Author Topic: Getting to know you! (Read 15398 times)

Garnet · « **on:** December 07, 2006, 03:03:33 PM »

Ok. I'm bored. So, tell us three things about you, however one of those things has to be a lie. Don't make it obvious though!!

Story 1: When I was 5, I was kidnapped by a guy whos daughter had died the previous year. He apparently thought I was his daughter, as I looked like her, and MY parents had actually taken me. I was safe and NOT molestered, however it took over 2 weeks for the ordeal to end.

Story 2: I have only ever slept with 2 people.

Story 3: I really am this girl.

NEXT!

Bacon · « **Reply #1 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:04:41 PM »

I once kidnapped a girl who I thought was my daughter.

Garnet · « **Reply #2 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:05:35 PM »

Yeah but you arent welsh, so it couldnt have been you

Bacon · « **Reply #3 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:06:18 PM »

Yeah. She also didn't make it out alive.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:06:53 PM »

I'm suicidal

I get jealous easily

I possibly could have died when I flubbed up riding on the side of a train and got flung off

BlackMage · « **Reply #5 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:08:39 PM »

1. When listening to the radio and it has the volume listed as numbers, I always have to have it at an even number or increments of 5.

2. I am a very quiet person in public.

3. I watched BONES for the first time last night and I thought it was a really good show.

Christopher · « **Reply #6 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:08:47 PM »

I wear briefs

whiteACID · « **Reply #7 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:10:23 PM »

1. I'm allergic to most metals

2. The most painful thing that has happened to me was getting burned with some coffee. I've never broken a bone, had surgery or anything

3. I've never gotten drunk and kissed a girl

Garnet · « **Reply #8 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:11:15 PM »

I hope number 3 is a lie..............a dirty lie!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:14:39 PM »

1. When I was 11 a girl dared me to show her my penis and I did, at which point she ran and told my parents

2. When I was 16 I helped one of my mom's friend move a sofa into her house and she hinted that she'd give me a blowjob for pay

3. When I was 19 I hugged two beautiful Brazilian women

whiteACID · « **Reply #10 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:14:51 PM »

The game is only fun when people are serious

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:16:40 PM »

I was being serious.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:18:53 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on December 07, 2006, 03:08:39 PM

1. When listening to the radio and it has the volume listed as numbers, I always have to have it at an even number or increments of 5.

2. I am a very quiet person in public.

3. I watched BONES for the first time last night and I thought it was a really good show.

2

whiteacid: 1
Garret: 1
Demi: 2

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:22:02 PM »

LIES LIES LIES!!!!!!!!!!

Takuan · « **Reply #14 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:26:16 PM »

1. I was at Chuck-E-Cheese's once for my birthday and a black kid hit me in the back of the head and ran back to his parents, who scolded me for chasing after him.

2. I am totally in love with Garnet after having viewed her latest pic.

3. I'm a racist.

whiteACID · « **Reply #15 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:26:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 03:18:53 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on December 07, 2006, 03:08:39 PM
1. When listening to the radio and it has the volume listed as numbers, I always have to have it at an even number or increments of 5.

2. I am a very quiet person in public.

3. I watched BONES for the first time last night and I thought it was a really good show.

2

whiteacid: 1
Garret: 1
Demi: 2

You lose...for me anyways

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:27:44 PM »

He got mine wrong too.

Takuan · « **Reply #17 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:28:17 PM »

Quote

You lose...for me anyways

It's 3.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:28:57 PM »

1.) I once hit my sister with a baseball bat by accident!

2.) I explode donuts on the 4th of July.

3.) I'm still working retail.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:29:41 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 03:27:44 PM

He got mine wrong too.

Please tell me it's not 1

whiteAcid: 2

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:30:00 PM »

I can't come up with anything that wouldn't be painfully obvious

whiteACID · « **Reply #21 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:30:08 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2006, 03:28:57 PM

1.) I once hit my sister with a baseball bat by accident!

2.) I explode donuts on the 4th of July.

3.) I'm still working retail.

3

whiteACID · « **Reply #22 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:30:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 03:29:41 PM

Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 03:27:44 PM
He got mine wrong too.

Please tell me it's not 1

whiteAcid: 2

No! 3 is a lie

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:31:25 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 03:30:34 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 03:29:41 PM
Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 03:27:44 PM
He got mine wrong too.

Please tell me it's not 1

whiteAcid: 2
No! 3 is a lie

Wow. I figured if you got wasted enough you'd do anal scenes for $5, so kissing a girl would come free

Takuan · « **Reply #24 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:32:54 PM »

Quote

Wow. I figured if you got wasted enough you'd do anal scenes for $5, so kissing a girl would come free

You need to brush up on those reading comprehension skills.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:33:05 PM »

1. I punched a cat in the face.

2. I was once caught masturbating.

3. I have never been kissed by a guy.

Christopher · « **Reply #26 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:33:40 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:34:49 PM »

Christopher won on the first try.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:35:10 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 03:33:05 PM

1. I punched a cat in the face.

2. I was once caught masturbating.

3. I have never been kissed by a guy.

2

Takuan · « **Reply #29 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:36:18 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 03:34:49 PM

Christopher won on the first try.

Cat-puncher! I'm calling PETA.

mikesphat · « **Reply #30 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:38:25 PM »

1 ive been locked up in a mental institution

2 ive saved two fat kids lives

3 i have killed someone

whiteACID · « **Reply #31 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:38:52 PM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #32 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:38:58 PM »

you got mine wrong too, PD

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:39:56 PM »

1. I punched a cat in the face.
TRUE. When I was a kid, I had the unfortunate experience of living with a violent cat that would scratch and terrify me, so out of self defense, I punched him in the face!

2. I was once caught masturbating.
TRUE. This year, my roommate totally walked in on me whacking it. CrystalGemini lol'd to this story for like, a day.

3. I have never been kissed by a guy.
FALSE. Espio, from GAF, kissed me on the chubby cheek in the throes of passion after Nintendo revealed Twilight Princess for the first time ever at their E3 conference a couple of years ago.

mikesphat · « **Reply #34 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:40:59 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 03:38:52 PM

2!

if you meant me its true! i saved one from drowning and one from stabbing himself in the jugular...

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #35 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:42:19 PM »

1.) I've been on TV.

2.) I've been in jail.

3.) I've been on your mom.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:43:00 PM »

Well, the obvious answer is numero tres, mister sex offender!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #37 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:44:56 PM »

1. I was investigated by the FBI for hacking at the age of 16.

2. I lived with a playboy model/stripper for 2 years.

3. My best friend's mom gave me a blowjob in high school.

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:45:57 PM »

Fuck, I just thought of a good one I should have put in my first list, can I make a new list? Or do I have to keep my old one.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:46:08 PM »

ToxicAdam's is the best so far!

BlackMage · « **Reply #40 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:46:25 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 07, 2006, 03:44:56 PM

1. I was investigated by the FBI for hacking at the age of 16.

2. I lived with a playboy model/stripper for 2 years.

3. My best friend's mom gave me a blowjob in high school.

holy crap! umm... 3?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:47:15 PM »

I'm going to say 2.

whiteACID · « **Reply #42 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:47:37 PM »

I say 3

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #43 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:49:21 PM »

The answer is 3.

My other friend actually had sex with my best friends mom.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #44 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:49:56 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 03:43:00 PM

Well, the obvious answer is numero tres, mister sex offender!

See I forgot all about the sex offender stuff! I need a do over

(And I didn't go to jail for THAT, William. tsc)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:52:08 PM »

I thought they stuck you in lock up for that, although obviously you weren't charged?

Bacon · « **Reply #46 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:53:14 PM »

I'm thinking of some stuff.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:58:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 03:52:08 PM

I thought they stuck you in lock up for that, although obviously you weren't charged?

Nope. I got questioned, had a DNA swab, and my car was fingerprinted... all to be told "we're sorry, you're not who we're looking for"

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #48 on:** December 07, 2006, 04:00:23 PM »

1) I'm a very lonely person, I have no friends in real life.
2) I've tried to commit suicide a lot of times, I've been put away in a mental hospital as well. I tend to break down emotionally a lot.
3) I almost died in a car accident with my mom when i was 3. Instead of me dying the girl in the other car died. I was in the hospital for 2 weeks.

thats the bad stuff want some good stuff?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** December 07, 2006, 04:00:33 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #50 on:** December 07, 2006, 04:01:15 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius

Nope. I got questioned, had a DNA swab, and my car was fingerprinted... all to be told "we're sorry, you're not who we're looking for"

Tim, you are... NOT THE RAPIST!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #51 on:** December 07, 2006, 04:02:45 PM »

1. I have done and enjoyed copious amounts of various flavors of drugs in the past.

2. I live in a sun room.

3. I am Saint Cornelius.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** December 07, 2006, 04:03:18 PM »

WTF is a sun room?

Garnet · « **Reply #53 on:** December 07, 2006, 04:05:07 PM »

corny IS a sex pest. He touched my lady garden

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #54 on:** December 07, 2006, 04:05:24 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 04:03:18 PM

WTF is a sun room?

Oh, a little room surrounded on 3 sides by windows. Not a proper bedroom at all, though it does beat the Anne Frank room as far as living arrangements go. That's right, we have an Anne Frank room at my house.

Bacon · « **Reply #55 on:** December 07, 2006, 04:11:04 PM »

1. I have an abnormally small penis
2. Not once have I been caught masturbating
3. I sort of resent my father due to a number of issues

whiteACID · « **Reply #56 on:** December 07, 2006, 04:11:52 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 04:05:07 PM

corny IS a sex pest. He touched my lady garden

Just stop right there.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #57 on:** December 07, 2006, 04:19:28 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 04:03:18 PM

WTF is a sun room?

I have one attached to my house. They are worthless.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #58 on:** December 07, 2006, 04:20:02 PM »

HELLO HIGH ENERGY BILLZ

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #59 on:** December 07, 2006, 04:27:20 PM »

1. I once stalked Sting through the streets of New York City.

2. I was once interrogated by a police detective over a stolen ferret.

3. I am distantly related to a famous silent film comedian.

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Author Topic: Getting to know you! (Read 15398 times)