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BlueTsunami

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I just finished The Neverending Story
« on: April 20, 2009, 09:08:25 PM »
    I wanted "The Golden-Eyed Commander of Wishes" to rape my butthole

    Atreyu and Bastion totally were going to gay it out Hobbit style but this is a kids story

    Xayide was a hot female sorceress pedo

    Falcor is just as awesome as imagined

    There is a plant like woman in the story with big motherly bosoms

:teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 09:26:36 PM »
I'm not sure I could sit through the Neverending Story nowadays.  Although...

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BlueTsunami

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 09:28:15 PM »
omg :lol
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Brehvolution

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 09:28:39 PM »
Did you tear up at all at the end?
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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 09:29:41 PM »
shitty movie, gay.

BlueTsunami

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 09:32:37 PM »
Ops, I meant the book, not the movie. The movie is pretty shitty compared to Michael Endes original book. Though the Sphinx Gates were pretty hot.
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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 09:38:18 PM »
Oh sorry, I thought we were talking movie.

In any case, Falcor is among the lamest names ever.  What was he thinking?  Other names are pretty good though.

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 09:42:34 PM »
Oh sorry, I thought we were talking movie.

In any case, Falcor is among the lamest names ever.  What was he thinking?  Other names are pretty good though.

I know... It's Falcon with the n chopped in half.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2009, 09:49:50 PM »
I hear a Falcon screech whenever the name is written/uttered
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Bildi

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2009, 09:55:01 PM »
Maybe it was a typo and when he saw it he thought it was a cool name.

HE WAS WRONG.

What was the name of the land that the movie was set in?  I'm thinking "Eternia" but that's from He-Man.

BlueTsunami

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2009, 09:57:07 PM »
Fantastica, I prefer Fantasia. It has to be the translation from German, some of the names/terms seem to be taken too literally but I guess its better that the translator didn't take any liberties in changing it up.
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Barry Egan

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2009, 10:00:54 PM »
Fantastica? 

I will never read this book as a result of Fantastica.

Bildi

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2009, 10:13:44 PM »
Is it really Fantastica?  Oh dear.

I guess a translation from original German explains a lot.  Atreyu is a good name - maybe that was the same as the German original.

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2009, 10:17:41 PM »
Atreyu is uyerta backwards. Which means 'gay' in Mayan.

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2009, 10:33:22 PM »
I'm uyerta for Noah.

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Barry Egan

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2009, 10:38:40 PM »
wow.

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2009, 10:40:22 PM »
Yeah, anyone who liked the movie(s) should really read the book.  The first movie is only based on the first half of the book (and tacks on a moronic ending), the second movie is very loosely based on the second half but it's mangled pretty badly so between them the structure and themes (and ending, and middle section linking the two halves) of the book as a whole are lost
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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2009, 10:51:05 PM »
I was surprised when I started the second half of the book, realizing where the second movie pulled the plot and devices from. The whole amulet that showed how many wishes Bastion had in the second movie was as ham fisted as it gets (if I remember correctly). The book definitely handled that with more subtlety.
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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2009, 10:52:40 PM »
I've steered clear of the second movie.  But now I'm interested in the book.

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2009, 11:40:57 PM »
but how, it's never ending?!?!?!

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2009, 11:51:47 PM »
I'm having seen this movie in like 15 years, probably wont see it again I remember it not being that good.
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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 12:26:22 AM »
I'm having seen this movie in like 15 years, probably wont see it again I remember it not being that good.

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2009, 12:30:33 AM »
the movie hasn't aged well  :'( :'( :'(
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Bildi

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2009, 12:39:42 AM »
I think it's aged OK, but it is for kids so is probably pretty cringe-worthy when you watch it as an adult.

I'm getting the urge to watch it now though.  I think my mum has it on DVD so I should borrow it.

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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2009, 12:56:34 AM »
I think it's aged OK, but it is for kids so is probably pretty cringe-worthy when you watch it as an adult.

I missed out on it as a child, and I had a close friend insist that I give it a watch as an adult. It was downright painful to sit through.
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Re: I just finished The Neverending Story
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2009, 01:10:11 AM »
I'm uyerta for Noah.

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