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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #60 on: December 07, 2006, 04:28:29 PM »
Oh, a little room surrounded on 3 sides by windows.  Not a proper bedroom at all, though it does beat the Anne Frank room as far as living arrangements go. 

So, like, when you have, uh, sex...
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #61 on: December 07, 2006, 04:30:22 PM »
corny IS a sex pest. He touched my lady garden :(


i most certainly did not! you told me to just shag your arsehole, you were saving your fanny for your true love.
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anthonyOA

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #62 on: December 07, 2006, 04:34:42 PM »
1. i dated an amsterdaam stripper for 1 year when i was 21 and didnt tell my mum. (or most of my mates for that matter).

2. i'm actually white, from Kentucky, and my name is Chuck Dillinger.

3. i've actually met an EBer irl.


one of those is true. hehe.

Garnet

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #63 on: December 07, 2006, 04:36:36 PM »
the stripper! I bet thats true

anthonyOA

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #64 on: December 07, 2006, 04:42:03 PM »
lol, that was quick. you must think low of me but yeah you're right.  :lol

she was too hot. i mean would you turn down a stripper?

oh and hot pic  :-* garnet. :-*

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #65 on: December 07, 2006, 04:43:01 PM »
1. I have never been caught masturbating.

2. I have only been seriously drunk three times in my entire life.

3. Some days I want to kill my cat, when it tries to fucking trip me down the stairs. >:(
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Garnet

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #66 on: December 07, 2006, 04:44:50 PM »
I remember you saying something bout you hardly date english girls, and the girls you date are like, models. Or something like that Tone  :-*

anthonyOA

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #67 on: December 07, 2006, 04:52:42 PM »
EL OH EL i don't date models all the time. my last gf was in my uni course.

lol, my ex before that was a watford lass (damn she as hard to keep an eye on... i mean, SHE WAS WATFORD LASS! :lol). and the ex before that was a girl that workedon the perfume stand at harrods. no model, but she was sweedish and blonde so most would think se was. i dunno. but i dont date models. the rumour has been squashed. :)

everyones had their fair share of ho-hum partners right? some norweigian girl from uni i went with was the definition. snake bite googles.. for a 2 weeks... urgh


:P


nothing tops good ol garnet though  :-*

mikesphat

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #68 on: December 07, 2006, 04:54:47 PM »
yea garnet is one tasty looking dish :drool
eh?

Garnet

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #69 on: December 07, 2006, 04:56:51 PM »
oh you two  :-*

Fuck knows where i got my info from then Tone.
I just hope I never turn into someones 10 pinter :(

whiteACID

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #70 on: December 07, 2006, 05:00:05 PM »
oh you brits!
boo

anthonyOA

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #71 on: December 07, 2006, 05:00:57 PM »
lol, no way garnet! don't let them treat ya bad either.  :-*

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #72 on: December 07, 2006, 05:01:07 PM »
yea garnet is one tasty looking dish :drool
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anthonyOA

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #73 on: December 07, 2006, 05:13:16 PM »
Ok. I'm bored. So, tell us three things about you, however one of those things has to be a lie. Don't make it obvious though!!

Story 1: When I was 5, I was kidnapped by a guy whos daughter had died the previous year. He apparently thought I was his daughter, as I looked like her, and MY parents had actually taken me. I was safe and NOT molestered, however it took over 2 weeks for the ordeal to end.

Story 2: I have only ever slept with 2 people.

Story 3: I really am this girl.

NEXT!

wow, so i'll be your 3rd!  :-* nothing wrong with 3rd place.  8)

Garnet

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #74 on: December 07, 2006, 05:14:53 PM »
that could be the lie :p

MrAngryFace

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #75 on: December 07, 2006, 05:15:15 PM »
You are really ZOMBZ
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #76 on: December 07, 2006, 05:15:53 PM »
He has bigger tits
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #77 on: December 07, 2006, 05:17:00 PM »
killing my masturbatory fantasies, total
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Mupepe

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #78 on: December 07, 2006, 05:18:34 PM »
1. Last night I found a girl I believe I can be faithful to.  :)

2. When I was little, I used to get in trouble by my parents a lot for making my G.I. Joes fuck my sister's Barbies.  Even when I was little, everything was about sex.

3. I'm a drug addict.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #79 on: December 07, 2006, 05:21:26 PM »
I'd do drugs with Mupepe.

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And I don't do drugs... :o
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anthonyOA

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #80 on: December 07, 2006, 05:23:59 PM »
that could be the lie :p

dont kill the dream :'| so i'll be 4th in a 3man race?  :'(

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #81 on: December 07, 2006, 05:30:48 PM »
i don't want to know you
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morphix

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #82 on: December 07, 2006, 05:32:21 PM »
1. Last night I found a girl I believe I can be faithful to.  :)

2. When I was little, I used to get in trouble by my parents a lot for making my G.I. Joes fuck my sister's Barbies.  Even when I was little, everything was about sex.

3. I'm a drug addict.

1

 ;)
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Mupepe

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #83 on: December 07, 2006, 05:33:22 PM »
1. Last night I found a girl I believe I can be faithful to.  :)

2. When I was little, I used to get in trouble by my parents a lot for making my G.I. Joes fuck my sister's Barbies.  Even when I was little, everything was about sex.

3. I'm a drug addict.

1


 ;)
Nope.

I'd do drugs with Mupepe.

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And I don't do drugs... :o
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #84 on: December 07, 2006, 05:34:30 PM »
Garnet has some beautiful eyes :-[
:9

cloudwalking

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #85 on: December 07, 2006, 05:41:31 PM »
This thread kicks ass! Good idea, Garnet!

Here's mine:

1. I helped poison a bunch of wild, starving, rabid cats left in an abandoned house beside my aunts house to put them out of their misery.

2. In 9th grade I guessed my English teacher's Hotmail password and sent out obscene e-mails to everyone in my class.

3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #86 on: December 07, 2006, 05:45:08 PM »
 :o

But... why?
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Garnet

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #87 on: December 07, 2006, 05:46:43 PM »
...s-she knows my name  :-*  :-*  :-*

Mupepe

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #88 on: December 07, 2006, 05:48:12 PM »
...s-she knows my name  :-*  :-*  :-*
I know your name.  :-*

Garnet

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #89 on: December 07, 2006, 05:50:28 PM »
but its the first time cloudwalking has moa- er, mentioned my name

MrAngryFace

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #90 on: December 07, 2006, 05:51:31 PM »
Haha, silly cloud. It takes TWO bottles of Advil.









not that I know anything about taking advil...
o_0

anthonyOA

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #91 on: December 07, 2006, 05:58:47 PM »
i have more secrets to tell you people.  :-*

Garnet

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #92 on: December 07, 2006, 06:02:46 PM »
spill then

cloudwalking

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #93 on: December 07, 2006, 06:05:49 PM »
but its the first time cloudwalking has moa- er, mentioned my name

:drool

Garnet you're awesome

mikesphat

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #94 on: December 07, 2006, 06:06:43 PM »
1 i lost my virginity at age 12

2 i poisoned some friends with thallium

3 i have an 8 inch penis  :-*
eh?

anthonyOA

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #95 on: December 07, 2006, 06:07:39 PM »
lol, i'm shy now. maybe some other time  :-[

Christopher

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #96 on: December 07, 2006, 06:12:08 PM »
anthony tell me these secrets.

Garnet

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #97 on: December 07, 2006, 06:13:06 PM »
but its the first time cloudwalking has moa- er, mentioned my name

:drool

Garnet you're awesome
oh my GOD hotness....

Mupepe

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« Reply #98 on: December 07, 2006, 06:20:41 PM »
but its the first time cloudwalking has moa- er, mentioned my name
But what about the memories you and I have moaning each other's names?  ;)  Good times, eh?

etiolate

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #99 on: December 07, 2006, 07:45:48 PM »
1. One day when I was in First Grade, it was recess time and I was out on the playground just wandering by myself when I saw a gurney come streaking out of the higher grade level.  There were paramedics all around the gurney and in the gurney was a young black girl. They carried the gurney straight through the playground and up to a waiting amublance and drove away.  My jaw dropped and I looked around the playground to see that every other person did not react at all to the event.  Everyone was just playing and doing as they had always been.
The next week I was sick on Monday and came back on Tuesday. I stayed at a babysitters that was the mother of my friend from school.  My friend came over and was like "DId you hear about what happened yesterday?" And I was like no, I was sick. So he told me that one of the black girls from 6th grade had passed out in the middle of class and that they had to call an ambulance to come and get her.

2. The last time I danced it was at a Valentine's day fashion show/art show/crazy party.  A girl I had the jones for was in the fashion show and it got me into the party free. After the art show and fashion show, the music started up and people came out with booze and like fire performers and everything got dancey crazy fun.  So I start dancing with the girl and her friends, trying to impress I suppose, when about a half hour into it this drunk snaggletoothed woman comes up behind me and whispers "You're a total cigarillo" which shocks me, then she whispers a second later "and you have no rhythm."

And that was the last time I danced.

3. This one was years ago.
One time I met a girl from the internet, she was an e-friend, but this meeting wasn't planned. I just recognized her and saw her name tag at a place of work. I came up to her(it was a bakery) and order a bagel. She starts getting my bagel for me and preparing it.  Meanwhile, I'm smiling like an idiot thinking she recognizes me. She didn't look that much different from back then, she had a very defined nose in the pictures she posted.(Not ugly, but nose ring and angled.) So I think to say, "So you still got the nose ring?" She gives me a weird look and gives this nervous laugh.  She then says, "Did you want cream cheese on this?" I for some reason get to thinking I'm witty and say "Yeah, I'd like some teenchat2 cream cheese on that." Teenchat2 was of course the chatroom I knew her from. She pretty much freezes here. Then she sort of confusedly says they don't have that and I realize she doesn't recognize me, then I realize maybe it's not the girl from the internet. I'm pretty glad I didn't bring up other chatroom things at this point, but I do make a hasty exit. I ended up avoiding that cafe for years, YEARS.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2006, 07:52:42 PM by etiolate »

Mupepe

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« Reply #100 on: December 07, 2006, 07:49:23 PM »
:lol :lol :lol :lol

you just made my day

:lol

Prost

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #101 on: December 07, 2006, 08:51:48 PM »
1.  I went gambling when I was 18 years old (In Arizona on the reservation it was legal when I was 18) and I won over 6,000 dollars that night playing texas hold 'em.
2.  I've beaten an active professional basketball player in a serious 1on1 match.
3.  When I was in 4th grade I beat up 4 6th graders who literally attacked me all at once.
:-þ

BlackMage

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #102 on: December 07, 2006, 08:54:12 PM »
1.  I went gambling when I was 18 years old (In Arizona on the reservation it was legal when I was 18) and I won over 6,000 dollars that night playing texas hold 'em.
2.  I've beaten an active professional basketball player in a serious 1on1 match.
3.  When I was in 4th grade I beat up 4 6th graders who literally attacked me all at once.

gotta be 2
UNF

Catz

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #103 on: December 07, 2006, 09:04:48 PM »
1) When I was 10, I tried to drown the neighbors hateful cat by swinging it by the leash into the lake. I didn't think cats could swim at the time. Failure total.

2) Prost and I actually never met online. It was an arranged marriage between our families. We were introduced once at a family and friend gathering and we exchanged WoW names to play online together.

3) One of our wedding gifts was over $200,000. Puts all the toasters and punch bowls to shame.

U

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #104 on: December 07, 2006, 09:05:12 PM »
1. I once buttfucked Willco silly.
2. I once buttfucked The Dark Shake catatonic.
3. I once buttfucked you and you liked it. A lot.
duc

Mupepe

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #105 on: December 07, 2006, 09:08:42 PM »
1) When I was 10, I tried to drown the neighbors hateful cat by swinging it by the leash into the lake. I didn't think cats could swim at the time. Failure total.

2) Prost and I actually never met online. It was an arranged marriage between our families. We were introduced once at a family and friend gathering and we exchanged WoW names to play online together.

3) One of our wedding gifts was over $200,000. Puts all the toasters and punch bowls to shame.


I hope you're enjoying that new house I bought you! :D

Catz

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #106 on: December 07, 2006, 09:14:26 PM »
1. One day when I was in First Grade, it was recess time and I was out on the playground just wandering by myself when I saw a gurney come streaking out of the higher grade level.  There were paramedics all around the gurney and in the gurney was a young black girl. They carried the gurney straight through the playground and up to a waiting amublance and drove away.  My jaw dropped and I looked around the playground to see that every other person did not react at all to the event.  Everyone was just playing and doing as they had always been.
The next week I was sick on Monday and came back on Tuesday. I stayed at a babysitters that was the mother of my friend from school.  My friend came over and was like "DId you hear about what happened yesterday?" And I was like no, I was sick. So he told me that one of the black girls from 6th grade had passed out in the middle of class and that they had to call an ambulance to come and get her.

2. The last time I danced it was at a Valentine's day fashion show/art show/crazy party.  A girl I had the jones for was in the fashion show and it got me into the party free. After the art show and fashion show, the music started up and people came out with booze and like fire performers and everything got dancey crazy fun.  So I start dancing with the girl and her friends, trying to impress I suppose, when about a half hour into it this drunk snaggletoothed woman comes up behind me and whispers "You're a total cigarillo" which shocks me, then she whispers a second later "and you have no rhythm."

And that was the last time I danced.

3. This one was years ago.
One time I met a girl from the internet, she was an e-friend, but this meeting wasn't planned. I just recognized her and saw her name tag at a place of work. I came up to her(it was a bakery) and order a bagel. She starts getting my bagel for me and preparing it.  Meanwhile, I'm smiling like an idiot thinking she recognizes me. She didn't look that much different from back then, she had a very defined nose in the pictures she posted.(Not ugly, but nose ring and angled.) So I think to say, "So you still got the nose ring?" She gives me a weird look and gives this nervous laugh.  She then says, "Did you want cream cheese on this?" I for some reason get to thinking I'm witty and say "Yeah, I'd like some teenchat2 cream cheese on that." Teenchat2 was of course the chatroom I knew her from. She pretty much freezes here. Then she sort of confusedly says they don't have that and I realize she doesn't recognize me, then I realize maybe it's not the girl from the internet. I'm pretty glad I didn't bring up other chatroom things at this point, but I do make a hasty exit. I ended up avoiding that cafe for years, YEARS.



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Mupepe

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #107 on: December 07, 2006, 09:15:46 PM »

Catz

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #108 on: December 07, 2006, 09:18:25 PM »
U

mikesphat

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #109 on: December 07, 2006, 09:21:06 PM »
dame becitos! mupepe  :-*
eh?

Diablos

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #110 on: December 07, 2006, 09:29:57 PM »
This thread kicks ass! Good idea, Garnet!

Here's mine:

1. I helped poison a bunch of wild, starving, rabid cats left in an abandoned house beside my aunts house to put them out of their misery.

2. In 9th grade I guessed my English teacher's Hotmail password and sent out obscene e-mails to everyone in my class.

3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.
3?

Catz

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #111 on: December 07, 2006, 09:32:07 PM »
This thread kicks ass! Good idea, Garnet!

Here's mine:

1. I helped poison a bunch of wild, starving, rabid cats left in an abandoned house beside my aunts house to put them out of their misery.

2. In 9th grade I guessed my English teacher's Hotmail password and sent out obscene e-mails to everyone in my class.

3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.

:-\ I hope I'm wrong.
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Mupepe

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #112 on: December 07, 2006, 09:33:27 PM »

cloudwalking

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #113 on: December 07, 2006, 09:34:57 PM »
Both wrong, #1 is the false one on mine

:spin

Mupepe

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« Reply #114 on: December 07, 2006, 09:35:55 PM »
Both wrong, #1 is the false one on mine

:spin
Thank God.  For a minute you may have been a psycho.  :heart

cloudwalking

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #115 on: December 07, 2006, 09:36:28 PM »
That's what I was going for

Mupepe

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #116 on: December 07, 2006, 09:36:46 PM »
That's what I was going for
It was kinda hot.   :-[

demi

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #117 on: December 07, 2006, 09:37:01 PM »
Both wrong, #1 is the false one on mine

:spin

Holy shit. That's hot. Post some risque photos for me.
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Prost

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #118 on: December 07, 2006, 09:38:13 PM »
1.  I went gambling when I was 18 years old (In Arizona on the reservation it was legal when I was 18) and I won over 6,000 dollars that night playing texas hold 'em.
2.  I've beaten an active professional basketball player in a serious 1on1 match.
3.  When I was in 4th grade I beat up 4 6th graders who literally attacked me all at once.

gotta be 2
Nope, guess again.
:-þ

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Re: Getting to know you!
« Reply #119 on: December 07, 2006, 09:53:57 PM »
Quote
3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.

There are easier ways to kill yourself than choking on a plastic bottle.