** April 20, 2009, 06:33:31 PM »

GG should be able to hook you up

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #24 on:** April 20, 2009, 06:52:42 PM »

::desperately searching gurochan::

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:02:22 PM »

congrats

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:08:32 PM »

Keith says:
Are you happy fo rme?
Thomas says:
about what
Keith says:
Not dying!
Thomas says:
why would i be happy about that
Keith says:
Because one of your friends that thought he was dying isn't going to die?
Thomas says:
and..
Keith says:
What else do you need! I'm not going to die! No need to worry any longer!
Thomas says:
so does this mean you will send me that stuff you promised
Keith says:
If you wish hard enough
Thomas says:
clearly that doesnt work
you are still alive

Positive Touch · « **Reply #27 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:09:38 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:12:56 PM »

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #29 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:16:21 PM »

Congrats, are you still getting a bike?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:31:45 PM »

demi breaks BAD

Oblivion · « **Reply #31 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:33:33 PM »

Congrats, TVC. Though you'll probably be regretting it later.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #32 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:36:57 PM »

Demi

Diunx · « **Reply #33 on:** April 20, 2009, 11:41:51 PM »

demi is such a cool asshole, is a shame that he is banned at gaf, he should get a Drinki type status.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** April 21, 2009, 01:50:32 AM »

It's going to feel good to resume my night caps. Even though I never stopped. But now I know they aren't killing me.

tiesto · « **Reply #35 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:26:09 AM »

Good to hear you aren't in danger of dying.

GoofyGoober · « **Reply #36 on:** April 21, 2009, 06:58:38 PM »

Good News!

Some of those side effects look worse then the problem.

News:

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