Author Topic: Gay marriage, your thoughts? (Read 2905 times)

WrikaWrek · « **on:** April 21, 2009, 02:43:25 PM »

I don't understand what the fuss is all about. Gays (Which apparently people forget, includes Men and Women) want the same rights as Straight people.

What's the problem? If they marry, are they going to make any of us less happy? I don't get it. The discussion isn't even marriage through the church, we are talking about civil rights, what the fuck do you care, if some dude or some chick can sign that paper with another one from the same sex, and walk around with a wedding ring?

The only people i see that have a legitimate right to not want marriage to happen, are religious people that don't want Gay marriage in their church.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2009, 02:48:19 PM »

Gays and lesbians should be allowed to get married. I don't see how it will ruin straight people's marriages seeing how they are already really good at doing that on their own.

Reb · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2009, 02:49:16 PM »

Change is scary.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2009, 02:53:10 PM »

Let them do what they want. Then let them raise a child that would have been lost otherwise. Everyone wins.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2009, 02:57:03 PM »

Gays shouldnt marry cause it makes the libruls pussies hurt

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2009, 02:57:06 PM »

1. Kids will be taught that men can marry men, and women can marry women

2. Churches will be forced to marry gay couples

3. If you give same sex couples the right to marry, what's to stop people from wanting to marry their dog, or a child, or multiple children and multiple dogs etc. Marriage should have a clear definition or it will be lessened

Those are like the top three religious arguments against it right? smh @ them all

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2009, 02:57:57 PM »

I think its great Americans are able to choose one way or another.

We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that's how I was raised, and that's how I think it should be -- between a man and a woman.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:00:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2009, 02:57:06 PM

2. Churches will be forced to marry gay couples

Lol, doubt it.

Pretty much impossible if you ask me, because they can't be forced anyway. It's not a civil right...

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:01:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2009, 02:57:06 PM

3. If you give same sex couples the right to marry, what's to stop people from wanting to marry their dog, or a child, or multiple children and multiple dogs etc. Marriage should have a clear definition or it will be lessened

That's easy enough, define marriage as between two consenting adults and call it good.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:03:46 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on April 21, 2009, 03:01:03 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2009, 02:57:06 PM
3. If you give same sex couples the right to marry, what's to stop people from wanting to marry their dog, or a child, or multiple children and multiple dogs etc. Marriage should have a clear definition or it will be lessened

That's easy enough, define marriage as between two consenting adults and call it good.

Agreed. I haven't heard a single logical argument against gay marriage. Honestly if someone told me they opposed it strictly on religious terms, I could disagree and move on. People who make up shit to serve their purposes - ie the 3 arguments I posted - get no dap from me

tehjaybo · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:05:56 PM »

I support it. But I think that it will have to fight for every step it takes against people who say "GOD HATES THOSE KIND THOUGH" without realizing that the god that they believe in loves all, regardless. Some christians lose sight of that. World would be a better place if they just remembered.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:06:34 PM »

i want MANDATORY gay marriage for all republicans and fundamentalist christians

Powerslave · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:11:23 PM »

My thoughts? It's gay. That's why people don't want them to be allowed. It's too gay.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:33:09 PM »

i hate it when i'm about to have my breakfast, i go to dip my spoon into a bowl of cereal and two dicks touch right infront of it. i'm like... you goddamn gays, i don't have time to be dodging your dicks with my spoon.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #14 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:40:17 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 21, 2009, 03:33:09 PM

i hate it when i'm about to have my breakfast, i go to dip my spoon into a bowl of cereal and two dicks touch right infront of it. i'm like... you goddamn gays, i don't have time to be dodging your dicks with my spoon.

on topic, I don't care if gay people want to marry. I fully support that. It's strange to see something so inert get so maligned by others. As if straight people are the only ones capable of marriage...with the 50% divorce rate and all. and working at a law firm that handles divorce cases makes me question whether anyone should get married.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:52:44 PM »

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:00:00 PM »

If the word "marriage" is distinctly religious and sacred, as those on the right say, then it shouldn't be on the law books to begin with. Make all legally recognized relationships into civil unions, gay and straight, and leave marriages at church.

I think this is what Dem-voting Christians would support, me and my fiance are of that mindset. Or you could just forget that sacred thing, keep things simple and let gay people be married.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:00:57 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 21, 2009, 03:33:09 PM

i hate it when i'm about to have my breakfast, i go to dip my spoon into a bowl of cereal and two dicks touch right infront of it. i'm like... you goddamn gays, i don't have time to be dodging your dicks with my spoon.

Told you you shouldn't have become roommates with PD and Cheebs.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:02:06 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 21, 2009, 03:33:09 PM

i hate it when i'm about to have my breakfast, i go to dip my spoon into a bowl of cereal and two dicks touch right infront of it. i'm like... you goddamn gays, i don't have time to be dodging your dicks with my spoon.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:37:08 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 21, 2009, 03:10:20 PM

How is that republicans can regularly give me rest stop hand jobs and yet they oppose gay marriage

fear of commitment, of course

if they gay marry, how can they give you restroom tooter tugs without guilt

dude, it's in your best interest

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2009, 05:10:11 PM »

once it's legal, i wonder how gay voting patterns will change.

i don't think the government should have anything to do with marriage, but if they do, gays should be able to marry.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** April 21, 2009, 05:11:46 PM »

GAAAAY.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #22 on:** April 21, 2009, 05:20:01 PM »

why should gay people be spared the misery of divorce or decades of loveless cohabitation

tiesto · « **Reply #23 on:** April 21, 2009, 05:26:28 PM »

I say, just legalize it country-wide already...

Not only would it benefit gay people and put them on equal footing with straights, the religious right would be so massively butthurt, and nothing is more entertaining to me than seeing that happen.

Akala · « **Reply #24 on:** April 21, 2009, 06:11:54 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 21, 2009, 05:26:28 PM

I say, just legalize it country-wide already...

Not only would it benefit gay people and put them on equal footing with straights, the religious right would be so massively butthurt, and nothing is more entertaining to me than seeing that happen.

Imagine the tea parties...

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #25 on:** April 21, 2009, 06:21:27 PM »

I think marriage is between a man and a woman. That said, I don't think there's any non-biblically based reason to deny the right to gay people. As long as they are taxed the exact same way.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:36:35 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on April 21, 2009, 05:20:01 PM

why should gay people be spared the misery of divorce or decades of loveless cohabitation

Awesome

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:48:16 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 21, 2009, 05:11:46 PM

GAAAAY.

Mr. & Mr. Molotov - doesnt it sound nice?

huckleberry · « **Reply #28 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:12:08 PM »

I think what irritates me most about the whole issue is that it (marriage between the same sex) has to be explicitly legalized at all. It should not ever have been against the law for two people to join in a legal union of their choosing.

I live in a state (Kentucky) where just the idea of two men trying to adopt children was front page news forever....and their breakup became front page.

The very concept of passing a law that 'defines' what marriage is, or is not, is a fucking joke. People who are so obsessed with what other people are doing with their lives really need to re-evaluate their own.

Diunx · « **Reply #29 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:47:59 PM »

God says is wrong so It should be forbidden in all of gods country including the most important, free and loving nation of all the divine creation, The United States of America.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:57:14 PM »

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demi · « **Reply #31 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:57:58 PM »

i dont even know what that is

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #32 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:58:19 PM »

nor do i :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:00:06 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on April 21, 2009, 09:58:19 PM

nor do i :'(

She'll give you anal one day, don't worry.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #34 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:05:54 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on April 21, 2009, 09:58:19 PM

nor do i :'(

One day, you shall know the awesomeness, and you'll love your wife even more for letting you do it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:06:29 PM »

demi · « **Reply #36 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:07:29 PM »

Typical gay librul

drew · « **Reply #37 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:15:59 PM »

not touching this thread w/ a 10 ft pole (or anything else for that matter)

lest i get stabbed through the heart with the righteous throbing boner of political correctness

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:18:09 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on April 21, 2009, 10:06:29 PM

You say that here but in your heart you know you want your dick covered in light brown natural anal lubricant while the other artificial lubricant you used runs down your balls and dribbles onto the bed you sleep on as you get ready for a red, white, and Mexican bean burrito ending.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #39 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:18:37 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on April 21, 2009, 10:06:29 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 21, 2009, 10:18:09 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on April 21, 2009, 10:06:29 PM

You say that here but in your heart you know you want your dick covered in light brown natural anal lubricant while the other artificial lubricant you used runs down your balls and dribbles onto the bed you sleep on as you get ready for a red, white, and Mexican bean burrito ending.

You're not allowed to have sex. Ever.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:21:42 PM »

That was a natural law even before I said that. :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #41 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:23:16 PM »

i am against gay marriage now because the homos went and bought all the tickets for the david sedaris benaroya hall event

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #42 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:25:01 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on April 21, 2009, 10:23:16 PM

i am against gay marriage now because the homos went and bought all the tickets for the david sedaris benaroya hall event

Yeah, we tried getting tickets and were shut out, too. Saw Sarah Vowell a couple months ago in Olympia, though.

Eric P · « **Reply #43 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:31:57 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on April 21, 2009, 10:15:59 PM

not touching this thread w/ a 10 ft pole (or anything else for that matter)

lest i get stabbed through the heart with the righteous throbing boner of political correctness

if you can find a 10 ft pole, i can get him into the nba! we'll be RICH!

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:49:29 PM »

I'm against gay marriage. I live in Texas. I don't want being gay to be the next fad in this country where all of a sudden it's hip to do people in the ass and stuff. i hate that shit.

demi · « **Reply #45 on:** April 21, 2009, 11:33:17 PM »

What about giving each other blowjobs?

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:07:07 AM »

that's not gay at all. it's only your mouth

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #47 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:34:46 AM »

Religious right won't let gays get married, then they slam them for being promiscuous. Hmm.

Personally I couldn't be more for gay marriage without actually marrying a dude. Yay gay marriage. Can't think of an earthly reason to oppose it, apart from maybe fat brides with beards which presents some serious aesthetic challenges.

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Author Topic: Gay marriage, your thoughts? (Read 2905 times)