Author Topic: Do Asian women really cry/scream "No! Wait!" when they have sex? (Read 29296 times)

Himu · « **on:** December 07, 2006, 10:18:50 AM »

Please answer. It needs to be confirmed.

I always figured that Asian women don't really like sex.

Solo · « **Reply #1 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:26:58 AM »

Only if you rape them.

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:30:15 AM »

You don't say!

morphix · « **Reply #3 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:32:22 AM »

well willco, do they?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:42:34 AM »

I was wondering who would ask first

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:43:58 AM »

I was going to ask in the first post, but I figured I'd let PD do the honors. Ofcourse, Morphix asked first!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:57:51 AM »

So do they will?

we need to know.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #7 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:50:53 AM »

Only the Asian women that have sex with you.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:58:10 AM »

CG's pullin out all the guns

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:09:41 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on December 07, 2006, 11:50:53 AM

Only the Asian women that have sex with you.

Oh snap! That's my girl! <3

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #10 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:18:15 PM »

I really wish I could find that picture of the large rolleyes emoticon throwing up a bunch of smaller rolleyes emoticons right now.

where am Blaze when you need it?

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:19:45 PM »

Jesus fucking christ, do you people believe everything you see in NON-asian porn, too? You're as bad as Ark-AMN, Himuro.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:30:09 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 07, 2006, 12:19:45 PM

Jesus fucking christ, do you people believe everything you see in NON-asian porn, too? You're as bad as Ark-AMN, Himuro.

So all white girls do like it up the butt, eh?

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:33:13 PM »

TV, that was really insulting.

Willco, they do. I know it to be true.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:33:46 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 12:30:09 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 07, 2006, 12:19:45 PM
Jesus fucking christ, do you people believe everything you see in NON-asian porn, too? You're as bad as Ark-AMN, Himuro.

So all white girls do like it up the butt, eh?

Yes, but only if you deepththroat them afterwards.
Obviously men like to see women take it up the pooper, but why do Asian men like to see Asian women whimper and cry?

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:35:03 PM »

They have those child porn complexes over there in Asia land, more so than anywhere else. I know what they do there. That's why they like the crying and shit.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:37:04 PM »

No, usually this is the standard issue performance:

1. Guy eats out girl.
2. Girl deepthroats guy.
3. Various angles of penetration, although usually always starting off cowgirl (or reverse) then to missionary/other assorted angles and then finally to doggystyle.
4. Anal!
5. Moneyshot! Usually on bosom or face, but it is kind of gross to suck a dude's member after it's been in your pooper!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:38:21 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 12:37:04 PM

but it is kind of gross to suck a dude's member after it's been in your pooper!

Do tell.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:41:59 PM »

Naw, the chick always deepthroats before he licks her carpet.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #19 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:44:03 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 12:37:04 PM

No, usually this is the standard issue performance:

1. Guy eats out girl.
2. Girl deepthroats guy.
3. Various angles of penetration, although usually always starting off cowgirl (or reverse) then to missionary/other assorted angles and then finally to doggystyle.
4. Anal!
5. Moneyshot! Usually on bosom or face, but it is kind of gross to suck a dude's member after it's been in your pooper!

Are you sure you've seen porn, Willco?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:46:09 PM »

No, sex is a foriegn concept to me. I don't want to go blind.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #21 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:46:45 PM »

It's already making you spell funny!

Bacon · « **Reply #22 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:50:13 PM »

Willco doesn't have sex, but he does make love.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** December 07, 2006, 12:52:15 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on December 07, 2006, 12:50:13 PM

Willco doesn't have sex, but he does make love.

morphix · « **Reply #24 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:04:28 PM »

to be fair if you are good enough you can get any kind of woman to whimper like one of those jappa chicks in the pornos

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:05:53 PM »

Quote from: morphix on December 07, 2006, 01:04:28 PM

to be fair if you are good enough you can get any kind of woman to whimper like one of those jappa chicks in the pornos

I don't know if making women cry in agony, because it certainly doesn't sound like ecstasy, is worth chest thumping about.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:09:07 PM »

Jesus, wtf kind of question is that?

morphix · « **Reply #27 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:12:27 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 01:05:53 PM

Quote from: morphix on December 07, 2006, 01:04:28 PM
to be fair if you are good enough you can get any kind of woman to whimper like one of those jappa chicks in the pornos

I don't know if making women cry in agony, because it certainly doesn't sound like ecstasy, is worth chest thumping about.

maybe I am watching the different pornos. Admittedly my porn stash is rather small, probably haven't seen the ones with the girls screaming out in agony yet.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #28 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:13:49 PM »

How people can waste money on porn who already pay for broadband internet is beyond me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:15:07 PM »

The American-born actresses, like Evelyn Lin and Mika Tan, really don't do that whimpering crap. Those foriegn ones seem to always do it, though. It's bizarre.

Before anyone asks, I do not collect soley Asian porn. I had a diverse cornucopia of porn, covering almost every ethnicity and production quality.

Not anymore.

Bacon · « **Reply #30 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:19:08 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 01:15:07 PM

The American-born actresses, like Evelyn Lin and Mika Tan, really don't do that whimpering crap. Those foriegn ones seem to always do it, though. It's bizarre.

Before anyone asks, I do not collect soley Asian porn. I had a diverse cornucopia of porn, covering almost every ethnicity and production quality.

Not anymore.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:20:27 PM »

Quote from: morphix on December 07, 2006, 01:04:28 PM

to be fair if you are good enough you can get any kind of woman to whimper like one of those jappa chicks in the pornos

let me guess, you're good enough? god damn I would love to see you go at it. not in a gay way, but in a "i can't believe this guy thinks he's a casanova" way.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:21:57 PM »

What, Bacon? I deleted almost all of it. At one point, I had a sickening amount of debauchery on my hard drive. Nothing will make me feel as pure and cleansed as deleting that entire folder. It was like a weight was lifted and I was baptized in the digital waters of the Internet.

whiteACID · « **Reply #33 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:22:17 PM »

I could say something really mean about Asians here, but I have to wait until after Christmas.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #34 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:24:06 PM »

I'm sure she'll still like the scarf, even if it's coming from a bigot

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #35 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:24:34 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 01:21:57 PM

What, Bacon? I deleted almost all of it. At one point, I had a sickening amount of debauchery on my hard drive. Nothing will make me feel as pure and cleansed as deleting that entire folder. It was like a weight was lifted and I was baptized in the digital waters of the Internet.

I'm sheding tears for you right now... :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:24:36 PM »

Bacon · « **Reply #37 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:24:55 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 01:21:57 PM

What, Bacon? I deleted almost all of it.

Almost?

morphix · « **Reply #38 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:25:15 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 07, 2006, 01:20:27 PM

Quote from: morphix on December 07, 2006, 01:04:28 PM
to be fair if you are good enough you can get any kind of woman to whimper like one of those jappa chicks in the pornos

let me guess, you're good enough? god damn I would love to see you go at it. not in a gay way, but in a "i can't believe this guy thinks he's a casanova" way.

I am only good at one part, I feel I need a lot more practice in other areas.

Got any tips?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:25:27 PM »

I always have one or two pieces that are simply too valuable to destroy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #40 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:25:35 PM »

Maybe three.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:25:42 PM »

Or four.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #42 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:26:00 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #43 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:26:25 PM »

Quote from: morphix on December 07, 2006, 01:25:15 PM

I am only good at one part, I feel I need a lot more practice in other areas.

Got any tips?

None that don't come with experience, my rich friend

Bacon · « **Reply #44 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:27:00 PM »

I thought you were going to lie about your stash for when CG next viewed the thread.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:27:13 PM »

He's saying practice on whores!

Quote from: Bacon on December 07, 2006, 01:27:00 PM

I thought you were going to lie about your stash for when CG next viewed the thread.

She's not naive enough to think that such a stash doesn't exist somewhere in the crevices of my HD.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #46 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:29:01 PM »

heh, crevices

Bacon · « **Reply #47 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:29:34 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 01:27:13 PM

He's saying practice on whores!

Quote from: Bacon on December 07, 2006, 01:27:00 PM
I thought you were going to lie about your stash for when CG next viewed the thread.

She's not naive enough to think that such a stash doesn't exist somewhere in the crevices of my HD.

I'm sure there are pictures of Ewan Mcgregor and his unclipped manhood somewhere on her HD as well.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #48 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:35:45 PM »

Morphix:

Half
Half
WHOLE

then mix it up

Half
Half
WHOLE
Swivel

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #49 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:36:34 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on December 07, 2006, 01:29:34 PM

I'm sure there are pictures of Ewan Mcgregor and his unclipped manhood somewhere on her HD as well.

Bacon · « **Reply #50 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:38:53 PM »

No one said the truth wouldn't hurt.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #51 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:41:02 PM »

Take heart in the fact that he has a terrible complexion.

Garnet · « **Reply #52 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:45:10 PM »

Answer: No, they actually scream "IIE!!!!! YAMETE!!!!"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:45:24 PM »

Asian porn is disgustingly bad. I simply cannot concentrate on wanking while some 70 pound pubescent looking chick is crying because a two inch dick is in her hooch. Jesus Christ, WTF is wrong with these women. You can't take a pinkie sized without acting like someone donkey punched you? If a man raped me with a two inch dick I certainly wouldn't cry - I'd be like dude what the fuck is your problem.

Real asian pornstars don't fuck asian men and that's a fact. Miko Lee? Katsumi? Kobe Tai? They all handle the meat like champs, even if it's Lex Steel's 14 inch manstick

Guys who like asian porn should be put on the blacklist for possible sex offenders; little girls crying turns you on, you Yellow Bastards? And then they try to play it off like "oh, asian porn is soo much better than American porn." Fucker, you can't see anything when it's edited out, and when you can it's a dirty mess of armpit hair planted around their tight vagines. AMAZING. Yeah right.

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:47:48 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 01:45:10 PM

Answer: No, they actually scream "IIE!!!!! YAMETE!!!!"

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #55 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:48:34 PM »

Good post, PD. I too don't see the big deal with Asian porn.

Bacon · « **Reply #56 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:49:03 PM »

The hairstyles in Asian porn really are a bit too natural. And often times, the teeth are even worse. How am I supposed to appreciate 50 loads when they're on a janked set of teeth?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #57 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:50:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 01:45:24 PM

If a man raped me with a two inch dick I certainly wouldn't cry - I'd be like dude let's move in together

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #58 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:52:25 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:53:23 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 01:45:24 PM

Asian porn is disgustingly bad. I simply cannot concentrate on wanking while some 70 pound pubescent looking chick is crying because a two inch dick is in her hooch. Jesus Christ, WTF is wrong with these women. You can't take a pinkie sized without acting like someone donkey punched you? If a man raped me with a two inch dick I certainly wouldn't cry - I'd be like dude what the fuck is your problem.

Real asian pornstars don't fuck asian men and that's a fact. Miko Lee? Katsumi? Kobe Tai? They all handle the meat like champs, even if it's Lex Steel's 14 inch manstick

Guys who like asian porn should be put on the blacklist for possible sex offenders; little girls crying turns you on, you Yellow Bastards? And then they try to play it off like "oh, asian porn is soo much better than American porn." Fucker, you can't see anything when it's edited out, and when you can it's a dirty mess of armpit hair planted around their tight vagines. AMAZING. Yeah right.

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Author Topic: Do Asian women really cry/scream "No! Wait!" when they have sex? (Read 29296 times)